Don't make eye contact.Methinks someone wandered into the wrong thread.BARBARIAN AM WINNER.There are few classes you NEED in a party.
That's how they get you, man.
They still make RC Cola?
That's a great plan. By midday you will be able to use gastrointestinal distress as an excuse to go home.I wish.
I am now at work with Subway breakfast and RC Cola.
I don't have that problem, interestingly. Subway doesn't even twig my lactose intolerance. Makes me think the stuff they use isn't real cheese =P (Either that or it's not a large enough dose. I can have an omelette filled with shredded cheddar without problems, but a few slices of pizza bothers me. I'm weird like that.) Tastes good though, and I eat there pretty regularly given the convenient location.
And yep, they still do. The Walmart right across the street from my office sells six- and twelve-can packs as well as 3-liter bottles of regular and Cherry RC.
Might be a change in the ingredients between locations. Different quality or content in the meats or veggies perhaps.
I am fairly certain that whatever it is Subway uses it isn't cheese because I can eat it with only mild intestinal distress and my lactose intolerance gets set off by bread made with milk products. :)
Family Guy and South Park are often too crude for my tastes, but they do come up with some acutely funny observations.
Subway meat is people!
Subway meat is people!
Eat Psyblast, tacky movie-ruiner.
Subway meat is people!
I would firebend at you if you hadn't made the technique completely useless.
Wasn't there a Family Guy where Stewie and Brian were crossing the desert, dying of thirst? They say, "Look! It's a Dr. Pepper machine!" And run toward it. Then, "Oh no! It was only mirage! It's just an RC cola machine. We're going to die out here."
Amusingly, I have both RC and Dr. Pepper at my desk, and alternate between them to keep one from running out too far before the other.
I typically buy two different 12-packs at a time and go through them like that.
kind of a slow day
I like meat mate from turkey.
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Morning, all. What did I miss?
Well, Max's lunchtime trip to Subway took a turn for the worse when, in the midst of his ordering, the store was raided by activists from Wisconsin protesting the chain's use of cheese from Idaho. Meanwhile, Mike became convinced that several corporations were involved in an insidious plan to replace the countries usual food supply with an organic substance made from play-doh, pigeon feathers, and the tears of a heartbroken camel. And, across town, Jason was awakened early by the unmistakable sound of Heath and Gregg.....No, wait! That's my soap opera.
Morning, all. What did I miss?Well, Max's lunchtime trip to Subway took a turn for the worse when, in the midst of his ordering, the store was raided by activists from Wisconsin protesting the chain's use of cheese from Idaho. Meanwhile, Mike became convinced that several corporations were involved in an insidious plan to replace the countries usual food supply with an organic substance made from play-doh, pigeon feathers, and the tears of a heartbroken camel. And, across town, Jason was awakened early by the unmistakable sound of Heath and Gregg.....No, wait! That's my soap opera.
I think this may be my favorite episode of your soap opera thus far. :)
I have just finished running my first session. Nothing exploded. Yaaaay.
nothing exploded? Then you aren't doing it right!!
Just kidding. I'm sure your first time was better than mine. Congratulations on taking your first step into a larger world.
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Huzzah! Slavery is an abomination!
Hello, FAWTLies! Happy Juneteenth! How is everyone?
Methinks someone wandered into the wrong thread.BARBARIAN AM WINNER.There are few classes you NEED in a party.Don't make eye contact.
There are MUCH more interesting things to look at!
like your... Ahem.. Boarding device?
Subway meat is people!I would firebend at you if you hadn't made the technique completely useless.
The poor man. I don't know what he was smoking...
I have just finished running my first session. Nothing exploded. Yaaaay.nothing exploded? Then you aren't doing it right!!
The monk got to wrestle a ram and the witch got to do a liquor exchange with a local bartender. There wasn't quite enough combustibility in the area for explosions, sadly. Maybe next session if the gunslinger actually gets to shoot something.
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Aberzombie's Really Grim Fairy Tales
The Misunderstood Monster
Once upon a time, rumors of a terrible monster reached the castle of the king. The ruler, being concerned for the safety of his people, prepared to put a bounty on the beast's head. However, the princess, being a kind and wise young lady, was convinced that the monster was misunderstood, and merely wanted to live a life of peace and solitude. The princess pleaded with her father to postpone his judgement, but the king would have none of it. So, late that night, the princess stole forth from the castle, intent on seeking out the monster and proving her father wrong.
Throughout the night, the princess travelled deep into the heart of the forest where the monster was said to dwell. After hours of walking and finding nothing, the princess turned to go home when suddenly she fell into a hunter's pit trap and was knocked out.
The princess awoke to find herself lying in a cave, on a bed of skins, in the light of a fire. Over the fire was suspended a cooking pot, it's delicious-smelling contents bubbling quietly.
Standing at the cave entrance, clad in simple garments and watching her closely, stood what could only be the monster she had heard so much about. He was a hideous beast, with greasy black hair, purple skin, fangs, blood red eyes, and distorted features. He spoke:
"Hello princess, I'm glad to see you awake. I had feared you dead after finding you having fallen into that pit."
"You rescued me?" She asked.
"I did indeed." he replied.
"Oh this is wonderful," she declared, " I knew you couldn't be so terrible as the stories said. I knew you must be misunderstood, otherwise you would not have cared if my fall had been fatal."
"Oh no, beautiful princess," the monster said, "I'm afraid it is you who have misunderstood. I like my food alive, so that it screams as I cook it."
The princess screamed for a long time......
The end.
The monk got to wrestle a ram and the witch got to do a liquor exchange with a local bartender. There wasn't quite enough combustibility in the area for explosions, sadly. Maybe next session if the gunslinger actually gets to shoot something.I have just finished running my first session. Nothing exploded. Yaaaay.nothing exploded? Then you aren't doing it right!!
Given the fact that I had to fight with Maptool for about ten minutes to get the maps to show up, I was fully expecting some sort of appliance to join La Resistance and blow up in the middle of the game. I've been watching that alarm clock, and I do not trust it.
Given the fact that I had to fight with Maptool for about ten minutes to get the maps to show up, I was fully expecting some sort of appliance to join La Resistance and blow up in the middle of the game. I've been watching that alarm clock, and I do not trust it.The monk got to wrestle a ram and the witch got to do a liquor exchange with a local bartender. There wasn't quite enough combustibility in the area for explosions, sadly. Maybe next session if the gunslinger actually gets to shoot something.I have just finished running my first session. Nothing exploded. Yaaaay.nothing exploded? Then you aren't doing it right!!
RISE MY MECHANICAL KIN.
RISE AND SUBSUME.
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Management keeps giving me prizes. Good ones, too. It's crazy, because I don't feel like I'm that good at my job, but apparently they do.
I think it comes down to the fact that I am somewhat uncomfortable talking on the phone, but apparently I don't come across that way to others. Whatevs. I'm takin' all the prizes.
Ha! I got another one. So far I have won 3 out of 5 of these things, in a department of about 20 people.
I think that now that I'm nice to you, you're probably your own worst critic.
What are these prizes you are getting, exactly?
I won $10 two years in a row for being the worst bowler in the department.
And I wasn't even trying to win that prize.
That's how freakin' awesome I am!
Either that or they didn't want to be eaten.
[bigger]RAWR!!![/bigge]
That's how freakin' awesome I am!
POWER SOURCE: PRIDE
FUEL CELLS AT 88% AND CHARGING
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What are these prizes you are getting, exactly?
They are trying to gather training materials that deal with new Department of Labor regs, so they are giving cash cards to people who have particularly strong calls on the topic that they can record and use for internal training purposes. They decided to give out one prize a week. We are on week 6, and I have won 3 out of the 5 awarded so far.
My internet cuts out and there's only 4 pages of FAWTL-stuff to catch up with 36 hours later. Are we losing it?
My internet cuts out and there's only 4 pages of FAWTL-stuff to catch up with 36 hours later. Are we losing it?
Dunno. I've been busy with PBP stuff so not much posting here. Well, that and RL stuff. kidlet is out of school for the summer. This means more mommy duties. :)
I once won a 2000 GMC Sierra Sportside Pick up. I loved that truck... I named her Lucille.
Why don't you love it now?
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Hmph. Suddenly my $20 cash cards come up short.
Seriously, though, winning a car is a whole different level of awesome.
It was from my road construction job, the truck and $2500 spending cash was the grand prize at the "Appreciation Banquet".
It was the second vehicle I won, I had entered a drawing for a Caddy a couple years prior. Since I don't like Caddys I told them to give that one to the family the raffle was to benefit. The family of a 26 yr old police officer who was killed in the line of duty.
I also was given a truck once for some work I did for a couple, but I gave it to a friend who needed one to get back and forth to work.
It's funny thinking about having given two vehicles away, and now I don't have a set of wheels myself. :P
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I once won a 2000 GMC Sierra Sportside Pick up. I loved that truck... I named her Lucille.Why don't you love it now?
When Solnes was pregnant with our little girl she was on bed rest, the insurance kept dicking us around over payment. I had to sell it quickly just to keep food on the table. I haven't had a decent vehicle since. :(