Last one to post wins

[Goddity]

You're gonna have a disappointing christmas then.

[Molten Dragon]

Tis the season of giving, so give me the win.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

You didn't think I'd forgotten, did you??? Now where did we leave off?

On the 11th day of Evil Christmas, Sandy Claws gave to me...

...eleven pages missing,

ten fingers staring,

nine shrimp a-shoving,

eight babies crawling,

seven angels weeping,

six cultists chanting,

five little dolls,

four shrunken heads,

three granted wishes,

two spooky twins,

and a cymbal-banging monkey!

[Waterhammer]

Yes, we were kind of hoping you had forgotten.

Did anyone check to see if the day has gotten longer? Or is this to be the Fimbulwinter?

[Goddity]

Hold on, I've got a scroll of Modify Memory.

*ph'nglui mglw'nafh cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn*

I think I was holding it upside-down. Whoops. Uh, you guys can investigate the weird portal for me. I'll just be way way way over here.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

*Looks in the portal.*

I don't see anything... Wait, hold on!

*Stares for a little longer, then stops looking.*

There was an evil warlord calling himself 'Sumo Santa' who is trying to take over the world whilst ensuring that all the presents get delivered.

[Goddity]

What was that? I can't hear you, because I'm all the way over here.

[Molten Dragon]

Ensuring all the peasants got delivered? . Oh presents....

[Ventnor]

Well, them too.

[Sissyl]

Praise the stars! Everything feels right now!

[Ventnor]

How about now?

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Now's a good time as any.

Merry 2nd day of Christmas everybody.

[Goddity]

Don't look behind you. There aren't any ninjas there.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Because they are in front of you! ;-)

[Goddity]

Perhaps we should learn how to hide, so that the ninja's can't get us?

[Ventnor]

Nah. Just let's just set ourselves on fire. Ninjas can't grab us if we're on fire.

[Goddity]

Got a match then?

[The Fiend Fantastic]

[Conjures pillar of fire close to Goddity's face]

You asked for a match?

[Goddity]

Yeah, but I wanted a match made in heaven.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

*drumshot*

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Sorry to tell you this Goddity, but archons and angels don't believe in pyrotechnics (so don't go there every November 5th, you'll be disappointed).

[Ventnor]

Avatar of Zon-Kuthon wrote:

Sorry to tell you this Goddity, but archons and angels don't believe in pyrotechnics (so don't go there every November 5th, you'll be disappointed).

I don't believe you.

[Goddity]

Wait, so all that stock I bought in the Heaven Matches Company is useless?

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Yep, turns out, con artists can be lawful and good of alignment. Go figure!

[Ventnor]

As a notable vampire once said, "Perhaps the same can be said of all religions..."

[Goddity]

As a not notable vampire once said, "I bet you that no one would quote me on this anyway."

[Minion GM]

Last!

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Poog be chief of birdcrunchers, Poog eat owl now!!

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Well as long as you don't eat crow, you'll be just fine, I'm sure.

[Ventnor]

[Insert humorous play on words.]

[Goddity]

[Insert comment about winning here.]

[Bleached Otyugh]

[Insert comment in bad english about eating something or someone here.]

[Skiron]

[insert erudite highborn psychopathic monologue here]

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

What's with all the inserts? Do you guys have a CD player built into your chests or what?

[Ventnor]

[Insert affirmation.]

[GoatToucher]

[ REDACTED ]

[R2-FU]

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP....*

[Message board troll]

[INSERT LOUD NONSENSE!!!!]

[Goddity]

[Insert sarcastic reply to AoZK's remark.]

[The Fiend Fantastic]

If that kind of thing is going to continue, i'm sending Cosmo over and his bad luck Mojo will mess up your future.

[Matt Damon Puppet]

[Insert Matt Damon here.]

[Goddity]

[Insert argument about how we're just deconstructing our usual encounters here.]

[Sissyl]

[Insert derogatory view that Goddity doesn't know enough to say here.]

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

On the 12th day of Evil Christmas, Sandy Claws gave to me...

...twelve freaks in Closets,

eleven pages missing,

ten fingers staring,

nine shrimp a-shoving,

eight babies crawling,

seven angels weeping,

six cultists chanting,

five little dolls,

four shrunken heads,

three granted wishes,

two spooky twins,

and a cymbal-banging monkey!

TA-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[Burning Straw man]

Ha ha I win I have the last to post win trophy and you can't grab me because I am on fire (see post above by Ventor for comic to help explain my victory.)

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Umm, dude, either do what I do and get a new body when your old one does or just accept the inevitable and be known henceforth as 'pile of ashes that WAS Burning Straw man'.

[Goddity]

[Insert rude comment about Sissyl's and Burning Straw man's intelligence here]

[Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis]

[insert Socket ا into Ball ب, connect to Widget ش and align with Central Gear ظ, apply ੯ degrees of torque every ੬ seconds until ـض-State is achieved]

[Ventnor]

And now I have potato.