Humanity, Humanity, OH THE HUMANITY!
I am not Humanity, and glad of it.
Neither is Poog, happy about it.
Yes. There's something so -mundane- about touching humans.
Touching humanOIDS, on the other hand: so familiar, yet so novel... so forbidden.
If you want to go THAT far GoatToucher, then you might as well go to a little place I know called Tallanipia. It has various types of humanoids just ripe for the touching! But be careful, once touched they WILL be out for your blood!
Ah, such is the life of a goat....
How about we ask Sultan Flephublamyek to abduct GoatToucher, i hear his tigers are fond of well filled figures for lunch.
Indeed, I believe GoatToucher would enjoy a stay at my Palace of Unearthly Delights. Though I am afraid the goat herders may rue the day he comes to visit. Maybe a few Djinn could be summoned to tend to his eclectic desires.
So...it seems to me that the way to win is to post something innocuous, followed by something terrible that will cause them to lock the thread...
Sorry, I know... This is why we can't have nice things.
No, there are reasons too numerous for one thread as to why we can't have nice things... but we could try
WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!! REASON 1 I BREAK THEM!!! REASON 2 GOATTOUCHER FONDLES THEM!!! REASON 3 POOG BURNS THEM!!! REASON 4 UHH STUFF!!! REASON 5 I FORGOT WHAT WE WUS TALKIN ABOUT!!!
We were talking about you congratulating me on my win.
Unearthly Delights, you say? Are they also, unwholesome?
Most unwholesome if done properly, and if done improperly...well hehe well oh you know.
You truly know how to be a sultan. Now say hello to the infamous Numarian Lion! Forget about the dire lions you knew in the past, this one is a real doozee!
And.......the win is mine....
Did you forget about the lion?
Nope, got his skin laid out next to my lavacuzzi so my feet don't get chilly when I step out.
AWWW I WANTED TO RIDE THE BIG KITTY!!!
I am a big cat, and the answer is NO.
Are you male or female, by the way? Because you're definitely a MANEATER!
Poog beat cat, goblins FTW!!!
You still haven't answered the question.
I am so glad I was away when GoatToucher was around...... I don't feel safe with him near. If it involves fondling, then I prefer to be the instigator..... Such as with this win!
Huh? Poog in winning place, not girly.
Oh, but I am here now, little flower, and ready to "instigate" such delights as would crack your mind asunder.
:takes the Win, dips it in syrup, and licks it clean oh so slowly.:
*BOOTS GoatToucher*
There, into the lava pit.
It is the will of Cthulhu that I take the win in his name.
Jurassic Bard wrote: You still haven't answered the question. Since Khan means King, you have to ask.
Hey! Watch what you put in my lava pit. Now I have to clean it....
Molten Dragon wrote: Hey! Watch what you put in my lava pit. Now I have to clean it.... SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD JOB FOR PRIVATE TINY!!! I'LL GO FIND HIM!!!
:calls from the lava pit:
The burns! The blisters! How -wonderful-!
Tiny: Fetch my ointments and get down here!
*tosses a bottle of lotion down*
I've also got the hose ready and waiting if that doesn't work.
Nah Toucher, Tiny's never getting near you voluntarily.
*yelling from as far away as possible* Not gonna do it!
I may not be your boss anymore Tiny, but either you join GoatToucher in the lava pit OR you join a cult of Zon-Kuthon and become very much like him. Either way, you know who is gonna thwack you.
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I'll take the cult. At least that way I'll start to enjoy MBT's beatings.
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If you want a beating you can enjoy, I have a most skilled priestess of Calistra in my employ that can work such magic on your most sensitive parts.
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Hmm, mr Jurassic, if i recall your were on sabattical and Gorilla Grodd was keeping tiny and the troll at the ready. Maybe you ate him and absorbed some memories?
Sure, with some eggs & bacon please.
I prefer my eggs hard broiled. :snicker:
I prefer your eggs fertilized!
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