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Yup, overkill #1, then Poog proceed with 2nd & 3rd.


I have sneak attack. Damage: 30d6 ⇒ (2, 1, 4, 4, 4, 6, 6, 1, 6, 1, 3, 4, 1, 3, 3, 2, 3, 1, 6, 1, 5, 3, 6, 6, 5, 5, 5, 3, 1, 1) = 102


That's nice. -steals the win in the confusion of the rat and goblin battle-


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While Cluny-rat do math, Poog shank him clean ^^


Goblins, rats and chips of colored glass, oh my!


-Tosses Alick into the Poog's face and steals the win for himself- Figments of imagination for the win! That's what you get for trying to lock me in a box!


Squeak

Dataphiles

*BEEP*


Squeep?


The goblins? They lied.

Scarab Sages

*looks at Waterhammer's jaw, then presents a Brazil nut* Hey Waterhammer, would you mind cracking this?

Grand Lodge

:lands on the ground:
Owwwww. AA guns hurt........ Why do people have to be so mean when it concerns the win?
:casts Unnatural Lust on GoatToucher and flies out of reach:


Sadly, the spell has no effect on GT because all his lusts are unnatural to begin with. On a side note, take me with you?


Aside from the flak cannon, i still have this WONDERFUL missile system to test.

*Little Auriea bip on the screen. Presses button*

Hmm, the guided missile does its job properly, remarkable explosion.

Scarab Sages

Guess what I smuggled into Your Closet, Wylliam?

*a rust monster trundles out and makes a beeline for the delicious missile system apparatus*


What makes you think i even have one?

Grand Lodge

:tries to dodge the missiles, with little to no effect and is once again blown out of the sky:
Why~~~~~~
*star sparkles*


O.o... Why all the hate towards Auriea?

Scarab Sages

Who said anything about hate? Apparently, she sparkles when she blows up. Who wouldn't want to see that?


YEAH! I LIKE AURIEA! SHE GAVE ME MY BLANKIE!


You would like someone if they gave you a cow patty.

Scarab Sages

Here, Message board troll, have a churro! *hands him a lit stick of dynamite dusted in cinnamon and sugar*


Why is everyone trying to trap MBT? He's cute and he's cuddly and he's ready to please...


I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
Here, Message board troll, have a churro! *hands him a lit stick of dynamite dusted in cinnamon and sugar*

YUMMY!!! *explodes. dies.*


:looks around:

:removes several... Parts from MBT:

:absconds to "workroom":


UGH!!! CHURROS MAKE ME GASSEY!!!

Sovereign Court

Ah, MBT, good to see you again! NOW do you understand why I said that you would benefit joining my faith? Whenever someone kills you, it would only tickle!


Then again i don't share your sado-faith and STILL enjoy torturing damned souls.


Good thing I am a ghost and definately not a damned soul.
Neither of you has any hold over me.


Ghosts are fun. They can "die" but not actually die. Endless amounts of entertainment.


I ain't afraid of no ghosts


Amasu of the O'Khamphi wrote:
Ghosts are fun. They can "die" but not actually die. Endless amounts of entertainment.

Kinda like MBT.


Kinda yeah. Or this thread. It refuses to stay dead and let me win!

Sovereign Court

Only the gods can claim victory!


And yet, here I am. I guess that makes me a god. I'll be taking those domains of yours, Z-K.

My first act as god of Delight: Lubrication for everyone! You'll be glad for it in the days to come.


WHY'S EVERTHING SLIPPERY ALL OF A SUDDEN!!!


Meh. You just spelled it wrong, GT. It was always lucubration.


You guys do whatever. I will take this win.


WEEEEHEEEHEEE!!! SLIP N SLIDE!!!!


Erm...sure, whatever troll-guy, you slide wrong way. That be direction towards trollhunters' camp.


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:as MBT slides around in his tattered loin cloth, I punt a well lubricated Poog toward the Troll's nether regions:

You're not going in -that- end, Mr. Poogbody...


:POIT!:


*ZARONGEL DIVINE INTERVENTION*

Poog be blessed and put back in time, shoves GoatGroper down slide-to-spiketrap.


I'm God of Delight, now, my little friend. Your Zarongel has nothing on me.

Especially since I have this win.


The win is afraid of you and jumps into my hands.


until it sees your hair and scurries over to where I can protect it.

Sovereign Court

Yes, but who's going to protect YOU!!

*Sends 'The Prince in Chains' to attack Lilith Knight and claim the win.*

Grand Lodge

*star sparkles*
:flies in at super sonic speeds and slams into the win, grasping furiously at it as I fly by:
TOO FAST!
:slams into the ground, face first, causing a good sized crater and dust cloud:


I'LL SAVE YA!!! *jumps in crater*

Sovereign Court

Remember, pain is a GOOD thing! It means that you're still ALIVE!

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