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I am polite.

My special kind of polite.

I'm bald and... YOU'RE ALL BANNED, BANNED, YOU'RE DOOMED AND YOU WEEP BITTER TEARS!

Umm. I meant "polished". I'm bald, you see.

What ? The winning thread, really ?

Ha, okey-dokey.

YOU ALL LOSE, YOU LOSE AND I WIN ; AND YOU'RE WEEPING THE BITTEREST TEARS !


Quiche, old friend, how is it that you keep getting this the wrong way around? I win, You lose and weep bitter tears. It's the nature of the universe, and will be until the next person posts.


*flap flap flap*


Wait, that's not my pet bird...


Where oh where did I leave that old SAM system?


Did you buy it from Nikola Tesla?

The Exchange

Buying things from that man is bad for your health.


At least, bad for the wallet.


What wallet?


Yours, his, hers, whichever one I take to fund a mad scientist. Speaking of which, does kickstarter have a policy against mad scientists? I'd back the reanimation of the dead.


That would assume the dead were animated to begin with.

Does that mean you intend to bring back ended cartoons?

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The real question is "Which Cartoons will he bring back, and will they be any good?"


Mwahaha, I'll bring back He-Man as a steroid addicted crimefighter with his imaginary friend Orko and update the Smurfs to 90's standards with hip-hop cliches and baggy pants. I'll ruin childhoods worse than Michael Bay.

Scarab Sages

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Anyone who would bring that creature into this thread deserves to lose.


Yep. The small blue things deserve to die.

The Exchange

Huh... Saying that dreadful word turns your image into a... dreadful blue creature of pain and torture.


Inflicting misery is a hobby of mine.

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Ah, but is a talent? Personally, video games are a hobby of mine, but I have little talent with them.


Things I can't play because I stink at them with some exceptions:
Call of Duty (why would I want to anyway?)
Any console FPS
Any RTS
Any simulation that involves earning money
Point and Click adventures
Anything involving stealth mechanics (If you've ever played Metal Gear Solid, Psycho Mantis made me feel worthless.)

Things I play despite stinking at them:
Harvest Moon
Rollercoaster Tycoon 1 (until I get frustrated at my ineptitude)
World of Warcraft
Chaos on Deponia
Heroes of Might and Magic 3


The Vicious Chicken of Bristol wrote:
Inflicting misery is a hobby of mimes.

FIFY


Btw, guys... I win. You may now lick my boots to congratulate me.

Scarab Sages

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My cat wouldn't lick your boots, so why should anyone else?


Ha!

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My cat eats lettuce...

Shadow Lodge

My cat's breath smells like cat food.


Wow...haven't read that in years.

The Exchange

I feel like I missed the joke... other than the obviousness of the statement.


I missed the win... But I don't anymore: I have it !


Tirq wrote:
I feel like I missed the joke... other than the obviousness of the statement.

It something Ralph Wiggum said on The Simpsons many seasons ago, when it was still a funny show.


Quack.

*tappy tappy tap*


*Throws a smoke bomb in front of everyone else and points the sign in the wrong direction stands next to sign whistling*


*attempts to land on sign, misses due to smoke, ends up spread-eagled on BladeTempest's face*

Squuuuuuuuaaaaarrrrkkk!


*Ninja dodges the failed jump and drops a flash bang in Less-Than-Adequate Duck's space and takes off down the road to victory*


*blows whistle*

Personal foul, number 6 1/8. 4 meter penalty. Reply 9th quarter.


*Ignore's referee*

Ninja's don't play by the rules *shades*


The best ones do.


I refer you two to the Calvinball thread.

Shadow Lodge

Hey! Get off of my lawn! Rule #2516 Section VIII Paragraph 16 Sentence 14.523 says that only 1 Ninja is allowed per thread! Rule #2516 Section VIII Paragraph 16 Sentence 14.524 says that it's alright if it was an accident, but you have to leave now!

Why do I even bother handing these rules out if no one reads them?!

Shadow Lodge

Oh, since you were a ninja I just figured your pamphlets contained readible poison and threw them directly into the trash.


"Readable poison?" So like a Twilight novel?


... I may be a Ninja but not even I would use that on a person... that is just vile.


Huzzzzzahr!


Sneak Attack!


Those shenanigans just brought a paternalist smile to my lips... and so I'm back to collect the winning !

Hand it over: you know you can't fight me ! ninjas or not ninjas, sly bird or bacon-obsessed leerprechaun.


How do you figure you are winning Quiche? I do understand you are running hard enough but really? You aren't the last to post. Neither will this one be. I am simply stalling for time :D


No time to stall.


There is always time to stall. For time does not truly exist. :D

Shadow Lodge

Then why waste it talking about it?

Dark Archive

Waste all the time you want. I will win yet again !

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Maps, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

6500th Post. I Win!

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