Last one to post wins

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

So did you.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

And so did I again.

[Charles Scholz]

But you didn't.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

You just proved that I did.

Now i'll do it again.

[DJ-Bogie]

Me to, what a coincidence!

[Tirq]

Coincidence is what happens when a mommy Coin and a daddy Cidence love each other very much, but only if the daddy Cidence has $20.

[DJ-Bogie]

What a bargain!

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

The itching burning sensation isn't worth the $20.

[Tirq]

The things I could say in responce. Instead, I'll just pick the win up while no one is looking and...

Do something with it. What does the win do, anyway?

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Hand it over to a real winner. Give it here.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

The win tastes just like victory only without the calories.

[Tirq]

I hear Oblivion tastes like Redbull.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

It's more like Diet Coke and cheap rum.

[DJ-Bogie]

Redbull tastes like Bull Pee, oh wait, that is what it's made of isn't it.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Nope. Using bull pee for beverages was banned with the Geneva Convention, they now use old Mountain Dew.

[Charles Scholz]

Isn't that the original Dew?

[Tirq]

Dew you feel like I Dew?

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Peter Frampton would be ashamed.

[DJ-Bogie]

Woke up this morning With a wine glass in my hand.....

[Mark Hoover]

Frampton would Come Alive...WITH DESTRUCTION!

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Which brings us to Megadeth...

[Adequate Duck]

Quack quack. Quack?

*tappy tappy tap*

[Tirq]

Duck you are too Adequate for this thread. Next time bring your less than Adequate self over here.

Oh, who am I kidding. You ducks are all so adorable.

[DJ-Bogie]

Yeah, I just want to stuff them full of cottonballs and put them on the wall.

[Less-Than-Adequate Duck]

Wark?

*eats steel wool*

[DJ-Bogie]

OOOHHH that's not going to come out easily

[Charles Scholz]

Just hope he doesn't have hemeroids as well.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

I thought you were from the camp hoping that he does.

[Midnight_Angel]

Odds are, it will have some in the near future.

[Less-Than-Adequate Duck]

SSSSSSQQQQQQUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKL LLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*defecates tin foil*

*passes out*

[Midnight_Angel]

Okay... any volunteers who will clean up this mess?

'Cause I won't.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

This looks like one of those things you just step over and keep on walking away from without looking back.

[Tirq]

Personally, I think we should replace the cover for DJ's leftovers from last night with the ALUMINUM FOIL(Better for envinroment, donchaknow?).

[gran rey de los everything]

Midnight_Angel wrote:

Okay... any volunteers who will clean up this mess?

Not it!

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

I'm with Conman on this one.

[Less-Than-Adequate Duck]

Snork!

*wakes up, waddles over to Conman*

Hronk?

*looks up with adorable eyes, waiting to be hugged*

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

It's a twap!

[gran rey de los everything]

You're just jealous that the ducks are cuter.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Not jealous, just honest. There's even a card in Munchkin about it! You just don't pick up strange ducks.

[gran rey de los surround sound]

Sometimes strange ducks pick you up. And it doesn't even have to be in Soviet Russia.

[Mark Hoover]

Hey that happened ONE time and I was really drunk...

[gran rey de los surround sound]

That's not the way I heard it. I heard you were stone-cold sober, just really hankering for a long sweaty night of ducking.

[Tirq]

That duck wants to be hugged. Does anyone want to hold it tightly between the ground and their finger so that Mark Hoover may Punt it to New Jersey?

[Charles Scholz]

Sure, I will hold it.

[Tirq]

Somebody who isn't me needs to kick it.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

BOOM!!

[Charles Scholz]

That is just wrong; funny, but wrong.

[Tirq]

I agree with Charles Scholz.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Fine

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

How about you ignore the duck?