*Shudder*
That fireball was merely a bonfire compared to my full powers!
*laughs and grunts histerically*
Foolish dried-up corpse, that was no fireball, that was a PLASMA cannon!
*Locks on scrumptious lich and blasts him/her into oblivion*
Che...daring to call an advances weapon a fireball.
AoZK, care to make sure the phylactery is destroyed before the lich returns?
Even as a pile of ashes I still look better than you, Zon-Kthulhu!
:gathers some lich-dust for a new Rump Ointment recipe:
Great Googlie Mooglie!
Goat Toucher brand Rump Ointment: Haunted Bottom
Make a new season of evil in your trousers with Goat Toucher brand Rump Ointment
*Shudder Shudder*
*applies GT's new ointment to my bottom. Immediately shriekes and begins to drag bottom across Schism's carpeted floor*
Get it off!! I got ghosts coming out of my bottom and they don't smell so good.....
sup kids
Sorry, too many monochromatic people here already. Go find some other thread to haunt.
Yellow and blue make green, a sage once told me. Who's is yellow? GT?
Well, you are a golden yellow.
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That's because I have been delicately baked in panko, a little bit of cayenne pepper and butter at 350 for one hour.
Gives you that nice all over golden tan, huh?
Yes and I'm delicious if I do say so myself.
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The thread is kind of pointless, IMO, there is no problem with the martials, it's the casters that are too powerful.
In my game a simple rule change on invisibility and how concentration works made great changes towards casters and martials balance.
Woops, wrong thread!
HERESY caster master race
Go away little boy blue.
'IS EYES IS SMOKIN!!! 'E MUSTA SAW GOATTOUCHERS DANCE TOO!!!!
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You have a nice skull, I'll add it to my collection.
*Knocks MBT onto his belly, rips out his spine with skull attached, then uses a diamond fibre cable to dangle the corpse from a tree by his left foot. After that, MBT is flayed and his pelt is given to Private Tiny as a long overdue gift.*
Well, my work here is done!
*Goes back to spaceship and places MBT's skull in the trophy room with all the others.*
*scampers in and unplug AZK's VCR. Giggles and scampers away in reverse* have fun resetting the time.... Still have the manual?!? Tee hee....
You lose!
I win.
No, you don't.
Bam!
Posters gonna post...
Roasters gonna roast...
Toaster gonna toast...
TROLLSTERS GONNA TROLLST!!!! I THINK I MAY BE BAD AT DIS GAME!!!!
And we have a break in the action.
Also you think.
I'm still posting. Better than I ever did...
With the same bad results.
Real nice and from a captain no less. ::bleh::
Does you tummy ache? Here, drink this and you will feel so much better.
*Gives him a 5 gallon bucked of bicarbonate liquid alum.*
Doc you know I'm allergic to buckets....
This one is made from cow gut.
Delicious and nutritious!