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* wanders in *

What's this?

* picks up The Win and walks away *

Sovereign Court

Bang goes THAT theory, Goddity!


Which theory? I have several. If this is about the "None of you will be able to run when I'm finished" theory, I am not yet finished. Also If I targeted him with the Death Ray™ then I would burn the win up accidentally.

Screw it, who needs the win anyway?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
*Whistles Innocently*
It wasn't me


:sifts through the old man's ashes, finds the Win, puts it in his pocket:


*Picks GT's pocket and escapes with THE WIN!*


* wanders back in and looks in wonderment at the folks staring at a pile of ashes where the hat rack once stood *

Huh, young-uns these days.

* wanders back back out, patting coat pocket, where The Win is safely stored *


But you see, while you all fight over the physical representation of the win, I ascend to a mental state of being and take the spiritual win. Also the moral victory. I shall now laugh in your faces about this.


Great, another one of them hippie-beatnik youngsters talking about spiritual and moral wins and other such new-age malarkey.

* wanders off, mumbling something about "the good old days" *

Sovereign Court

Good thing, I'm quite the old codger myself then, isn't it?


You want old, you want old. I rode a comet uphill both ways to school, in the freezing void before the universe existed. And I liked it. Never complained not once. I remember when your moma jokes were cool. I remember when MTV played music videos. I remember the first Dalai Lama. I tought Aroden how to tie his sandals, damn kid always running around with his sandals untied, I new he was gonna get himself killed one day. You young whipper snappers don't know the first thing about old. Why I otta...eh whats that? No I don't want a rassafriggin suppository, I just had one. Oh it's The Win, well then go right ahead.


Grampa Dirt's so old, he's pushin' up the daisies.


Ee's pinin' for the fiords!


I invented daisies and the fiords!


And I invented the universe by proving the 1=0. It all comes full circle.

Grand Lodge

:sneaks off with the win, while everyone is arguing:


* wonders why Auriea is thinking a cheaply-made action figure of Goddity is The Win *

Eh, I'll never understand kids.


Goddity wrote:
And I invented the universe by proving the 1=0. It all comes full circle.

And I shall destroy it by dividing by 0. BWAHAHA


Great, now I gotta create the universe again.

Someone pull my finger.

What? How did you think the Big Bang happened the first time?


Tell me, Old Man, what have you done all these many years to keep your colon and points south so mighty?


Slightly charred trollskin rug for sale. Will also trade for the win.


GoatToucher, that's my little secret - though I will say cheese and bacon are two very important parts of my diet.

Private Tiny, the rug intrigues me. While I cannot part with The Win, I do have a Second Place, Third Place, and two Honorable Mentions I can trade.


wait! forget the win! . . . can i have another smore?


Of course - here you go.


Smores!? Can I have one to?


I'll take a smore and the second place for the rug. MMMMM smores....


*munch munch* mmmmmmm so good *dreamy look on face*


S'mores for everyone and the Second Place for Private Tiny.

Shadow Lodge

*wonders by and punts baby chimera again*
Oh look someone dropped a smore and a win, cool!


* hits the Queen's Raven with cattle-prod-cane *

That was BlackLightning's. If you wanted one you should have just asked.

* takes s'more and The Win back *


I call the greatest power of them all: COSMO!

COSMO!

COSMO!

Huh, nothing happened. Guess I'll take this Win anyway.


I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD ONCE AGAIN, THIS TIME ANSWERING THE BECKONING OF A SWEET VOICE CALLING!!! BUT MY NAME AINT COSMO!!!!!


Hey MBT, wanna go to a BBQ? We're on the menu.


MMMMMM PIG!!!! I'M IN!!!


What is this nonsense? Cheap action figures of me? This is an insult! Who made this???


My guess would be China.


Where is this China you speak of? I must show them my Death Ray™.

*Ominous Hum*


Keep heading east. You'll get there eventually.


BRING ME BACK SOME SWEET AND SOUR CHICKEN WHEN YOU COME BACK!!!!


Off I go to China then. Which way is east?

Silver Crusade

You go to where the men speak Italian, and then continue until they speak something else.

Sovereign Court

Konichiwa!

Scarab Sages

*paints misleading directions on every signpost from here to China*


Hey, hey....I brought snacks!!! Mushy apples and horse biscuits for everyone... Enjoy!!


* walks in with 20 bottles of Jack Daniel's Single Barrel, three kegs of beer, 10 pizzas, and enough salsa and nachos to sink an oil tanker *

Let the party begin!


THANKS GUYS BUT NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD BE SURE TO BRING ENOUGH FOR EVERYBODY!!!!


This is for everyone else - yours is over there.

* points toward the bottom of the Marianas Trench *

Sovereign Court

I've just realised something, we don't have a piñata! Quick, PT or JC find an object to stuff with candy and wrap in paper mache!


Hey MBT I have candy and as a special treat we have a donkey costume for you. And for extra fun we will tie a rope around your waist and let you swing from a tree.


That better not be my chocolate you've got there - that's for the s'mores.


my smore! *sobbing* can i have another one Grandpa? *sniff*

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