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Oh no, Mrs. Lennon.

Edit: Oooh! A fresh new page.


Smells like FREEDOM.


It does, doesn't it?


Last times infinity!

Solid...


:fist bump:


Good game pat on the rump.


As I went from Balthey to Connamarhu
'Twas there that I saw a fine how-do-ye-do
For there was a colleen stretched out on a tump
Being manfully [*BLEEP*]ed by old Pat-On-The Rump

Pat-On-The Rump, Pat-On-The Rump
Tooralye ooralye, Pat-On-The Rump


:emerges, wearing a tunic style lab coat and no pants:

So many clones! Where ever will I get the fluids to create more?


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Stay hydrated.


Weather forecast: sunny


Post....nasal drip.


pretty sure no sun is shining where these activities are happening....


Well, there is a son shining!

Not sure we needed to install that many lightbulbs under his skin, but you cant argue with the results!


Data analysis completed results verified


Yep. It's definitely a carrot.


We've tried carrots. Now it's time to put some stick about.


Sticks, carrots, bah. I prefer chocolate and warhammers myself.


Why limit yourself to 2 things, though?


Because I'm afraid that there is a Two Thong Limit in this thread, sir.


/me throws a throng of thongs at the thread.


A plethora of thongs


Mmmyessss... Now that they are all distracted by that box of things I dropped in the middle of the thread, no one will be able to stop me from winning!


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Nobody... EXCEPT THE BEES!!!!

Sovereign Court

*As a horde of bees attack everyone else on this thread, I inspect my new body, as I didn't do it before.*

My skin...it feels so supple...

*Prods arm and a wave of sensation, both pleasant and not, washes through me.*

And so sensitive too.

*Leaves GoatToucher's lab and find everyone has dealt with the bees and that TFF and Shere Kahn fall into the classic Flintstone gag that happens at the end of every episode.*


But i improve on that.

The cat is warped to the jungles of the Mwangi expanse, and doesn't return to the holiday retreat for a long time.


Pulg wrote:
Nobody... EXCEPT THE BEES!!!!

Being portrayed by Nicholas Cage! My one weakness! How did you know!?


I listened to the wind!


Creates bee fighting thong sling shots to combat the swarm...


That's it. Everyone's going in time out.


Nobody puts kender in the corner!


You didn't just sass me...


Eat thongs, Brontasaurus wanna be!

Hoopac Attack
1d20 + 69 ⇒ (9) + 69 = 78

"Swallow!"


"Great Crested Grebe!"


Yeah, go grab a grub and grog.

Meanwhile, i'll get back to planning the next torture session for the sinners.


Epic win! Bows to audience....


The pelican has eaten your win.


AND I HAVE EATEN THE PELICAN!!!


Strangles MBT with a thong...


Smacks KenderKin with a herring. No. Bad.


Win


WHAT IN TARNATION IS GOING ON HERE!?

Sovereign Court

*Shrugs.*


Pelican Thongs, which is like a low-budget version of The Pelican Brief AHA! HA! HA! AHO! HO! HO!


Hyuk hyuk hyuk!


Strangles Jokey with leg warmers...


Thigh would you do that to me?


Tightens noose


Looks like I've been roped into something dangerous! I think I'll hang around, though; that win isn't going to lasso itself!


Boooooo boooooo


Thank you, thank you! I'm here all week!

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