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Unlike my naked body, which is well and truly awesome.
Umm... hi. Happy Tuesday, everybody!
You, me, HD, and maybe Moorluck need to hit the town. We'll get into trouble.Dating advice, courtesy of my roommate:
"You better ask her out! Dude, you got charisma like motherf+%!ing Slim Shady MacGyver!"
Thanks, bro.
I know a place where you can get a great deal on used loufas!
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Umm... hi. Happy Tuesday, everybody!
It's like an ebony metronome!
Staggers through the thread dizzy, then stumbles on his way out
I miss my salty nuts.
I have a small bag of salty nuts in my desk drawer! Didn't know they were yours.
Bet these Doritos are yours too?
Don't even try to claim my brown sugar cinnamon Pop-Tarts!
GAWD, I feel like a squirrel preparing for winter.
It's like an ebony metronome!
Umm... hi. Happy Tuesday, everybody!
Ebony Metronome. Sound like the name for a sinister magical item or artifact. Care to sell it?
Ebony Metronome. Sound like the name for a sinister magical item or artifact. Care to sell it?It's like an ebony metronome!
Umm... hi. Happy Tuesday, everybody!
Buy him a drink and he'll give it to you for free!
I miss my salty nuts.I have a small bag of salty nuts in my desk drawer! Didn't know they were yours.
Bet these Doritos are yours too?
Don't even try to claim my brown sugar cinnamon Pop-Tarts!
GAWD, I feel like a squirrel preparing for winter.
Mine's just full of mini-chocolate bars. Probably not the best thing to have before dentist trip this afternoon.
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It's like an ebony metronome!
Umm... hi. Happy Tuesday, everybody!
What a great name for a band! The Ebony Metronomes -- I'd go to that concert.
What a great name for a band! The Ebony Metronomes -- I'd go to that concert.It's like an ebony metronome!
Umm... hi. Happy Tuesday, everybody!
Show would be more correct term...
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I miss my salty nuts.I have a small bag of salty nuts in my desk drawer! Didn't know they were yours.
Bet these Doritos are yours too?
Don't even try to claim my brown sugar cinnamon Pop-Tarts!
GAWD, I feel like a squirrel preparing for winter.
What good is a desk if you can't stash it full of snacks?
Sadly, my desk is devoid of snacks. This makes me more likely to raid the vending machine, and there is nothing good for me in the vending machine.
Off for boardgame evening at pub. I wonder who will come and what will be playing... Who am I kidding, the real question is, why I'll end playing cylon again?
What good is a desk if you can't stash it full of snacks?I miss my salty nuts.I have a small bag of salty nuts in my desk drawer! Didn't know they were yours.
Bet these Doritos are yours too?
Don't even try to claim my brown sugar cinnamon Pop-Tarts!
GAWD, I feel like a squirrel preparing for winter.
*opens the drawer in his desk with hope in his heart* Nope. No snacks... Only father's tools :(
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I know a place where you can get a great deal on used loufas!You, me, HD, and maybe Moorluck need to hit the town. We'll get into trouble.Dating advice, courtesy of my roommate:
"You better ask her out! Dude, you got charisma like motherf+%!ing Slim Shady MacGyver!"
Thanks, bro.
Loofahs? You mean falafel, right?
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Loofahs? You mean falafel, right?I know a place where you can get a great deal on used loufas!You, me, HD, and maybe Moorluck need to hit the town. We'll get into trouble.Dating advice, courtesy of my roommate:
"You better ask her out! Dude, you got charisma like motherf+%!ing Slim Shady MacGyver!"
Thanks, bro.
I'll take a pass on the used falafel.
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Ooh ooh tell me tell meeeeee
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So done with that job. Only was able to handle 1/2 a day. It was a Monday. In spades. Walked home, all 4 1/2 miles. Lost my Dr. Pepper about 1/4 a mile from work. It fell out of my hands and hit the lid just perfect to send it shooting like a rocket into Gypsum Creek 25 ft away.Holy cow. That bites. =(
Looking back on it a day later it was an amazing trajectory. I just wish my kids had not broken my coffee pot.
Winter IS coming....
I miss my salty nuts.I have a small bag of salty nuts in my desk drawer! Didn't know they were yours.
Bet these Doritos are yours too?
Don't even try to claim my brown sugar cinnamon Pop-Tarts!
GAWD, I feel like a squirrel preparing for winter.
I'll take a pass on the used falafel.Loofahs? You mean falafel, right?I know a place where you can get a great deal on used loufas!You, me, HD, and maybe Moorluck need to hit the town. We'll get into trouble.Dating advice, courtesy of my roommate:
"You better ask her out! Dude, you got charisma like motherf+%!ing Slim Shady MacGyver!"
Thanks, bro.
But a used loufa is OK? Ewww...
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What a great name for a band! The Ebony Metronomes -- I'd go to that concert.It's like an ebony metronome!
Umm... hi. Happy Tuesday, everybody!
tick tock, tick tock
It'd be like watching a tennis match
Winter IS coming....
And breathing hard...
*opens the drawer in his desk with hope in his heart* Nope. No snacks... Only father's tools :(What good is a desk if you can't stash it full of snacks?I miss my salty nuts.I have a small bag of salty nuts in my desk drawer! Didn't know they were yours.
Bet these Doritos are yours too?
Don't even try to claim my brown sugar cinnamon Pop-Tarts!
GAWD, I feel like a squirrel preparing for winter.
[Hot Shots, Part Deux?] I have my father's eyes. *opens box with two eyeballs*
Have 3 decent candidates. Lots of good people looking for work these days. In sync with our brother and sister FAWTLies and their struggles to advance.
There are not enough hours in the day. I so need a time-turner.
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looks like I am going to Sweden next summer
Maiden plays the new Friends Arena in Stockholm on a saturday in july, and concidering that we did not actually see Maiden last time in Stoxkholm because of the rainstormwe will very likely try again
besides, I resently broke my Vasa cup and that was one of my top 4 cups, another good rason to re-visit there
There are not enough hours in the day. I so need a time-turner.
Tina Turner was FAWESOME in Thunderdome!
Oh. You said time-turner. Nevermind. ;P
That's what they used to call me, back in the day...
It's like an ebony metronome!
Umm... hi. Happy Tuesday, everybody!
Umm... hi. Happy Tuesday, everybody!
And what a happy Tuesday it is!
Ebony Metronome. Sound like the name for a sinister magical item or artifact. Care to sell it?It's like an ebony metronome!
Umm... hi. Happy Tuesday, everybody!
It is not sinister, although it is quite dexterous.. Not for sale though.
Buy him a drink and he'll give it to you for free!Ebony Metronome. Sound like the name for a sinister magical item or artifact. Care to sell it?It's like an ebony metronome!
Umm... hi. Happy Tuesday, everybody!
I have a witness on these very boards to just how low of an alcohol tolerance I have...
My wife just loves the costumes.
Barbarella, not a great film.
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I have a witness on these very boards to just how low of an alcohol tolerance I have...Buy him a drink and he'll give it to you for free!Ebony Metronome. Sound like the name for a sinister magical item or artifact. Care to sell it?It's like an ebony metronome!
Umm... hi. Happy Tuesday, everybody!
Lightweight ;)
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Ah Barberella.
How I hated to watch you, and yet, I couldn't make myself stop!
:)
Ah for the good old days, when even the BAD movies were worth watching! ;)
good night FaWtL
You, me, HD, and maybe Moorluck need to hit the town. We'll get into trouble.Dating advice, courtesy of my roommate:
"You better ask her out! Dude, you got charisma like motherf+%!ing Slim Shady MacGyver!"
Thanks, bro.
You don't even extend me an invite? I see how it is.
Bastard.
:)
What a great name for a band! The Ebony Metronomes -- I'd go to that concert.It's like an ebony metronome!
Umm... hi. Happy Tuesday, everybody!
Gives a whole new meaning to rocking out with their c*cks out.
Literally.
You, me, HD, and maybe Moorluck need to hit the town. We'll get into trouble.Dating advice, courtesy of my roommate:
"You better ask her out! Dude, you got charisma like motherf+%!ing Slim Shady MacGyver!"
Thanks, bro.
You don't even extend me an invite? I see how it is.
Bastard.
:)
It is because no one like you. ~pouts~ or me.
GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! ~bangs head against the wall~
I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~
You, me, HD, and maybe Moorluck need to hit the town. We'll get into trouble.Dating advice, courtesy of my roommate:
"You better ask her out! Dude, you got charisma like motherf+%!ing Slim Shady MacGyver!"
Thanks, bro.
You don't even extend me an invite? I see how it is.
Bastard.
:)
It would be too much fawsome with hd and Moorluck alone. Adding you would cause a fawthole to develop. I need you with me, ch, and maybe tequila on alternate weekends. We can be the league of extraordinary gentlemen.
I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~
I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~ I love my job. ~bang~
For a minute there I thought you were shooting up your workplace... Do you want to talk about it, dragon?