Kileanna |
This is definitely going too wild for us.
I'm leaving before Nina gets eaten again.
Also, I have to find out what's up with this pinecone double of mine.
*Casts Greater Teleport, but leaves behind an unseen servant to clean all the pine seeds scattered on the floor so Todd doesn't have to do it all by himself*
*So bad the Unseen Servant vanishes if it's too far from the caster. Sorry Todd!*
Kileanna |
This has just happened to me. To the real me in that alternative realm we call the Real World.
I've just stepped on a PINECONE and hurt my FOOT badly. It hurts a lot, even though I'll be fine in a few minutes or at least I think I'll be.
I almost ended having a real pinecone foot.
This was weird. I didn't expect to be pinecones in the middle of the town.
I shouldn't have created that alias.
I'm scared ;-D
The Big Bad Wolf of Karazhan |
*Removes pinecone and lets innate healing powers grow a new foot back.*
I should smash that puppet something terrible, but I don't want to and today I'm looking after the kids. I think we'll spend some time with Grandpa Wonderbra today.
*Takes the kids to join Grandpa Wonderbra and sits down beside him to have a lovely cup of tea.*
Grandpa Wonderbra |
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* holds each of the little ones in turn, showering each with love and affection *
Ah, they are adorable. Reminds me of when my own were mere babes.
Well now, this is interesting. All three have the same sword-shaped birthmark on the bottom of their left foot, just like my Anya.
* notices Fred has wandered in and plopped down *
I know what he wants.
* places the babies on Fred, who smiles happily *
He's just a big old teddy bear.
The Game Hamster |
* grabs the puppet in one hand and the pinecone in the other *
Anyone have any recommendations on what I should do with these things? Fire? Wood chipper? Feed to a family of hungry beavers?
The puppet amuses me... I enjoy its carnage filled actions.
the pinecone-thingamajig however may be blasted to bits.Uncle Teddy |
* hands the puppet to The Game Hamster *
Here you good, my friend.
* straps a stick of Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator to the pinecone-thing *
Now this should do the trick.
* lights the stick and tosses the whole mess into a one-way gate to deep space *
Now, the best part of the Illudium PU-36 Explosive space modulator, besides its ability to obliterate an Earth-size planet with just a single stick, is the fuse's ability to burn without oxygen.
Iron Federation Drone |
*Appears out of thin air*
Hello.
Please do not litter in deep space. The blast wave from that random explosion has delayed an express freighter by two days as it navigates the newly-complicated local hyperspacial landscape. Before disposing of further dangerous devices in deep space, please check with your nearest space traffic control station that the location you are using is indeed truly empty.
Thank you.
Uncle Teddy |
That wasn't mine. I had already confirmed that the area was empty.
* pulls out permits from both the Interspacial Traffic Control Board and the Hyperspace Waste Management Authority indicating that the area was indeed empty and I am licensed to disposed of potential hazardous materials using Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulators *
Besides, mine hasn't exploded...
* a dull boom can be heard *
Nevermind, there it goes. Guess the fuse burned a little faster than I thought. We should have had another 15 seconds before it went off.
The Anagrammaton |
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*Appears out of thin air*
Hello.
Please do not litter in deep space. The blast wave from that random explosion has delayed an express freighter by two days as it navigates the newly-complicated local hyperspacial landscape. Before disposing of further dangerous devices in deep space, please check with your nearest space traffic control station that the location you are using is indeed truly empty.
Thank you.
"I fear no dire rodent, Don!"
Sancho Panza, bravely facing a first level encounter
Iron Federation Drone |
Oh. Our apologies; that event must have been caused by someone else near these coordinates. Portal tracing can occasionally be difficult.
This unit is somewhat disturbed that the explosion from yours was audible here; either you have used a clairaudience spell purely to hear that, or we should all start fleeing the area in an organized fashion. Please specify.
Kileanna |
Most of us are immortal, or will regenerate from nearly anything, or even replace our lost appendages with pine cones, so, it probably isn't much of an issue.
Don't worry, my pinecone double, wherever she has gone, has the ability to regrow anyone she has implanted with a pinecone as a wooden replica.
Now that I think of it, it might not be such a good thing. Unless you want a wooden replica of yourself.
Mohrlex the Reborn |
*Serves himself a cup and takes a sip and slowly pallates the drink*
It's an... interesting taste.
I've been backstabbed, shot in the mouth, and even alchemically diseased but this... what is this savory lethal concoction?
*Takes another sip*
If you're trying to kill me, my lady, I should warn you that I have Delay Poison, Delay Disease and Delay Everything I can Think Of casted on myself everyday. I grew tired of too many backstabbing false friends.
The Game Hamster |
The Game Hamster wrote:Most of us are immortal, or will regenerate from nearly anything, or even replace our lost appendages with pine cones, so, it probably isn't much of an issue.Don't worry, my pinecone double, wherever she has gone, has the ability to regrow anyone she has implanted with a pinecone as a wooden replica.
Now that I think of it, it might not be such a good thing. Unless you want a wooden replica of yourself.
Who doesn't want a wooden replica of themselves? I mean, Finn did it first, except it was grass... but still...
Iron Federation Drone |
Thank you. While these drone frames are cheap and easily replaceable, teleporting them into position, especially when there is a lot of magic flying around, is energy-intensive.
I am however wondering if you know exactly who around here was responsible for the unlicensed detonation of deep space explosives. The diversity of the local populace is making scanning and tracing difficult.
Kileanna |
I don't have any tea, but I hope you will enjoy another kind of drink. Here, taste this and enjoy!
*Serves a couple of rum rations in a teapot.
Kiani, I have found that your name holds a hidden message.
Remember those Mad Sea Monkeys? Well...
Be hit, Nautical Ape Kin!
Is that what you say when they are summoned?