How does one handle a grumpy 60-year old manager who is prickly in her personality and meticulous about the placement of product in her store?

This is the personeel question-of-the-week?

Apparently, nekkid is the way to handle her

Yeah baby!

Icyshadow wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Mmmmm......bacon.

The only one on the list I care about =P

The other two are replaced with books and... damn I don't know any appropriate words for gaming that start with B.

But....but....but....BOOBIES!!!! They're awesome! And fun! And at the right size they can smother you!!

And beer!!! How can you not care about beer?!? Do you have a condition? I've got a co-worker who can't drink beer because of medication he takes. You poor soul!!

One peek at this thread and I find my favourite quote in an instant.

I am truly impressed. Maybe I should hang start to hang around here now.

I still haven't thought of anything good starting with B that fits gaming into that list.

Boobs are very important with respect to gaming.

Aberzombie wrote:

Scintillae wrote:

Badgers. Blasters.

Blaster brandishing badgers bushwacking bystanders.

Bordello babes bouncing big boobies blatently!

Bugbears with bardiches battling behir bards behind the Baker St. branch of Barclays Bank.

Orthos wrote:

Icyshadow wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Mmmmm......bacon.

The only one on the list I care about =P

The other two are replaced with books and... damn I don't know any appropriate words for gaming that start with B.

But....but....but....BOOBIES!!!! They're awesome! And fun! And at the right size they can smother you!!

And beer!!! How can you not care about beer?!? Do you have a condition? I've got a co-worker who can't drink beer because of medication he takes. You poor soul!!

One peek at this thread and I find my favourite quote in an instant.

I am truly impressed. Maybe I should hang start to hang around here now.

I still haven't thought of anything good starting with B that fits gaming into that list.

Boobs are very important with respect to gaming.

Wise words indeed.

Boobs are a blessing.

Good morning FAWTLY Folk! Happy Friday, I suppose. I don't know. I'm just not feeling it. Might be the lingering cold. Or maybe just work stress.

Or my phone acting up.

Or work stress.

Or that I'm hungry.

Or tired.

Good Lord! I'm starting to sound more like CDP. I think my aliases are bleeding over.

Next thing you know, I'll be trying to hump someone's leg.

Or communicating in mime speak.

Or giving everyone some recipes.

But, on the positive side, I've only got a 5-1/2 hour work day today.

Soon, there will be coffee.

Weird. I plug the phone into the car outlet, not only does it start getting faster, but the site appearance gets more normal.

Pathetic.

My wife's driving, that is.

Almost at work. Bye for now.

Heh. Our new hire has been trying to get a hold of this guy at a valve company for about two weeks now, with no success. So the young guy who sits next to me called the noob up this morning pretending to be the guy.

Orthos wrote:

Icyshadow wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Mmmmm......bacon.

The only one on the list I care about =P

The other two are replaced with books and... damn I don't know any appropriate words for gaming that start with B.

But....but....but....BOOBIES!!!! They're awesome! And fun! And at the right size they can smother you!!

And beer!!! How can you not care about beer?!? Do you have a condition? I've got a co-worker who can't drink beer because of medication he takes. You poor soul!!

One peek at this thread and I find my favourite quote in an instant.

I am truly impressed. Maybe I should hang start to hang around here now.

I still haven't thought of anything good starting with B that fits gaming into that list.

Boobs are very important with respect to gaming.

I've been doing fine without for almost ten years now =P

Damnit! Why doesn't everyone else get up as early as I do?

Freehold DM wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Icyshadow wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Mmmmm......bacon.

The only one on the list I care about =P

The other two are replaced with books and... damn I don't know any appropriate words for gaming that start with B.

But....but....but....BOOBIES!!!! They're awesome! And fun! And at the right size they can smother you!!

And beer!!! How can you not care about beer?!? Do you have a condition? I've got a co-worker who can't drink beer because of medication he takes. You poor soul!!

One peek at this thread and I find my favourite quote in an instant.

I am truly impressed. Maybe I should hang start to hang around here now.

I still haven't thought of anything good starting with B that fits gaming into that list.

Boobs are very important with respect to gaming.

I've been doing fine without for almost ten years now =P

Oh, you poor dear! I had no idea things were that bad! NO! It's OK! You don't have to put on a brave act anymore. We're here for you! You can talk about it!

Damnit! Why doesn't everyone else get up as early as I do?

Damn you Orthos! Made a liar out of me!!!

shakes fist

Damnit! Why doesn't everyone else get up as early as I do?

'Cause the undead never sleep?

Also: AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

Thirdly: MMmmm....donuts.

Hehehehe.

Orthos wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Icyshadow wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Mmmmm......bacon.

The only one on the list I care about =P

The other two are replaced with books and... damn I don't know any appropriate words for gaming that start with B.

But....but....but....BOOBIES!!!! They're awesome! And fun! And at the right size they can smother you!!

And beer!!! How can you not care about beer?!? Do you have a condition? I've got a co-worker who can't drink beer because of medication he takes. You poor soul!!

One peek at this thread and I find my favourite quote in an instant.

I am truly impressed. Maybe I should hang start to hang around here now.

I still haven't thought of anything good starting with B that fits gaming into that list.

Boobs are very important with respect to gaming.

I've been doing fine without for almost ten years now =P

Oh, you poor dear! I had no idea things were that bad! NO! It's OK! You don't have to put on a brave act anymore. We're here for you! You can talk about it!

Um... yeah I'm a guy. If I had boobs there'd be a different issue.

Aberzombie wrote:

Damnit! Why doesn't everyone else get up as early as I do?

'Cause the undead never sleep?

AAAHHHH!!! Another one! Suddenly, you're coming out of the wood works!!!

HA! GET IT?

Raksin' fraksin' micro-managing CFOs. So lame.

Emperor7 wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Damnit! Why doesn't everyone else get up as early as I do?

'Cause the undead never sleep?

AAAHHHH!!! Another one! Suddenly, you're coming out of the wood works!!!

HA! GET IT?

If it was ToP I'd have to cover up my woodworks :D

Emperor7 wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Damnit! Why doesn't everyone else get up as early as I do?

'Cause the undead never sleep?

AAAHHHH!!! Another one! Suddenly, you're coming out of the wood works!!!

HA! GET IT?

Ba Dum TISH!

Need.

More.

Coffee.

Raksin' fraksin' micro-managing CFOs. So lame.

You could always....

....KILL! KILL!! KILL!!!

Tomorrow, I get to drive my mother to the hairdresser and Mass. It'd be better without the lag time. Not much to do whilst she's getting her hair done. It's a long 6 hour day with all the back n forth, but she loves every minute of it. :D

It'd be better without the lag time.

Soooo tempting......

Emperor7 wrote:

Raksin' fraksin' micro-managing CFOs. So lame.

You could always....

....KILL! KILL!! KILL!!!

But he's not my landlord?

Dang! Where's the video of Eddie Murphy doing this skit on SNL?

Emperor7 wrote:

It'd be better without the lag time.

Soooo tempting......

Bad zombeh!

Emperor7 wrote:

It'd be better without the lag time.

Soooo tempting......

No brains for you!

Aberzombie wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

It'd be better without the lag time.

Soooo tempting......

No brains for you!

No boobs for you!

Well, back to work. This dang CFO sucks motivation out of person faster than a zombie with a brain straw.

MMmmmmm....brainnnnnnsssss straw.

Aberzombie wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

It'd be better without the lag time.

Soooo tempting......

No brains for you!

Gaaah!

Br@in wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

It'd be better without the lag time.

Soooo tempting......

No brains for you!

No boobs for you!

GAAAAAAHHHH!!!

I forgot to go get more coffee.

MMmmm......coffee.