Last one to post wins

[Vidmaster7]

I was doing so well too. I thought wow this could be it! this could be the Big one!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

*tosses a big, black, spherical bomb with hissing fuse back at Vidmaster7, labeled "the Big one"*

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Interesting concept, IHIYC, I would have just told Vidmaster7 (if he indeed wanted to catch "the Big One") to go fishing.

[Pulg]

Isn't it lying on a table in GoatToucher's workroom, silently praying for the sweet release of death?

[Vidmaster7]

Go fish.

[GoatToucher]

We'll I don't like to brag, but it's been called "The Big One" a few times before.

Would you like to see?

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

And THAT, boys and girls, is why noone else has ever posted on this thread.

[Pulg]

GoatToucher wrote:

We'll I don't like to brag, but it's been called "The Big One" a few times before.

Would you like to see?

We all know about your ingrown toenail.

[GoatToucher]

Pulg wrote:

We all know about your ingrown toenail.

Ah, so you've already seen my p***s then.

[Pulg]

One yam is very much like another, I find.

[Vidmaster7]

*blows kiss to audience* well good night everybody!

[Johnny Depp Puppet]

Johnny Depp?

*picks Win up off ground, contemplates it*

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Hey, I just noticed something: Dateline - October 12, 2017....

[Vidmaster7]

Nope still don't like Kevin James.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

*looks at clock, swipes the Win back from Vidmaster7*

Welp, that's your 60 minutes up. Good Morning.

*rings bell* Good a-niiight, ding-ding-ding-ding....

[Vidmaster7]

But that wasn't long enough. Lets try and give this on a little more time.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Yes it was. Good Morning.

*rings bell again* Good a-niiight, ding-ding-ding-ding....

[Vidmaster7]

I still have an hour to fight for the win before my shift is over so BEWARE!

[R2-FU]

*TICKTICKTICKTICKTICKTICKTICK....*

[Vidmaster7]

TOCK! TOCK!! TOCK!!!

[Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis]

Could it be?!? A full-sized clockwork man with beard of finest electrum wire?!?

*pries Vidmaster7's chest cavity open with scary, overelaborate tools, enthusiastically raids it for parts*

...Oh, bother. There wasn't actually anything good in it. Except for this.

*holds up entire aluminium soda can*

You, my little friend, just need a good washing, and I am certain I can find a use for you!

*runs off happily, forgets to close Vidmaster7 back up*

[Vidmaster7]

This thread has gotten so violent lately. I mean sure i'm immortal but that is no excuse to dismember me.

[Xavante]

*eyes Vidmaster7's liver from afar*

[Vidmaster7]

You'll need some fava beans and a nice chianti.

[Xavante]

Nope. Just some loquats.

*dives in, rips out Vidmaster7's liver*

Hope you didn't 'grow' too attached to it! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

*flies off as Vidmaster7's liver slowly begins regrowing, eats it with loquats*

*stares at Vidmaster7 while eating*

Hmm...now I want some nuts, too....

[Vidmaster7]

Sigh everybody's a comedian.

[Xavante]

But not everybody can do PUN MAGIC!

[Un-Bear-able Puns]

But some of us were very clawlsy educated in the subject.

[Xavante]

BOOOO! You 'SUCK!'

*Un-Bear-able Puns is suddenly caught in a vortex of air*

[Un-Bear-able Puns]

Ha now when people call me a blow hard they will really mean it.

[GoatToucher]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

Yes it was. Good Morning.

*rings bell again* Good a-niiight, ding-ding-ding-ding....

:squawks loudly:

[Pulg]

He's laid an egg!

Oh no. Not an egg.

*Turns pale. Retches violently*

[Jokey the Unfunny Comedian]

You bring the yolks and I’ll bring the yuks!

[Vidmaster7]

I doubt you'll bring enough of these so called "Yuks"

[Sissyl]

Yuk.

[Vidmaster7]

well there was one

[Bedevere]

Yuk bites can be very painful.

[Vidmaster7]

I would not know.

[Hannibal Lecture]

Tell me, Clarice, have the yuks stopped screaming?

[Vidmaster7]

So THIS is how clown phobia's start.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

*raps on Vidmaster7's Closet door*

Hey, couldja turn it down out there? I'm working on a jigsaw puzzle In here!

[Vidmaster7]

No wait THAT is how it starts^

[Ancient Dragon Master]

Dot.

[Vidmaster7]

You've gotten lazy ADM

[Ancient Dragon Master]

I was mostly seeing if the restriction on identical posts applied once per thread or once per poster. It appears to be once per thread.

[Gruumash .]

You may all leave now I have returned to win this post as it was preordained.

[Sissyl]

Ah. Old school.

Well, I can do that.

No you don't. I win.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

What is a Win?

A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!!!

[Postocles, Thread Necromancer]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

What is a Win?

A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!!!

BUT ENOUGH TALK! HAVE AT YOU!!!

[Comte de Malodor]

Parry

Riposte

Parry

Riposte

Feint

Lunge

Spank

Win.