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Pulg smells like corn chips...(yeah my dog does too)....

But shortly it will turn to funk and pulg will have to bathe or risk arousing the interest of GT by smelling like a dirty goat...


I spy, with my little eye, and it begins with W.

WINNER!


Keep chewing on that log beaver-kitty, because I win!


Honey... Where are my paaaaants?


Oh, THAT'S why everyone is panicking. It all makes sense now.

....

RUN AWAAAAAAAAAY!!!


Everyone run away from my WIN.


*sprays Schism with Pulg cologne*

*steals win while they are gagging*

I knew Pulg was good for something...


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Spraying

And winning.

Bleat. Spray. WIN.


Bleat, rinse, repeat...


Bleat, <REDACTED>, repeat.

Scarab Sages

*observes proceedings, steeples fingers*

Okay, this is how we panic around here...not bad.

Judges?

Shadow Lodge

"8/10. The whole world's been in a state of unnecessary and misguided panic for years now, but these folks bounced back pretty quickly. 'Not bad,' indeed!"

"4/10. If these are the world's most level-headed people, we SHOULD be panicking!"

"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOO!!!"


Dammit, the Hecklers weren't supposed to show up yet!

Now I need to start phase 47 of the plan again!


The book quite clearly states:Don't Panic! in large friendly letters.


I thought it said 'Donut Panini. K?'

If we're talking about the Necronomnomnomicon, that is.


Deep fried panini... With Snickers filling... What a...

To be honest, it is a terrible idea.


Tell that to the Scots...

Scarab Sages

Hell, tell that to the Texans...they'll be furious for a second, then the word "panini" will register, and they'll start rapidly wobbling their heads and shooting sparks out of their necks as they struggle to reconcile the now-contradictory directives of "Defend Glorious Culture" or "Reject Things That Sound Like They Come From Somewhere Else."


Sounds like somebody spent too much time in Texas.


He went to visit it? :-)

Seriously, though, it is spelled "culture", not "calories".

Scarab Sages

Well, I've spent too much time in New Mexico...where a lot of "New Mexicans" are really, for all intents and purposes, Texans. Hardly anyone lives here who belongs here (myself included, but at least I'm aware of it, and did not choose it of my own volition) - and you'd be surprised how many times I've told someone "I don't belong in this state," only to get the reply "neither do I!" It can get...spooky.

Texas has also been known to act like a sort of wicked step-parent to New Mexico. Their influence is the keystone reason we have Governor "Screwsana." To the other side, of course, is Arizona, and they tend not to be very good neighbors either.

Sovereign Court

And that is why I stay in Ghoulhaven Hall. So I don't have to worry about anything like that. Can't believe how lucky I got when I bought Ghoulhaven Hall and the neighbouring village of Ghoulsville-in-the-Gloom. And by 'bought' I mean that the previous owner of both the hall and the village, Baron Von Ghoul, was used in the ritual to get me a new body.


I can travel from damp, moth eaten carpet to damp, moth eaten carpet in my dreams

Indeed, some would find it hard to say whether the carpet is dreaming it's Pulg, or whether Pulg is dreaming he's a carpet. Others would say that there is, in fact, no difference at all.

Which why

I

WIN!


I knew Pulg had a use, doormat!

I win!

Scarab Sages

"Ghoulhaven?" Excuse me, but aren't ghouls - rather specifically, Urgathoa's faithful droogies? You're supposed to have these guys!


Posting for the win. Ain't nothing you can do about it, either.


Molten Dragon wrote:
Posting for the win. Ain't nothing you can do about it, either.

EXCEPT THIS!!!!


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Message board troll wrote:
Molten Dragon wrote:
Posting for the win. Ain't nothing you can do about it, either.
EXCEPT THIS!!!!

Doh! Hoisted by my own petard.


And that's why I never wear a petard.


They come in many fashionable designs. The shorter the fuse the better, eh?


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Molten Dragon wrote:
Message board troll wrote:
Molten Dragon wrote:
Posting for the win. Ain't nothing you can do about it, either.
EXCEPT THIS!!!!
Doh! Hoisted by my own petard.

WOT DID YOU JUS CALL ME!?!


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Message board troll wrote:
Molten Dragon wrote:
Message board troll wrote:
Molten Dragon wrote:
Posting for the win. Ain't nothing you can do about it, either.
EXCEPT THIS!!!!
Doh! Hoisted by my own petard.
WOT DID YOU JUS CALL ME!?!

Shut up you furry petard!

Sovereign Court

Has anyone seen, my prize winning Vampire Chicken, Grisabella? I think she got out and if she's not found soon, there's going to be a lot of people with the blood drained right out of them and plenty of damage to houses and cars. If you do see her, tell me immediately, do not attempt to turn her into Sunday dinner -because she's a clever, tough, old bird. Besides, she lays very big, very valuable, eggs. I wonder if Grisabella will be the last post and win this thread.


I saw her by my chicken coop she was sucking my co... err let me rephrase that, draining the lifes blood from one of my roosters.


I saw your vampire chicken and a vampire bunny. They were hanging out.


I live in Arizona. If we're not discussing politics, I like it here. The desert matches my soul. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter, what more could you ask for?


Water?


Yes, water, but what do you think of current politics?


I dunno... harsh winters without too much snow or darkness but real cold and a sensible amount of snow, and summers that are balmy but not hot?


No! What you want is more or less constant rain for three months, then a spring that veers wildly from high summer to midwinter, stopping at all points inbetween.


Molten Dragon wrote:
Yes, water, but what do you think of current politics?

MESSAGE BOARD TROLL 2016!!! CUZ HEY WHY NOT!!!


Message board troll wrote:
Molten Dragon wrote:
but what do you think of current politics?
MESSAGE BOARD TROLL 2016!!!

This just in.....MBT loses election...


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Does he? That really remains to be seen. He seems to be doing all right for himself in getting the nomination...


I WILL MAKE GOLARION GREAT AGAIN!!!!


This just in: Message Board Troll drops out of the race, hits wife in the face with elbow.


He said that was an accident. He was reaching for a plate of Lilith's cookies and she got in the way. I hear she has a nice shiner, though.

Scarab Sages

The GOP Primary really could have used an "Most Extreme Elimination Challenge"-style "Most Painful Eliminations of the Campaign" montage.

Carly Fiorina falling off Ted Cruz's stage deserves a rapid-repeat-replay at the very least.


Stephen Colbert has had this running gag where he's treated the primaries as the Hunger Games, complete with a cannon at the end of each sketch to commemorate "the fallen." It's pretty great.

The Exchange

Most Excellent. Whilst everyone is distracted, I post as winner!

Shadow Lodge

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

Carly Fiorina falling off Ted Cruz's stage deserves a rapid-repeat-replay at the very least.

"She starts off with a well-executed Heckuva Job Brown-Nosing..."

"...and then goes down faster *BONK!* farther *BONK!* and harder *BONK!* than HP went down when she was CEO *BONKBONKBONK!* !!!"

"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

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