No Cow-ntry for Old Milk.
So many things I could say, but I choose not to, I think I’m just a little bit too classy.
Starts poking R2-FU, out of silent curiosity. Meanwhile Dedrick, is battling his “washing machine”.
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...*VVVOOOORP!!!*
*blows an enormous laser-hole straight through The Beast of London's chest*
*Peers through the hole in The Beast of London's chest.*
Anybody up for a round of golf?
*Chuckles to himself, then has a sip from his glass of lemonade.*
SPIFFFF!
*Then, immediately spits it out in disgust.*
Okay, just who put custard powder in my lemonade!?
Wasn’t custard powder, it was Glitter of Cher.
No guys, we used the Glitter of Cher to “redecorate” The Dirty Dangler’s house.
Don't forget these!
*tosses out several bushels of dried apricots*
Fish-Malkovich wrote: No guys, we used the Glitter of Cher to “redecorate” The Dirty Dangler’s house. Derek, couldn't we have got some Parton Scrapings instead?
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*DING-DING!*
*speedily delivers a 'Parton Parcel'*
Do you also deliver takeaways, R2-FU? I was thinking about ordering something from GFC (GoatToucher Fried Chicken).
Or some ChickenToucher fried goat. Yummy!
Just don't enquire too closely as to what he fries it in.
Actually, it is perfectly fine to inquire, because you get to pick what your food is fried in.
I personally ask it to be fried in Texas BBQ goose fat. Although, sweet chilli pork fat is a really popular choice.
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Fish-Malkovich wrote: Actually, it is perfectly fine to inquire, because you get to pick what your food is fried in.
I personally ask to be fried in Texas BBQ goose fat. Although, sweet chilli pork fat is a really popular choice.
There, fixed that for you.
*Has been continuing with the ritual for a while now.*
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Fish-Malkovich wrote: Actually, it is perfectly fine to inquire, because you get to pick what your food is fried in.
I personally ask it to be fried in Texas BBQ goose fat. Although, sweet chilli pork fat is a really popular choice.
As found in McTouchers, Goater King, Five Goats, Goatdys, Toucho Bell, White Goatle, and Ken Touchy's Traumatised Chicken.
Pulg wrote: As found in McTouchers, Goater King, Five Goats, Goatdys, Toucho Bell, White Goatle, and Ken Touchy's Traumatised Chicken. And all of them can be found at every GoatToucher brand strip mall.
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*JINGJINGJINGJINGJING!!!!!*
*begins zooming around like a pinball*
*some meal orders may incidentally be delivered*
I ordered GoatToucher-Brand steaks AND sneakers, if only to see what the fuss was about.
Who'd have guessed they were one and the same product?
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To be fair, if you want to buy a new tuxedo, just order a GoatToucher brand super XL cod fillet.
And now! All say: PENGUIN!
...AM TARDIGRADE!!!!!
...WHAT?
*attempts to taiko-drum upon penguins*
WHUMP!*squawk!*-WHUMP!*crunch!*-WHUMP!*eep!*-WHUMP!*squeak!*-WHUMP!*urrrhhk!*-WHUMP!*wernkkk!*
*clatter...!*
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Noot noot, beskibbidydoot debop debootüt.
*Has somehow been transformed into a penguin by the next poster.*
*Waddles around aimlessly and awkwardly, looking for a nice juicy fish.*
Tippecanoe and Tyler too.
*Calmly walks around, lightly pecking at the ground.*
Long, long time ago,
I remember
How the music
Used to make me smell.
*Finally, after a long and exhausting battle against the “washing machine”, Dedrick emerges triumphant.*
A lesson for all of you, check your appliances and other equipment, just in case they turn out to be a mimic ooze.
*Breathes a sigh of relief and grabs a nice cold drink of water.*
Now, let’s consult the 15th postcard, as it has been a while since we have looked at them.
Wenda can be found partially hidden behind the T-Rex ice sculpture, Woof is behind one of the right hand trees (only his tail can be seen), Wizard Whitebeard is amongst some snowmen trying to keep warm, Odlaw is one of the individuals that are frozen in a block of ice and the star fragment is atop a tree.
The rain won’t refrain.
See it run down the drain.
I once knew a kid named Zane.
Which has nothing to do with rain.
As I needn't explain .
You figured it out with your own brain.
While standing on one leg, like a crane.
Ahem.
Like that Karate Kid did.
We still abusing penguins around here?
Sure, sonny. If'n they pay the dang fare and don't put their gobdurned flippers on the seat, we's a-bus-in' 'em anywhere that's on th' route.
*Does a cute little penguin dance (as he is still transformed into a penguin).*
*blasts Fish-Penguin-Malkovich with his signature...*
...SHRIVELING spell!!!: 12d4 + 21 ⇒ (4, 2, 3, 3, 1, 2, 1, 1, 4, 3, 2, 2) + 21 = 49
*Thanks to the shrivelling spell cast by Skiron, Fish-Malkovich returns to normal.*
*pouts*
I don't know whether to be disappointed or intrigued...ah, well, there'as always the OTHER 'Old Reliable'!
*unsheathes obsidian ritual dagger*
How would you like to meet the Gods...!?!
Over mimosas, in Touchy Garden, next to the Well of Infinite Breadsticks.
The when spends a brief, but pleasant time imagining a sardine sized Fish-Malkovich being chased down and eaten by a penguin.
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