*pulls her headdress loose from skewered fiend-brow*
Ah well.
I'm sure this is 'cymbal-ic' of something. Probably something deeply disturbing.
You can have that one for nothing, Jokey.
Much obliged! *tips dunce cap*
how about some thread evo?
I see your DEVO and raise you Weird Al.
I see your DEVO and raise you Weird Al.
On older versions of Windows....
I play Old Maid - Battle Mode in face-up attack position!
I see your DEVO and raise you Weird Al.Actually, "Weird Al" isn't "Weird Al" at all.
Blasphemer!
Activate my face down trap card: Termination of contract! Your old maid has been made redundant and sent packing!
*Draws a card from the deck.*
I play the spell card: four of a kind! Allowing me to summon for diamond tokens to the field!
Hah, got you beat - Royal Flush!
Wait, what, we're not playing poker?
I see your DEVO and raise you Weird Al.Actually, "Weird Al" isn't "Weird Al" at all.Blasphemer!
Activate my face down trap card: Termination of contract! Your old maid has been made redundant and sent packing!
*Draws a card from the deck.*
I play the spell card: four of a kind! Allowing me to summon for diamond tokens to the field!
Hah, got you beat - Royal Flush!
Wait, what, we're not playing poker?
We're playing Double Texas Hold'em'n'Fold'em Alpha. The rules are a little different.
Speaking of which, you can't play that Royal Flush. You only have two lands.
Hello?
Hi, I heard you have Battletoads?
No, those are hemorrhoids. Easy mistake to make, though.
We're playing Double Texas Hold'em'n'Fold'em Alpha. The rules are a little different.
Speaking of which, you can't play that Royal Flush. You only have two lands.
But they're dual lands. Plus I've got 2 Black Lotuses, a Llanowar Elves, and a Birds of Paradise in play.
If you have those things in play, then tell me: where on the map is 'play'?
The discard pile, obviously. Pay attention!
Grrr...
Stupid game!
* rageflips the table *
I'm going back to eating campers lost in the woods and the occasional munchkin adventurer.
I think they prefer to call themselves "snipers" rather than "campers".
Campers...
Snipers...
Whatever they like to be called they're still good eating.
HI-DE-HO, SNIPERS!
Bugger.
Nearly. I have the eyes of Captain Hook and the ears of Redd Foxx.
And no, lads, you can't have them back. I'm using them.
Could be worse - you could have the eyes of Ray Charles and the ears of Marlee Matlin.
Hello?
Hi, I heard you have Battletoads?
No, those are hemorrhoids. Easy mistake to make, though.It is the similar noises and lumpy consistency that throws people off.
Wow, do you have singing hemorrhoids too? We should do duets.
No, just no.
Wow, do you have singing hemorrhoids too? We should do duets.Hello?
Hi, I heard you have Battletoads?
No, those are hemorrhoids. Easy mistake to make, though.It is the similar noises and lumpy consistency that throws people off.
I hear that GoatToucher has a cream for that.
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Preparation GT!
Mythic Horses Sharks rules!
Grawr!
That is all.
Self-reciprocating sprocket valves!
No it isn't.
Sharks with friggin' lasers, are better.
I prefer lasers that shoot sharks myself.
No, it's a freakin' shark launcher. That is awesome.
But then it's not a laser....
It is if you jam the sharks in the right way!
Sharktaito! The fooping*.
*That's the sound a potato gun makes... Foop!
Note to self: Use more asterisks.
Who are you?