Count Reiner Heydrich |
Street fighter? Bah! Too many clones, M. Bison lacked pizzazz, no uniqueness what so ever, bland story and no vampires! Seriously, this is why I like Mortal Kombat: the story is gripping, the were characters were unique (even the palette swapped ones), blood and fatalities and there were even vampires! Although, for some reason, I'm never on the roster.
Count Reiner Heydrich |
OK, I think that you've posted enough for now Vidmaster7, let's just sit you down on this comfy chair.
*Helps Vidmaster7 to sit on the comfy chair.*
Now I'll just make sure that someone gets you a nice drink. Ah, GoatToucher, could you please get Vidmaster7 a nice beverage of his choice? Also, when will Doktor Verruckte be able to return to work? I've refurbished his laboratory ready for him.
Pulg's Fairy Trombone Orchestra |
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Vidmaster7, the drink is your choice. Also, I only asked GoatToucher (who has not a trace of goat hair on him, you don't want to think about it) because I am curious about my chief scientist (Doktor Verruckte).
Rumour has it that he's run away from GoatToucher Island and is hiding in one of our trombones. We don't know which one, though, so we'll have to try them individually until we find out.
{parp}
Nope.
Count Reiner Heydrich |
Comte de Malodor? I thought you died (or rather, were killed/murdered, your choice of phrasing really) when my brother, Siegfried Heydrich, made a daring siege on your castle in the southwestern region of Bathoria (strange how your family were a devil cult, while everyone else in that region were death cults). Tell me, how did you survive and are you still part of the Cadre Infernal?
Comte de Malodor |
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Ah, Heydrich, mon ami. At some point, we should meet up and swap housemaids again.
As to how I survived, I invoked the legendary Malodor Pact with HnG'Y'k'Thrp'Blaaaaaa, the Lord of the Hidden Sausage, and transformed myself into an immense clove of garlic. Anyone would feel pretty stupid laying siege to an immense clove of garlic, and your brother was no exception, so he left in a huff, and I was able to rebuild my Fortress of Infamy. Incidentally, as a result, I intend to challenge him to a duel shortly, and thought it only courteous to let you know.
And I am still a member of the Cadre Infernal, yes. May I also offer you my congratulations on your successfully attaining Grade Three in the ocarina?
GoatToucher |
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:Jambi emerges, bearing a silver platter holding a tall glass of icewater:
:he reaches into a pouch and sprinkles a pinch of dust next to VidMaster7, conjuring an ornate tea table. Another pinch, and a gold filigree and velvet lounge appears. He sets the glass upon the table next to Vidmaster7:
:the curtain to the "Workroom" parts, and GoatToucher emerges, beaming and vigorous. He removes oiled leather gloves and similar apron, glistening with...fluid.:
:he walks over and sits upon the lounge, extending a hand which is immediately filled with a glass of honey-colored liquor by Jambi:
:he looks at the glass of icewater on the table, then up at Vidmaster7 expectantly, biting his lip with anticipation:
GoatToucher |
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:Doktor Verruckte emerges from the "Workroom", unheeded and uncommitted upon by his host:
:he is dressed immaculately, his uniform immaculately cleaned and pressed, and seems hale and hardy... physically:
:his eyes, however, look far into the distance. Are they glistening, near tears? Surely not. Just a trick of the light, I'm sure:
:he walks over and silently positions himself behind and to the left of the Count, his face expressionless:
Count Reiner Heydrich |
Ah, Doktor Verruckte, it is so good to see you again! No doubt that GoatToucher has helped you to realise your full potential? Come, see the refurbishments I have lovingly made to your laboratory, you will find the changes to be most exquisite.
*Turns to Comte de Malodor.*
I'm afraid that may be difficult, for my brother has been dead these past thousand years (I should know, I was the one who killed him) which is why I rule over the province of Mortvania (no surprise there though, it's always been known as the home of vampires. Just like how its sister province, Lupravia, is the home of werewolves). But, you might be able to duel him, you can't miss his ghost: it haunts the castle endlessly and (in case you forgot what he looked like) he a smooth looking face, blonde hair so golden you'd think he was blessed by sun itself, blue eyes like the ocean and an annoyingly painful desire to rid the land of evil (yeah, Siegfried is the "black sheep" of the Heydrich family. Also, watch out for my sister, Katarina, she intends to invoke the same fate onto me (with the same motives) that I invoked on my brother.