I gotta say, that last attempt to kill me was shred-and-shoulders above the rest!
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There are no winners here.
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Oh yes there is. This is me both posting and winning. I can multi-task with the best of them...
mostly MD you paste and whine....
KenderKin wrote: mostly MD you paste and whine.... Would you like some cheese with that?
way to live down to your expectations....
Let the nay sayers neigh. We are all winners here. Like a preschool soccer match, everybody gets a participation trophy. (Or at least, a false sense of accomplishment.)
I'm a winner! The Internet said so.
Christopher Anthony wrote: There are no winners here. We are all the winners, doncha know?
I agree 100% with Sissyl.
It is convenient for me that you keep thinking that, yes.
Oh, I don't like the way he's looking do you folks? I think I will instead find out what is behind this door.
*Opens the door and sees Jokey dancing and singing to the song "I should be so lucky" and shoots self in the head because of it. After a while, MBT walks by, he looks at my dead body and then into the room with Jokey still singing and dancing before picking up my gun and killing himself... probably for the hell of it.*
What the...
There's a goblin on my back.
* rolls over and crushed Gorthog *
Almost didn't notice the little pest.
Avatar of Zon-Kuthon wrote: After a while, MBT walks by, he looks at my dead body and then into the room with Jokey still singing and dancing before picking up my gun and killing himself... probably for the hell of it.* Yeah sounds like something I'd do.
I'll handle this.
Jambi, take Mr. the Unfunny Comedian to the Workroom.
I'll be back when the jokes are done, or his flesh is too mortified for him to speak.
:to Jokey: Now you might feel a slight pressure...
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Pressure? I barely know her!
JUFC already had a lobotomy
He mistakenly came into my lobotomy clinic instead of my dental clinic.
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Lobotomy? I barely knew her. Wait, is that a joke?
And you, Dr House, let him walk out?
I wonder, can the rest of us sue the "good" doctor for malpractice for letting Jokey go free?
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Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM wrote: He mistakenly came into my lobotomy clinic instead of my dental clinic.
And I was disappointed that you didn't lob bots to me!
That, Sir, is false advertising!
If I took any more, I would have killed him.
Congrats Dr House you have created the world's first talking zombie.
* grabs Jokey in my jaws and shakes him like a rag doll, then caries his corpse to a hole, drops him in, and proceeds to push dirt over the body *
I'd rather deal with pesky goblins than that individual.
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*Pops out of the fur between Fred's shoulderblades*
Wow, I bearly escaped death that time!
*having stabilized and allowing the natural healing process to take place, Gorthog staggers to his feet*
"Me BA-ACK! And me WIN!"
*does a strange, painful, lurching maneuver that very slightly resembles a victory dance*
Hey, another guy who knows how to dance the Mockarena!
Only way to make Jokey funny is placing his severed head in a box....
What's in the box
Jokey shaved?
You're the kind of guy who faces his problems head-on, huh?
I don't know, but your face rings a bell.
But can a water hammer ring a bell?
If it could, it would do it in the morning.
And do it in the evening
All over this land.
This land's not your land
This land is my land...
AND TOGETHER WE WILL BUILD A WALL SO IT REMAINS OUR LAND AND WE WILL MAKE PULG PAY FOR IT!!! MBT 2016!!!
Trolls are one of the few beasts that survive multiple re-skinnings
Multiple re-skinnings you say? Are they worth a lot? Oh, MBT come here for a minute...
...This exquisite MB Trollhide purse, studded with scintillating cubic zircona and shot through with tantalising threads of pure scrambled egg, only $5787.99. Not available in the shops! Order today! Our operatives are ready and waiting for your call!
Its the latest is fashion accessories.
WINNING! -- but for how long?
You were a little longer, 13 minutes.
Oi! Let me do the measuring!
Move along Weed! Nothing to see here.
Win.
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*jumps naked on reckNBall and starts wailing* I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!!!! SOMETHING SOMETHING WRECKING BALL!!!!
You can't spell 'wrecking' without 'win'
But that doesn't mean you do win.
That sauce is too weak to win.
Quick! Pulg cover up MBT. Your all hairy and such.
Those hairs won't go away easily....
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