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I appear to have stirred the welcome brigade... despite having been on a bit before I left hehe.


Dave Tennant wrote:
I want my time box back! Yea, Morning Orthos!

EX-TERM-IN-ATE!


You vant to murder your Pfather and love your mother somevhere along those lines of psychobabble. Was ist?! Vhere are my Austrian manners?

Guten Morgan Orthos!


I bright and sunny morning to you Orthos.


HISSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!


Zigman Fraud, Psychiatrist M.D. wrote:

You vant to murder your Pfather and love your mother somevhere along those lines of psychobabble. Was ist?! Vhere are my Austrian manners?

Guten Morgan Orthos!

I am a celibate scientist! Thoughts of romance would distract me from my work! Begone!


Stomps through the thread pushing buildings over and letting them crash onto their sides.

RRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWWRRRR!

translation:
Morning Orthos!


ENGAGING KAIJU INVADER.


Don't shoot him! He's trying find an IHOP or a bacon shack in the middle of downtown Tokyo!


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I don't post in FAWTL, but if I did, it would look something like this:

[flashback]Two years ago:

Smashtag's company: "Hey Smashtag, you're an awesome employee. We want you to go run our satellite store in a different city."

Smashtag: "Super cool! I'ma make it shine! One concern though. The store operations server is in a closet. Literally, a closet."

Company: "Don't worry about it." [/flashback]

Fast forward to last Wednesday:

Smashtag: "Doo-dee-doo, going to work, openin' mah store, gonna sell some stuff and make lots o money! Oh hey, 'database connection lost'. Well, lemme go reboot the server!"

Server: "BBBBLLLLEEEEAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH HHHHOOOOOTTTT!!!!" *poops its bed and dies*

Smashtag: "Oh crap! Well, good thing we were backing up all the data to this OTHER hard drive!"

OTHER Hard Drive: "Tee-hee! I'm blank!"

Smashtag: "Oh crap! Well, good thing we can re-mount the platters and hopefully recover my database from them!"

Ruined Hard Drive: "I'm more warped than Paizo's customer service department!" Seriously, this thing overheated so bad that the entire case had about a 5-degree angle.

Smashtag: *mikedrop, peaceout*

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Bitter Thorn wrote:
Grolick wrote:
For those who asked, yes, indeed, I'm the one with the chocolate dice at the Con. :) Now I'm sitting at my desk toiling away over stupid stuff when I'd rather be gaming....
Welcome!

Welcome indeed! And thanks for the chocolate dice!

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

You should post in here more often. :D

Smashtag wrote:

I don't post in FAWTL, but if I did, it would look something like this:

[flashback]Two years ago:

Smashtag's company: "Hey Smashtag, you're an awesome employee. We want you to go run our satellite store in a different city."

Smashtag: "Super cool! I'ma make it shine! One concern though. The store operations server is in a closet. Literally, a closet."

Company: "Don't worry about it." [/flashback]

Fast forward to last Wednesday:

Smashtag: "Doo-dee-doo, going to work, openin' mah store, gonna sell some stuff and make lots o money! Oh hey, 'database connection lost'. Well, lemme go reboot the server!"

Server: "BBBBLLLLEEEEAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH HHHHOOOOOTTTT!!!!" *poops its bed and dies*

Smashtag: "Oh crap! Well, good thing we were backing up all the data to this OTHER hard drive!"

OTHER Hard Drive: "Tee-hee! I'm blank!"

Smashtag: "Oh crap! Well, good thing we can re-mount the platters and hopefully recover my database from them!"

Ruined Hard Drive: "I'm more warped than Paizo's customer service department!" Seriously, this thing overheated so bad that the entire case had about a 5-degree angle.

Smashtag: *mikedrop, peaceout*


Smashtag wrote:

I don't post in FAWTL, but if I did, it would look something like this:

Horror Story

Ohnoes! Happy Recovery?


taig wrote:
You should post in here more often. :D

I agree! Smashtag was an awesome zombie construct.


Treppa wrote:
I'm listening to 'Car Talk' while it's still on. *sniffle*

I understand that that long running show is going off the air. I have no excessive love for cars(ever since I discovered that they could not transform at the age of 10), but I do love radio shows, so I am sorry this one is going off the air.


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
And just a little hung over.
Had a couple myself last night :) Went to one of my fave local bars with a friend and played a couple games of pool.... played horribly (blaming it on house rum :P ). Was nice to get out for a lil bit
You needed more "aiming fluid".

gigglesnort Aiming fluid!


Celestial Healer wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Take care. HD!!!

Thanks :-)

It'll be nice to get this all done with, I'm tired of dealing with it.

DO EET HD (except for the west coast part)!!
I am hoping to be down your way by the end of the week. Quick trip to hipster hell to see my cousin.

Do you think we can hang? You me and maybe CH??!?! Cuz that would be...

** spoiler omitted **

Hitting a "twofer" on Wednesday (shiny and monkey), so a NY twofer would be, yes,

** spoiler omitted **

That would be fawesome!

But I am worried about the timing. I fly out to Florida first thing Saturday morning and won't be back til the 28th. If things match up schedule-wise, though, it will be awesome to meet up.

Crud. I am going to Otakon around the time you are leaving. I hope that we are able to meet up towards the end of this week though.


Smashtag wrote:

I don't post in FAWTL, but if I did, it would look something like this:

[flashback]Two years ago:

Smashtag's company: "Hey Smashtag, you're an awesome employee. We want you to go run our satellite store in a different city."

Smashtag: "Super cool! I'ma make it shine! One concern though. The store operations server is in a closet. Literally, a closet."

Company: "Don't worry about it." [/flashback]

Fast forward to last Wednesday:

Smashtag: "Doo-dee-doo, going to work, openin' mah store, gonna sell some stuff and make lots o money! Oh hey, 'database connection lost'. Well, lemme go reboot the server!"

Server: "BBBBLLLLEEEEAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH HHHHOOOOOTTTT!!!!" *poops its bed and dies*

Smashtag: "Oh crap! Well, good thing we were backing up all the data to this OTHER hard drive!"

OTHER Hard Drive: "Tee-hee! I'm blank!"

Smashtag: "Oh crap! Well, good thing we can re-mount the platters and hopefully recover my database from them!"

Ruined Hard Drive: "I'm more warped than Paizo's customer service department!" Seriously, this thing overheated so bad that the entire case had about a 5-degree angle.

Smashtag: *mikedrop, peaceout*

Smashtag, I'm sorry you had a horrible day, but that was one of the funniest stories I've read in some time. Welcome, chummer.


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
<- Not as cool in real life as I seem on the boards. You're in for a big disappointment.

I'm not a nekkid drow chick with a big sword either. Although I do have several swords at home(I would only trust about three of them in a fight, though).


Celestial Healer wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:

I spent a year and a half at Monterey. The stretch just south of that starting at Carmel and ending in Greater LA (including Big Sur) is a fantastic place. If you see a sign for Jade Cove Beach, it's worth a stop and a climb down the cliff. Natural Nephrite is washed out of the cliff there, and if you are lucky you might find a piece!

Yeah, I'm a shameless rock nerd.

If his destination is SF, he probably won't be seeing that part. I agree, though - it is amazing on that stretch.

Ah thats a pity. I didn't know if he was continuing on or not


Freehold DM wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
<- Not as cool in real life as I seem on the boards. You're in for a big disappointment.
I'm not a nekkid drow chick with a big sword either. Although I do have several swords at home(I would only trust about three of them in a fight, though).

Wow, you'd actually trust three of them. Mine are so poorly balanced or delicate....

I snapped one putting it in a scabbard.

The Exchange

Happy Saturday morning. Time for Cartoons.

Silver Crusade

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DSXMachina wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
<- Not as cool in real life as I seem on the boards. You're in for a big disappointment.
I'm not a nekkid drow chick with a big sword either. Although I do have several swords at home(I would only trust about three of them in a fight, though).

Wow, you'd actually trust three of them. Mine are so poorly balanced or delicate....

I snapped one putting it in a scabbard.

You need Hattori Hanzo steel...

Shadow Lodge

Freehold DM wrote:
I'm not a nekkid drow chick with a big sword either.

Dammit!


taig wrote:
You should post in here more often. :D

Only when horrible disasters happen. Give me... five minutes.

Treppa wrote:
Ohnoes! Happy Recovery?

So far, everyone I've showed the hard drive to has just burst into laughter, so I'm assuming not so much. :D

Freehold DM wrote:
Smashtag, I'm sorry you had a horrible day, but that was one of the funniest stories I've read in some time. Welcome, chummer.

Thanks! It was just too amusing to sit on and not share! (Also, horrible week, seeing as I'm still at the store handwriting everything!)


Treppa wrote:
taig wrote:
You should post in here more often. :D
I agree! Smashtag was an awesome zombie construct.

I absolutely loved playing this character. Too bad he had to be evulz.

The Exchange

That's nothing! One time I flipped a lightswitch and blew a fuse, and down went the failsafes and up went the nuclear reactor!!

That's rough buddy. >_< Hope things get better for you soon!


Yes, but he went out on his own terms. Very noble for an evil construct.

Liberty's Edge

Celestial Healer wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Take care. HD!!!

Thanks :-)

It'll be nice to get this all done with, I'm tired of dealing with it.

DO EET HD (except for the west coast part)!!
I am hoping to be down your way by the end of the week. Quick trip to hipster hell to see my cousin.

Do you think we can hang? You me and maybe CH??!?! Cuz that would be...

** spoiler omitted **

Hitting a "twofer" on Wednesday (shiny and monkey), so a NY twofer would be, yes,

** spoiler omitted **

That would be fawesome!

But I am worried about the timing. I fly out to Florida first thing Saturday morning and won't be back til the 28th. If things match up schedule-wise, though, it will be awesome to meet up.

Where in Florida? I'll be in Central Fla for a few days hopefully before the 28th.

Silver Crusade

I'll be on the Gulf coast, near Bradenton.


Aberzombie wrote:
Great, now I've got this image of a badger doing that "cute eyes" look Puss-in-Boots did in the Shrek movies.

There have been some disturbing images of the badger floating around, lately...


Aberzombie wrote:
I purchased the iCrit and iFumble apps for my iphone - the sound effects alone make them worth owning.

One of the first purchases I made when I found out I was going to have a job. Sooo cool.


Rashida Massri wrote:
Yes, but he went out on his own terms. Very noble for an evil construct.

Speaking of which, if you and DSX don't hurry up and get character concepts posted in Master Control's thread, I will haunt both of you equally and opportunistically!


BluePigeon wrote:
lynora wrote:
Also, books this semester will cost almost as much as tuition. :(
I'm so glad I walked away from college all those many years ago.

"Because a mind is a terrible thing."


Treppa wrote:

It's got a good beat and it's good to dance to.

Seriously, that and "O Canada" are my favorite anthems.

Happy Bastille Day, everyone!

Is there some holiday for those who oppose the French Revolution? That's the one I need to sign up for.


Zigman Fraud, Psychiatrist M.D. wrote:

You vant to murder your Pfather and love your mother somevhere along those lines of psychobabble. Was ist?! Vhere are my Austrian manners?

Guten Morgan Orthos!

Mein poor, poor Doktor-Vater. Vill he never learn?


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
<- Not as cool in real life as I seem on the boards. You're in for a big disappointment.

You were pretty cool at PaizoCon last year.


Justin Franklin wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
<- Not as cool in real life as I seem on the boards. You're in for a big disappointment.
You were pretty cool at PaizoCon last year.

Pretty Cool or Pretty & Cool :P


Maybe it's just because EM Shiny is not my type, but I glossed this as
"relatively cool."


Free from work! Heading home.


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Jeff-Zilla wrote:

Stomps through the thread pushing buildings over and letting them crash onto their sides.

RRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWWRRRR!

** spoiler omitted **

When I see this avvy, I think of that great country song, All My T-Rex's Live in Texas

Sovereign Court

Emperor7 wrote:
Jeff-Zilla wrote:

Stomps through the thread pushing buildings over and letting them crash onto their sides.

RRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWWRRRR!

** spoiler omitted **

When I see this avvy, I think of that great country song, All My T-Rex's Live in Texas

RRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!


Sue The Zombie T-Rex wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Jeff-Zilla wrote:

Stomps through the thread pushing buildings over and letting them crash onto their sides.

RRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWWRRRR!

** spoiler omitted **

When I see this avvy, I think of that great country song, All My T-Rex's Live in Texas
RRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!

T-Rex are awesome. Marc Bolans HAWT.


But stay away from Gary Glitter.


Kajehase wrote:
But stay away from Gary Glitter.

Gary Glitter says: "Do you want to be in my gang?"


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taig wrote:

Dinketry, watch out for Kevin's bacon. He's shifty...

I don't care if the bed is empty, I'm not sleeping in the same room with Sharoth.


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
DSXMachina wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
<- Not as cool in real life as I seem on the boards. You're in for a big disappointment.
You were pretty cool at PaizoCon last year.
Pretty Cool or Pretty & Cool :P

I would not call Shiny pretty,

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Kajehase wrote:
But stay away from Gary Glitter.

But without Gary Glitter, we wouldn't have Doctorin' the Tardis!


Orthos wrote:
Being single and having a low standard of living helps. ^_^

My mind is always in the gutter. You are an anomaly.

Liberty's Edge

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I thought Gary glitter's most famous line was "Want some candy, little girl?", except, you know, in Vietnamese.

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