Just once I'd to go somewhere where people don't have to resort to wearing their own skin.
I don't think I have skin.
I have a collection of skins.
:takes the Win, hides it within:
Oh, my goodness: I could just -BURST-!
*dives on giant pink unicorn and shakes it in his mouth until most of the stuffing flies out. Dashes under the couch and sheepishly peers out*
Hey, that is MY hiding place. Go find you own.
Maybe we should burn something?
I have expunged the last 20 posts from my memory. Since ignorance is bliss, I double win!
Ignorance is bliss. Lets have a competition to deny to universe! I'm winning.
Deny the what, now?
The thing... that's a place. I think.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Void? Now you're just making up words.
Yeah! He's making the things that do what the idea-conveying majiggers;
...
Now it's time to do something that you -wish- you could forget, but, try as you might, you won't be able to.
:begins erotic dance:
:continues dance:
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No, no! You need to do inverted pelvic thrusts! Inverted!
Throws a dollar at GoatToucher.
Throws two cents at Ventnor.
Looks appreciatively and hungrily at GoatToucher.
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*throws a Brazil nut at Waterhammer* Here, open this.
*throws a ludicrously oversized polystyrene false nose at GoatToucher* Here, wear this.
*throws exploding radioactive eyeballs at Sissyl* Here, Happy Halloween Eve.
*throws The Top Secret Dental Records at Bleached Otyugh* Here, you know what to do with these.
Trick or treat! Give me candy!
I got you to acknowledge that things exist! I win!
Right now it's not.
:pockets (?) dollar, dons nose, continues dancing:
Just a heads up. There is an asteroid headed thisaway. It will probably miss...
Might be a good time to get that last post in though.
*catches radioactive, explosive glowing eyes*
*eats them with obvious pleasure*
Thanks!
*munches on obsidian shards. Heads to the back door and looks expectantly at everyone. *
*Drops the bass*
*Munches M&M, beholding the halloween hype*
[Laughs at jump scares at front doors.]
How can you win if nothing exists?
If nothing exists...then EVERYTHING exists!
This is the one truth of dubstep.
But if everything exists, then could everything be nothing?
Now you're getting it!
In that case, may I recommend Spraxerdol, the drug guaranteed to deal with head-spike related pain?
* Side effects of Spraxerdol include headache, earache, stomachache, spontaneous combustion, ear worms, butt worms, hypertension, hypotension, and death.
In that order?