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*massacrates the last of the zombies*
*is entirely drenched in blood and rotten tissue scraps*
Yeah. Now GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
*sees the zombie remains not getting off his lawn*
Daggumit.
How do you think I feel, Grandpa?
O well. It's all nutrition, I suppose.
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Blimey! Everyone is claiming territory much more aggressively than my friend Cletus, my cousin Merl and his friend - big, hungry Joe - ever were on that wildlife documentary that they were on.
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*Shoves a bucket as a plug into MBT's rear to prevent environmental damage*
Goblins are commies! I knew it!
No, goblinz be neither communizts nor demmokratz.
We is pure chaos...speak of which.....LUNCH!!!
(Chases the bird with a dogslicer)
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"THE" Poog of Zarongel wrote: No, goblinz be neither communizts nor demmokratz.
We is pure chaos...speak of which.....LUNCH!!!
(Chases the bird with a dogslicer)
So libertarian then,
I believe Poog is a member of the Anarchist Party. Yours truly is certain that I saw Poog at the last 'burn a friend alive like a living effigy' meeting. Although that could have been his mother.
You're all talking crazy. You're either a freedom-loving American, or a dirty pinko commie. There is no grey area. Anyone who says otherwise is a commie.
Is it "commie" or "commy"?
Don't forget about The Terrorists(TM)!
Them dang pinko tourists. Nothing but trouble, that lot.
Freedom Bird wrote: You're all talking crazy. You're either a freedom-loving American, or a dirty pinko commie. There is no grey area. Anyone who says otherwise is a commie. Sounds like a state of mind from an age past.
There's more continents and countries than he USA & communist countries.
I can fix that, a bit of 'educational downtime' in the burning pits might help you see things in broader perspective.
That is a lot of stuff back there^
Back behind me in the thread.
Freedom Bird wrote: You're all talking crazy. You're either a freedom-loving American, or a dirty pinko commie. There is no grey area. Anyone who says otherwise is a commie. Am clean, black and white commie.
Not pink, unless done medium rare, like friend Comrade Sergei.
Poor Comrade Sergei.
{weeps uncontrollably}
* eyes Ivan hungrily *
Mmmm, steak!
* grabs BBQ sauce and butcher knife *
* eyes Uncle Teddy hungrily *
Mmmm, [REDACTED]!
* grabs BBQ sauce and butcher knife *
This whole situation is going to devolve into another murder-orgy, isn't it?
If that does happen, Vick Tim, make sure you have the shotgun and a rhino tranquilliser at the ready when I get involved. That's right, not IF but WHEN.
Such a boring thread, nothing ever happens here...
Waterhammer wrote: Such a boring thread, nothing ever happens here... We could try boring a hole in the ground.
I think i saw that movie shia le beouf right? ( I may not have spelled his name right)
O good all the letters were there. he was in that movie Holes
Who shall toss a fireball at next?
(Spins the wheel)
Aha, sorry Vick Tim.
BURN!!: 6d66 ⇒ (23, 22, 63, 14, 14, 40) = 176
vic needs to know the DC of your fireball
Beyond his saves, i assure you.
Ah poor guy It seems bad things are always happening to him
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