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Barbarians should all be lawful good.


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Ventnor wrote:
Barbarians should all be lawful good.

YER DARN TOOTIN!!! AND CHAOTIC NEUTRAL PALADINS SHOULD BE ALLOWED!!! ALSO WHY DOES A CLERIC NEED TO BE WITHIN SO MANY STEPS OF THEIR GOD?!? I CAN EASILY SEE A CE EVIL CLERIC OF SARENRAE OR LG CLERIC OF ROVAGUG!!!


You know trolls, if one of them has small pieces every where, you may end up with a new troll, or several...


* grabs shop vac and begins vacuuming up the parts of MBT that have yet to regenerate fully then dumps the shop vac into a vat of acid *

Well, that should at least keep the number down.

* grabs MBT and tosses him into a raging bonfire *

And that should take care of the rest. Now, who's up for some freshly-baked cookies? I hear Grandpa Wonderbra has just finished his latest batch of chocolate-chunk peanut butter cookies.

Sovereign Court

Indeed he has, along with many other delicious goodies! I should know, my Red Fury Clan and I helped. Also, the popcorn I made never got eaten so I'll leave it here for you all. Don't worry, it's still fresh.


* dives into the popcorn *

Yummm!


Da goblin deity o' kicks to the 'ead accepts da worg's humble offering o' cookies an' popcorn.


Wizards are underpowered!


I think we all need to take a step back and see what were doing here. we are losing rhyme and reason people come on now!


I got rhyme with mo reason.
Cause it's that time o' season.

Bustin my rhyme most unpleasan'
Till your ears be all bleedin' Heh.

Drops mic, struts away.

I feel there was a request.


I... yeah OK that wasn't bad


"Dat was awful"
*chews on mic*

Scarab Sages

*projectile-vomits an accordion*


Ventnor wrote:
Wizards are underpowered!

EVERY TIME I PLAY WIZARD THE ROGUE OUTSHINES ME!!!! NERF THE OP ROGUE!!!! ACTUALLY JUST SCRAP THE WHOLE THING PATHFINDER SECOND EDITION NOW!!!!


Who would like to play 'Return To The Tromb' of Horrors?'

I have parts for cornet, flugelhorn, strudelhorn, basset horn, basset hound, euphonium and ex-Supreme Court Judge Stinky Farquarson.


That's a lot of horn.


You could even say... horny...

Just kill me now.


No, Sissyl. I will do something far worse to you.

I will make you live forever. An eternity of just you and your terrible pun..


... no...


How punbearable...


OH MY this thread has turned ugly now.


Would you say it has punch?


only one punch


as long as there is no pineapple in it.


Hey now, I like pineapple.

Liberty's Edge

It is the most Chaotic of fruits!


*Eats pineapple noisily while sitting on Vidmaster7*


*Jumps on top of Goblin Kid's head*

*Proceeds to eat a pomme granate*


*Puts the Poog in the coconut and drinks it all up*

*Is violently sick shortly afterwards*


It puts "THE" Poog on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.


Me Win!
Game Over!
Everyone else go home now!


*grabs hose, sprays self in face*
*follows up by murdering hose*

Spoiler:
violently murders the hose

with a chainsaw...

...and a poisoned knife

it just isn't a murder without a knife


Poor hose.


The hose had it coming - attacking a poor innocent child. It was clearly self-defence.


*Sits down among the bloody remnants of the hose pondering life... and the WIN*

"I kills, therefores I lives"
-Minor Goblin Deity o' Kicks to da 'Ead


Bogie appears out of nowhere and takes over for the WIN!
Ya'll can give up and stop this silly game now. Really, I mean it!


o_O why is there a goblin and a poog on my head... and also what the heck is a poog?


DJ-Bogie wrote:

Bogie appears out of nowhere and takes over for the WIN!

Ya'll can give up and stop this silly game now. Really, I mean it!

Would you like a peanut?


I mean I can't even tell you how many times I've won but these guys just won't accept it. To me belong the night!


No, that's my nightie.

And my win.


short lived as it may be

Scarab Sages

I'm winning In Your Closet!


*shudder*


Vidmaster7 wrote:
o_O why is there a goblin and a poog on my head... and also what the heck is a poog?

I believe he is the Goblin High priest of a major Goblin deity


Vidmaster7 wrote:
o_O why is there a goblin and a poog on my head... and also what the heck is a poog?

So that's what the young people are calling it these days, huh?


*Materializes again, wielding a dogslicer*

POOG RETURNZ!!!

*Proceeds shanking people left & right*


* knocks the dogslicer out of Poog's hand and picks him up by the back of his neck *

There will be none of that, young man.

* sits Poog in front of a pile of hand grenades with pictures on how to use them *

Try these. I think you'll find them to be much more fun.


Teddy...have you lost it?

You just gave a goblin super toys.
I'll just be taking this portal away.

*Teleports away, as the goblin is starting to toss grenades at everyone*


I think those are kumquats.

Kumquats with pins in, admittedly, but still kumquats.


*eats the grenade kumquats*

*chokes violently on the pin*

"I hates fruit."

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