NO, only people who call themselves ninjas.
Hey, this is the internet. I couldn't call myself a ninja if it weren't true.
Who you callin' crazy? I'm NOT crazy, my mother had me tested!
The aliens always say that when they abduct you.
"Yes, i'm your mom, these tentacles are just your active imagination."
"Stop crying, it really can't hurt that much."
"No, you're not crazy this is all real."
I have never been abducted by aliens. I cannot, however, state that the reverse is untrue.
What you do on your own time is your own business.
Do me a favor and tell that to the government. They keep raiding my house to see if I have any little green or grey men/women tied up in the spare bedroom.
The fact that you advertise what you do may be the problem there.
If you saw some of his advertisements you would know what the problem is!! Whoa!
I don't advertise. Those ads are from cheap knock-off alien abduction agencies.
Sounds like an effective ad campaign if it's also working put you in a mess.
It's not so bad. The government agents always check the spare bedroom for abducted aliens, but that ain't where I keep them.
bacon!bacon!bacon!bacon!bacon!
The aliens can't have bacon. It gives them a rash and I am NOT putting ointment there.
There is a new alien rash spray that works great.
Yeah, but that costs $20 a dose. I prefer using Febreeze.
Nah. It's easier to just not give them bacon. Besides, that leaves more for me!
You are wise beyond your years.
At least when it comes to bacon.
Ah yes, the whole thing is out of alignment. Move the bacon over here onto my plate. Yes, now it's settled.
Indeed. The alignment should almost definately be Lawful Neutral, and not Lawful Evil.
I'm fairly sure it's Chaotic Neutral.
I thought bacon's alignment was Smoky Delicious.
Bacon is as varied as the people who consume it.
Chewy Yummy Smoky Nekkid BACON!!
I need to go to different tailgating parties...
I just don't understand the obsession with bacon. I like it on occasion and I prefer it crispy, but I won't have a milkshake made with it. That's just a little out there for my tastes.
Just saw in a local bakery they had chocolate covered bacon strips for sale. God I hope the bacon is cooked under that chocolate.
I admit I love bacon. I prefer it a little chewy rather than super crispy, but I'll eat it so long as it isn't raw or too burnt. But I don't understand why people are putting in everything, like ice cream or chocolate. It's bacon. Pairing it with all that other stuff will just hide the baconinity and ruin it.
I think most of the stuff that has bacon in it is just so they can say "Hey look. Bacon in the stuff. That makes it gourmet and we can charge you triple for it."
My favorite bacon is at Cracker Barrel (I'm not sure how prolific those are outside of the South). Flavorwise, it's always good. However, crispiness seems to be an ever-changing thing...
Cracker Barrel does have good bacon. I prefer to have mine at home, though. Much cheaper and I have control over the crispiness.
I prefer only one thing paired with bacon, and that's me.
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DJ-Bogie wrote: Just saw in a local bakery they had chocolate covered bacon strips for sale. God I hope the bacon is cooked under that chocolate. Yes the bacon is cooked. There was a booth last year at our fall festival that served chocolate covered bacon. Since I like both chocolate and bacon, it sounded like a good idea. Big mistake. The stuff was nasty tasting. Won't make the same mistake this year.
The concept just sounds wrong.
I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't listen to him he's LYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, there goes the conversation...I win, etc., etc.
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Someone is always interupting my win.
Awww, I lost. Oh wait! I won!!!
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Yeah you won!!!!
nope
You lost again.
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