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I won't disagree. I win.


Only for 1 minute. You have a lot to learn, at least Gran hung in there for almost 2 days.


Yes. And?


Did you stomp me or did I ninja you? The truth now...


I just stomped you. Again.


Don't stomp on DJ-Bogie. He might go squish.


I will stomp you all.


Quack?

*tappy tappy tap*


iwin


This is not an Apple product, so no you don't win.


Nope but I do.


Nonsense. Badgers can't win, even if they do have rabies.


Now, that's an interesting thought.


In order to win again, I shall tell a little story of how I almost got fired today.

I work nights, which obviously leads to me sleeping during the day. My phone rang about 2 hours before I normally wake up, which ticked me off quite a bit. It was one of my coworkers telling me that the "madnatory" meeting scheduled for this evening had been cancelled. My response: "What meeting?" My coworker told me that there had been a meeting scheduled for about an hour from then, and that anyone who didn't show up was going to be fired. But it had been cancelled, so I didn't need to worry about showing up. Needless to say, I was quite concerned over the fact that I could be fired for not attending a meeting that no-one had told me about. When I came in to work tonight, I asked the person on 2nd shift about the meeting. She said "Yeah, the manager posted a note about it on Friday but almost no-one saw it, so he cancelled." I looked on the bulletin board and didn't see the note. I asked her if the note had been taken down. She said "No, it's still there. Check behind the work schedule." Sure enough, there it was. A little 3 sentence note, written on a scrap of paper, and posted BEHIND something else. No wonder nobody saw it. You'd have to have x-ray vision to see it! So now the manager is upset because "no-one reads the notes on the bulletin board". The board is so crowded, it's nearly impossible to tell if something new has been posted (some of the 'important notices' up there are more than 5 years old!).

Gotta love a professional workplace.


While telling your story I win. And yes Badgers can win especially Angry Orcs who wear badger sporrans.

Now as for your story that is pretty annoying. Any chance you can go up the chain and tell your managers manager what is happening?


Only guy above the manager is the owner (I work in a small hotel), and I get the impression he doesn't care. After all, he hired the manager despite the fact that the last hotel the guy managed (and was part owner of) got shut down for a combination of not having a working fire suppression system and being riddled with black mold. Besides, I have an interview in a few hours that will hopefully get me out of there.


Positive waves sent out for getting a new job. But I will still take the win thank you very much.


Mmmm. Badger meat.


Oh no you don't. I have a morning star and scimitar right here for you Midgard Serpent and you don't want me calling over my friend the Nasty Orc to go and start eating you again. It took you forever to regenerate after that.


Good luck Gran! It sucks working for idiots, just ask my employees!
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Wait,,, forget I said that.


Winning again


Are you sure?


Oh yeah, bring it on Midgard. You are going down.


How? You are so scared of me, you won't even show yourself.


I am invisible serpent. I can strike from anywhere and I am alot larger than you think.


Larger, No. Lager, probably.

Invisible Servant, absolutely.


I prefer to have a visible servant. It is easier to see the fire of rebellion burning in their eyes that way. Thus allowing me to escape before they launch the inevitable coup.


Oh yeah, I got the job I interviewed for. If you want to call what it was an interview. Basically I shook hands with my new boss, we sat down, he said "You passed your background check. Can you come in on Thursday to fill out paperwork and then start next Tuesday?" I said "Yes, I can." And then we shook hands again and I went home.

Now I am at my soon-to-be former job, having some Domino's pizza. I don't like Domino's pizza, but since I was able to get a large with pepperoni and bacon for $2.13 plus tip for the driver I figured I could handle it.


Congratulations on that new job of yours.


Way to Go Gran! What is the new job?

Scarab Sages

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Gran, does your new job allow you to goof off during work and post on the Paizo Web like your old job, or will you actually have to work?


Basically the same job (night clerk at a hotel), just at a different place. After I get trained up (shouldn't take too long, I just need to get comfortable with a property management system and learn my way around a new property) then I will probably be able to goof off again. For a little while, at least, I will likely have to restrict my posting to when I am off work.


Well at least you can post and goof off while at the old job. We will miss your continued presence here ... but that is great news you got a new job.


It's OK, while he is learning the new job I'll be here Winning!


Except that I already won silly Eyeball winning is for orcs.


Winning is for orcs? Two words,, Cirith Ungol

Scarab Sages

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And we all know what happened to the eye.


WHAT!! WAIT A SECOND...............NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!


DJ-Bogie wrote:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Did I just hear the sound of a typical Anakin?


There is only one Anakin and he was hardly typical.

Oh Yeah I am still the champion my friends.

Scarab Sages

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The Champion on the All Time Losers List you mean.


He may be Champion of the List, but surely you are 1st runner-up.

Scarab Sages

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How do you expect to win when you can't even show your face out in public.


I won yet again

Scarab Sages

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No you don't.


Yeah I think I do.

Scarab Sages

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There you go thinking again.


Yet still winning.

Scarab Sages

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To bad its not your strongest asset.


Winning oh but it is.

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