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I was doing so well too. I thought wow this could be it! this could be the Big one!

Scarab Sages

*tosses a big, black, spherical bomb with hissing fuse back at Vidmaster7, labeled "the Big one"*

Sovereign Court

Interesting concept, IHIYC, I would have just told Vidmaster7 (if he indeed wanted to catch "the Big One") to go fishing.


Isn't it lying on a table in GoatToucher's workroom, silently praying for the sweet release of death?


Go fish.


We'll I don't like to brag, but it's been called "The Big One" a few times before.

Would you like to see?

Sovereign Court

And THAT, boys and girls, is why noone else has ever posted on this thread.


GoatToucher wrote:

We'll I don't like to brag, but it's been called "The Big One" a few times before.

Would you like to see?

We all know about your ingrown toenail.


Pulg wrote:
We all know about your ingrown toenail.

Ah, so you've already seen my p***s then.


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One yam is very much like another, I find.


*blows kiss to audience* well good night everybody!

Silver Crusade

Johnny Depp?

*picks Win up off ground, contemplates it*

Scarab Sages

Hey, I just noticed something: Dateline - October 12, 2017....


Nope still don't like Kevin James.

Scarab Sages

*looks at clock, swipes the Win back from Vidmaster7*

Welp, that's your 60 minutes up. Good Morning.

*rings bell* Good a-niiight, ding-ding-ding-ding....


But that wasn't long enough. Lets try and give this on a little more time.

Scarab Sages

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Yes it was. Good Morning.

*rings bell again* Good a-niiight, ding-ding-ding-ding....


I still have an hour to fight for the win before my shift is over so BEWARE!

Liberty's Edge

*TICKTICKTICKTICKTICKTICKTICK....*


TOCK! TOCK!! TOCK!!!

Scarab Sages

Could it be?!? A full-sized clockwork man with beard of finest electrum wire?!?

*pries Vidmaster7's chest cavity open with scary, overelaborate tools, enthusiastically raids it for parts*

...Oh, bother. There wasn't actually anything good in it. Except for this.

*holds up entire aluminium soda can*

You, my little friend, just need a good washing, and I am certain I can find a use for you!

*runs off happily, forgets to close Vidmaster7 back up*


This thread has gotten so violent lately. I mean sure i'm immortal but that is no excuse to dismember me.

Liberty's Edge

*eyes Vidmaster7's liver from afar*


You'll need some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Liberty's Edge

Nope. Just some loquats.

*dives in, rips out Vidmaster7's liver*

Hope you didn't 'grow' too attached to it! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

*flies off as Vidmaster7's liver slowly begins regrowing, eats it with loquats*

*stares at Vidmaster7 while eating*

Hmm...now I want some nuts, too....


Sigh everybody's a comedian.

Liberty's Edge

But not everybody can do PUN MAGIC!


But some of us were very clawlsy educated in the subject.

Liberty's Edge

BOOOO! You 'SUCK!'

*Un-Bear-able Puns is suddenly caught in a vortex of air*


Ha now when people call me a blow hard they will really mean it.


I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

Yes it was. Good Morning.

*rings bell again* Good a-niiight, ding-ding-ding-ding....

:squawks loudly:


He's laid an egg!

Oh no. Not an egg.

*Turns pale. Retches violently*


You bring the yolks and I’ll bring the yuks!


I doubt you'll bring enough of these so called "Yuks"


Yuk.


well there was one


Yuk bites can be very painful.


I would not know.


Tell me, Clarice, have the yuks stopped screaming?


So THIS is how clown phobia's start.

Scarab Sages

*raps on Vidmaster7's Closet door*

Hey, couldja turn it down out there? I'm working on a jigsaw puzzle In here!


No wait THAT is how it starts^


Dot.


You've gotten lazy ADM


I was mostly seeing if the restriction on identical posts applied once per thread or once per poster. It appears to be once per thread.

Dark Archive

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules Subscriber

You may all leave now I have returned to win this post as it was preordained.


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Ah. Old school.

Well, I can do that.

No you don't. I win.

Scarab Sages

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What is a Win?

A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!!!


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I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

What is a Win?

A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!!!

BUT ENOUGH TALK! HAVE AT YOU!!!


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Parry

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Parry

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Feint

Lunge

Spank

Win.

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