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I disagree.


I concur.


I M Weasel.


You can write your name! Wow! *clap clap* Here's a gold star! That means you can have an extra chocolate milk with dinner.


I M Weasel likes chocolate milk. You can keep the gold star.


Give me the gold star, you Vicious Chicken of Bristol ! That will do nicely for my gold medal of winning.

Sheeesh ! Every time I go away this thread goes to hell: a weasel, really ? And what does chocolate have to do with winning ?

We gnomes are focused on the important things ! That's why we always go FTW !

Like I just did. See, I'M Weasel ?


Hey, I just won one more time. See how focused I am ?


No. I win. Besides, I will steal the win no matter what happens, because I will log in at next new year to claim the win. Thus, every post here before that time WILL be irrelevant.


Just like the last one and everyone I post after yours, Sissyl.


We'll see, lady ! In the meantine, nothing can keep me from winning !

Focused. That's my middle name: Quiche Focused Lisp.

He he... sorry... I am channeling the Hobbo Noxious just right now.


You're talking about me with that potty mouth ?

Better wipe it before I wipe your arse and I wipe that smile from your mouth !


I win. short and to the point.

Shadow Lodge

victory for all
the last one to post wins thread
short lived and pointless


darned warrior poets!
always stealing my win,
by hook or by crook.


Again, here we are
Writing haikus instead of
Winning the thread


How could you say
We are writing haikus
such things are not done.

Don't get me started
On people writing haikus
instead of winning.

Shadow Lodge

instead of winning
i'll count all my sylables
somewhere inbetween


Quack quack quack quack quack.
Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack.
Quack quack quack quack quack.


At least it's right
That haiku by Adequate
It's a bit shocking


Let's end this once and for all. I win, and that's that. It was inevitable from the beginning, but now it's been formalized.


Oh, pish posh, old bean. You can still be set out on the front porch to fry at daybreak. You'll have to do better than that.


VICTORY IS MINE.


Don't you mean "ours"? After all, you are a collective.


Collectives have no rights to winning. One of them might be working at Paizo and therefore ineligible.


That's right, edible bird. Only a real gnome like myself, with an oriental background no less, is legitimate for winning.

Admit it, you all. You want to concede ineluctable victory: only a stubborn pride stops you from doing it.

Let it go, at last; let go of the pain and the doubt. Winning is my destiny !

The Exchange

Ugh... I haven't posted here in a while...

I'M WINNING!


No, you're not !

Also... you still haven't had an haircut ! Bad Tirq !

The Exchange

You used an an instead of an a! Bad Quiche!


Ho, the shame ! the shame !

I shall comfort my bruised ego by... winning ! Mwuhahahahahahahaha !

The Exchange

More like Whinning...

Shadow Lodge

Yeah, maybe we should change the name to the last one to whine just posted thread.

Silver Crusade

what I win?


Nothing ! The win is all mine, mine... my preciousssss...

Shadow Lodge

Here's your precious. Now you can be invisible, and no one will see you win.

The Exchange

Only if he wins. In which, he isn't at the moment.


Hi, Tirq. How've you been?

The Exchange

Hey, pretty good. I've been stuck playing Skyrim and League of Legends for a while, so my time on the message boards has been cut down. Other than that... I still don't have a life.


Heh heh, well I don't either, so don't feel too bad.


If we had lives we wouldn't be posting on this endless thread.

The Exchange

True dat, yo.


frnkl.

Shadow Lodge

I have a life, it's just 180 degrees off from the societal norm.


So you're a serial killer?


huzzzzah!


Yeah, kill the serial! Parallel is the future!


If this is the case, you do you explain the success of SATA?


I don't. That's not my job.


What is this talk about "life" ? I only care about "win". Which I do. Win.

I jest, of course.

I already won, a long time ago. But you're too stubborn to admit it, folks ; so I must make it clear again and again in this thread.

I win !

Nah, in fact I have a life. But it's sometimes taken over by this dark evil twin of mine, Quiche Lisp. Nothing to do whatsoever with myself, Lisp Quiche, esquire.

- What are you talking about ? I win, that's all that matters.

- No, you'll never win !

- I do. Win. Get over it !

- You don't !

- I do !

- I do.

- Ho no, you don't !

- You, you don't !

- I don't ? And you ?

- Don't !... do it !

- I didn't !

- So do !.... wait, what !?

- Hu, what !

- What "hu" ?

- Hmmmmm...

- Well... don't !

- Not again !

- NO !

I hope that clears things up.


Well, now I'm completely certain you have lost all vestiges of sanity.

Shadow Lodge

Oh, good, I guess that means I don't have to read it myself to find out.

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