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Scarab Sages

Well, I...can't argue with that.

Sovereign Court

Snowball fight!

*Throws a snowball at everyone, then runs for it.*


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* trips the Count with my cane as he runs by *

Oh no, you're not getting away that easy, sonny-boy. You're staying and enjoying the fight with the rest of us.

* hits the Count with a snowball *


Can someone help me out here? I can only seem to make snowcubes.


See a doctor.


*Observes snowball fight while quietly preparing for the inevitable escalation*


*Summons snowstorm*

Sovereign Court

Aha! So, we meet the legendary Grandpa Wonderbra at last! The Big Bad Wolf of Karazhan has spoken of you most highly and the Invenusable Flytrap was wondering if you would see that it has called a little portion of your illustrious garden home.

*Playfully throws snowball at everyone again, then starts building an "army" of snowmen.*

Scarab Sages

WONDERBRAAAAA!!!

*opens arms wide as if to rush in for big hug, only to stand still as a giant flying hand coalesces from snow, flies up and engulfs Grandpa Wonderbra*


What's that? Reiner's snowballs?


Thunder girl flying like thunder
others must wonder
what it is like
(OOF!) to be me!

Scarab Sages

And Meltman, with the power to...

*sticks wax effigy of Vidmaster7, with Vid's own beard-hairs embedded inside, in microwave, turns it on*

...MEEELLLT!!!


Prometheus and bob was the best however.


I win.


KABLAM!!!!


Beans.


BACTERIAL SPORES?!?!


well you can't kill a tardigrade looks like the roach has a potential opponent for the long run.


AM TARDIGRADE! DRINK SWEET MORNING DEW OUT FROM ANCIENT HUSK OF ROACH HEAD AS RED GIANT SUN DAWNS FOR FINAL TIME!!!


Yeah that^

Silver Crusade

*walks up to Vidmaster7, barber's razor in one hand*

Johnny Depp...?


No thanks sir I do not want a shave.


{The eyes of Mighty Pogonos glow red with anger. His beard bristles and bolts of lightning shoot out from it, burning Johnny Depp Puppet to a crisp}

NO, HE DOES *NOT* WANT A SHAVE!!!


Or... am I?

Sovereign Court

Well, I'm going into this painting for a little while.

*Climbs into a pretty, but otherwise bare painting.*

That's right folks, I also happen to be a Trompe l’oeil. Or at least, some of the time anyway.


*cuts out the painting from the frame*

*rolls it up*

*whistles*


*Eats painting*

The lead is good for my teeth!


I am a true connor sewer of Art. La Galerie Malodor is famous the world over. Interpol would be very interested in knowing where it is.

Scarab Sages

They keep the best exhibits are In Their Closet.

So does La Galerie Malodor.

Sovereign Court

Why did Sissyl and Jokey just do what they did? Now I have to create a new painting all over again!

*Furiously paints an elaborate picture of ten individuals (one of which, is myself) surrounding a giant clam that is open with a naked (but well censored) GoatToucher in it, lying on his left side and looking fabulous.*

There! Now no-one will touch it!


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*sigh*

Picks up painting and re-hangs it so that it’s not crooked this time.


I dream of painting and then I paint my Dream
-Van gogh


Vick Tim wrote:

*sigh*

Picks up painting and re-hangs it so that it’s not crooked this time.

It wasn't crooked the first time. That's just the way the dinkle dangles.

Sovereign Court

*Smack!*

How dare you! I don't paint smut! Unless it's a beautiful woman - How dare you!

*Smack!*


Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:

How dare you! I don't paint smut!

*Blinks in disbelief*

It's possible not to paint smut?

And I wouldn't recommend smacking Pulg. He hasn't been de-fleaed since 1956, at the latest.


Smack that fuzzball up, you longshanks know you want to!

Goblins rule!!!


Oh how I missed this.

[i*] waves canes, summoning a massive banquet table *[/i]

And now, it's time to feast.

Sovereign Court

Ah, excellent! And just in time to begin the pre-christmas celebrations!

*Takes a seat at the eastern end of the table and starts making reservations for my harem.*

There we are, already to - *notices the Big Bad Wolf of Karazhan, Gorilla Grodd, Yorg Warp-heart and the Invenusable Flytrap at the southern part of the table.* What are you guys doing here?!


*Cancels snowball-war-escalation plans*
*Begins observing potential banquet*


*starts eating one of the chairs*

*provides otyugh ambience to the banquet*


That Van Gogh post got me a full 8 hours. sweet.


Almost the full length of a starry, starry night, eh?

{Wanders past feasters at banquet playing a medley of the greatest hits of 'Chicago' on a hurdy-gurdy}


3 hours on that one. not to to bad.


Paizo Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Deluxe Comics Subscriber; Pathfinder Legends Subscriber; Starfinder Superscriber

Little over 5 hours for you that time, my friend.


And then the taste of victory turns to ashes in his mouth. How poignant and tragic.


"Poignant and tragic"? "A**es in his mouth"? Why wasn't I told this was happening?


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Paizo Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Deluxe Comics Subscriber; Pathfinder Legends Subscriber; Starfinder Superscriber

Ashes, GoatToucher, not...
Oh who am I kidding? You'll find a way to turn the former into the latter.


Oooooh...

Well, that's interesting too, I suppose. So long as there is poignancy and tragedy.


So this is where Our husband goes to steep himself in depravity and dishonour the Sacred Bonds of Baked Matrimony!

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