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He's a dragon, not a dog, so you can't exactly tell him that he's a good boy.
AZ thinks dragons can't be boys! Maybe he thinks they are ambisextuous....
I can be whatever I want. The Elder Gods said so. So neener neener.
Sure, as long as what you want to be is a sanity-shredding abomination from Beyond The Stars. There are no accountants in the Far Realm - no qualified accountants, at any rate.
At the end of the Elder God's three day accounting seminar, I had forgotten what numbers are.
Numbers are what you do to others.
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Molten Dragon: Accountant to the Elder Gods.
....at large....wanted dead or alive.
Born to walk in fields of daisies.
All my friends, they call me crazy.
I........ I wanna tell yooooooo!
Someday you'll be so bloooooooo!
Wif my guitar on my back, in the yard, I feel so lazy.
Ain't never comin back, cause I met a girl called Maisey.
I used to write for Ron Juan Dovi. As you can see, I still got it.
>8vB
Angry person who needs braces.
I thought you lot called braces 'suspenders'. What about facial suspenders? What about suspending Forrest Gump? If so, what from?
The fantastically gory spectacle of the Krampus and his killing spree (staring GoatToucher).
Facial suspenders are what holds the face on AZK....
New topic....
Iraqi ostrich
Good with fingerling potatoes and a tangerine sauce.
And diced Red Cap toe nails.
Gross, but okay....
Redcap toenails: 10d4 ⇒ (1, 4, 3, 1, 2, 1, 4, 2, 3, 3) = 24
A happy reed warbler from the United Arab Emirates.
On the side, a Murphey's beer.
The Fiend Fantastic wrote: On the side, a Murphey's beer. "Whatever Can Happen, Will Happen" could actually be a great slogan for a beer. I can imagine the commercials now....
Me too!
"Whatever happens in the closet, stays in the closet....."
KenderKin wrote: Me too!
"Whatever happens in the closet, stays in the closet....."
Unless you're with GoatToucher, then it spills out into the bedroom, hallway, bathroom, living room etc.
Trust that I know exactly what I am doing and where I am doing it.
AAIIIEEEE!!
*Runs away before seeing anything.*
Wait, take me with you! Don't leave me here with HIM!
GoatToucher wrote: Trust that I know exactly what I am doing and where I am doing it. But do you ever stop and think 'Why?'
Tis not his to reason why?
It is his to do or die!
I'll just leave this vat of molten butter in the hallway and slowly back away.
Into another vat full of molten butter.
I wondered where I'd left that!
Can't I have my bath in a molten butter tub in peace??
*looks at lobster utensils, then at Molten Dragon, then back at lobster utensils*
No, these definitely won't do....
* hands IHIYC an adamantium earthbreather *
Try this.
*examines earthbreather*
Cool, so it's like a land-snorkel?
*Hands IHIYC a large adamantium grasping device consisting of two pieces joined at one end by a pivot.*
Use these: Tongs of Ice and Fire.
Then you just need this.
*hands a green citrus slice several feet across*
Yes. The Wheel of Lime.
...Cool!
*looks around*
Anyone else?
Ooh look, the annotated 'Dragonlunch Saga'
With a recipe for crunchy Kender bits. Irresistible!
Baste them with some of this.
*hands over some Lard of the Rings*
I think we should all run (especially YOU, GoatToucher) because here comes the pack of shadow hounds. They're always ravenous and will attack and eat anything that they encounter - no matter what or who you are.
*looks at assembled panoply, rubs hands* Well!
Molten Dragon, when you're done with your molten butter bath, come In here with me for a minute. You, uh...need to do your laundry again...!
*readies Tongs, puts Lard in deep-fryer, puts Saga on bookstand, picks up Wheel of Lime and rotates it in 30-degree jerks while making race-car driver noises*
Wait! You forgot the Soiled Cheese!
I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote: *looks at assembled panoply, rubs hands* Well!
Molten Dragon, when you're done with your molten butter bath, come In here with me for a minute. You, uh...need to do your laundry again...!
*readies Tongs, puts Lard in deep-fryer, puts Saga on bookstand, picks up Wheel of Lime and rotates it in 30-degree jerks while making race-car driver noises*
I even wore a belt of garlic bulbs while in the tub. I'm famished what's on the menu??
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