Last one to post wins

[Gruumash .]

Yet you lose because you are not awesome like the half-orc pirate that I am. Who is constantly "Winning"

[Charles Scholz]

Except for when you are losing to me.

[Gruumash .]

But I don't lose to you Mr. Scholz you lose to me.

[DJ-Bogie]

And you both lose to me! Eye Eye Captain!

[YAAR! I BE A PIRATE!]

YAAR, nose nose, bosun!

[Gruumash .]

All hands on deck to watch my victory.

[Captain Spalding]

I scuttle that victory in favor of my own.

[DJ-Bogie]

Play nice you two, you know you are made for each other.

[CrankyRWMage]

DJ-Bogie wrote:

Play nice you two, you know you are made for each other.

trollin' for victory!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

huzzah!

[Marthian]

I lost D:

... AT LEAST I ADMIT TO LOSING WHEN EVERYONE ELSE THINKS THEY'VE WON!!

... yay for (insert time between now and next post) of victory.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

huzzah!!!!!!!

[CrankyRWMage]

sparky, how's it going?

[DJ-Bogie]

He can't answer cause he's losing. You to.

[Grand Magus]

slash.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

huzzah!~~

[Grand Magus]

get in your car; 25 minutes.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

I win! huzzah!

[Grand Magus]

how

[Bjorn Ready]

I totally got this win! I'm Bjorn Ready!

[gran rey de los mono]

Sorry Mr. Ready. You cannot win with a pun.

[Grand Magus]

how?

[CrankyRWMage]

Who?

[Belphegor]

When?

[CrankyRWMage]

Where?

[Theos Imarion]

Who's on first?

[DJ-Bogie]

What the Hell is that on Second?

[gran rey de los mono]

I believe the technical term for it is an "OHMYGAWDWHATTHEFRICKISTHAT!!!!!!!"

[Gruumash .]

While everyone is busy looking around and thanks for that Gran Mono I will take that win thank you very much.

[Charles Scholz]

Use my mage hand to take it from you.

[Gruumash .]

Your mage hand is not nearly powerful enough to take it from my powerful grasp, silly cultist go worship your elder gods or something winning is for Gruumash.

[Bjorn Ready]

Bjorn Ready!

[Last One to Post]

So . . . how's everyone doing?

[Charles Scholz]

I'm Winning.

[CrankyRWMage]

Winning!

[DJ-Bogie]

Me to!

[Last One to Post]

Well that's good to hear. I like it when people feel they're winning.

[Gruumash .]

See we even let you think you you were winning a good feeling huh ... except of course when you find out I already won.

[Last One to Post]

I don't need to feel like I'm wining, the thread already says I have, but I like seeing other people come in here and say they're winning as well.

[CrankyRWMage]

If I don't win the terrorists do!

<this message brought to you by Faux news!>

[DJ-Bogie]

Why so Mage Cranky?

[gran rey de los mono]

Perhaps his engine has one of those old-timey crank starts.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

huzzah!

[CrankyRWMage]

Cause no one understands me Dj. >sob!<

[Grand Magus]

A man was found dead in a porno theater.

He was ruled to be a stroke victim.

[Captain Spalding]

For that one, you are on the permenant loser list.

[Gruumash .]

Which is worse than being on the runner up list like yourself who has lost to her father once again.

[Captain Spalding]

I will always lose to father Charles Scholz, but never mother Gruumash.

[CrankyRWMage]

>cuts mooring line to pirate ship and slinks away trying to look like an innocent troll<

[Charles Scholz]

Another one bites the dust to my win.