Where are you going, my little child?
They call be Baby Driver.
Would you say that Grisabella is... trumping... the competition?
No she's burning it.
Burning Sanders.
I had to explain, so clearly the joke was a fail.
Only one thing can defeat the Vampire Chickens, and that's why I've given Mr Fox 1,000 levels in sparkly plaludlin and a +17 Mace of Disruption shaped like Ted Cruz.
On closer inspection, it is Ted Cruz. Hi, Ted.
We may as well get some use out of him, after all.
The plaludin just fell. Should we help him up?
plaludlin stands on his own two feet. plaludlin is never down for long!
so long as sluclublus is not involved, plaludlin will remain unvanquished.
plaludlin is not afraid of chlicklen.
The problem with vampire chickens is that they lack fangs. You can't have teeth on a beak, after all; it just isn't done.
That is why the plalundin is the perfect one to fight vampire chickens, since he has nothing but fangs.
Post toasties
There is no joke, there is only Zuul.
Why yes, I am a God.
But only if the question is 'Has Pulg won?'
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Wouldn't it be a cluckubus?
Very funny and for the record vampire chickens DO have fangs. Also, Grisabella will bring a sluclublus to defeat your plaludlin.
plaludin will take your sluclublus
No, not like that!
Or like that... or that... or that...
Where was I? Oh yes.
plaludin will take your sluclublus and raise you a Monladlic Dlevla!!!
MY BLAMPIRE HAS GUNS
MY OLTYULGHL IS HUNGRY!!!!
Boo! Scared the Win out of you.
And i take it from you again.
Like right behind you?
Shouldn't that be get thee in front?
I know I would never turn my back to him.
Axe.
Pitchfork.
Sword.
Motorcycle.
Rice.
Beans.
Electric guitar... Hmm. Probably not.
ipod. Yeah, that'll help.
Claw hammer.
I'm inventorying useful household items for the zombie apocalypse.
Backpacks. Large and day.
Knives, assorted.
Bananas.
Small bits of string? A ten foot pole?
A crumhorn.
And a grandmaster dark magic spell of destruction so great, even the Kreegans won't find the body.
An excellent choice, as when i ran Among the Living, i rolled well for the zombies.
Well, you can't haves it. It's mines nows.
:licks the Win:
Mine.
I varnish you.
Just hold on a minute now. See I won, thanks.