Last one to post wins

[Gorilla Grodd]

Good point! You want to smack him in anger?

[Private Tiny]

I'll probably regret this when he regenerates but I'm not gonna pass this up. CHARGE!!!! *starts pounding on MBT*

[Message board troll]

HURRR! TINY FIST TICKLE HEEHEEHEE! *drools*

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

On the 5th day of Evil Christmas, Sandy Claws gave to me...

...five little dolls,

four shrunken heads,

three granted wishes,

two spooky twins,

and a cymbal-banging monkey!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

On the 6th day of Evil Christmas, Sandy Claws gave to me...

...six cultists chanting,

five little dolls,

four shrunken heads,

three granted wishes,

two spooky twins,

and a cymbal-banging monkey!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

On the 7th day of Evil Christmas, Sandy Claws gave to me...

...seven angels weeping,

six cultists chanting,

five little dolls,

four shrunken heads,

three granted wishes,

two spooky twins,

and a cymbal-banging monkey!

[FFVIIGuru]

Y'know IHIYC, Christmas isn't due for almost a year now... Sure you're up to finding 360ish things to tack onto that list?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

There will be 12 days, thankyouverymuch - Evil Christmas operates on a lunar calendar, didn't you know that?

[Message board troll]

*regenerates an evil grin spreads acroos his face.* HEY DERE PRIVATE TINY! WHATCHA DOIN? *pounds Private Tiny to a pulp*

[FFVIIGuru]

Ah, but how do you know which stage of the lunar cycle we're at? My closet doesn't have windows. Or television. Or internet. Only clothes, and a rather interesting drawer.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

You'd be amazed what's In Your Closet - but only when you're not looking in it!

[FFVIIGuru]

So that's where all my Pathfinder books have disappeared to...

[Gorilla Grodd]

No, as it was I (GORILLA GRODD), who took those.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Okay, I'll bite: What character are you trying to make with your stolen books, Gorilla Grodd?

[Message board troll]

I BET IT'S A SOCIETY LEGAL VERSION OF ME!!!!

[Auriea]

:swoops away with the win:
Bwahahahahahahaha
*cough cough cough*
Those fire thingies hurt......

[Alastor Solrider]

They call it napalm... And it smells like victory!

...Just like this post!

[Message board troll]

I HAD CHILI BURRITOES FER SUPPER SO YER GONNA BE SMELLIN SUMTHIN ELSE SOON!!!

[Alastor Solrider]

Not if I burn the whole atmosphere with napalm!

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Burn? FIREBLAST ZARONGEL to longshank backside.

You not burn world, that task of goblins.

[Gorilla Grodd]

Well, whoever's going to burn the world, just remember to play the song 'burn, baby, burn' can dance around gleefully while the burning is taking place.

[Gorilla Grodd]

I ment to say 'and' not 'can'.

[Wylliam Harrison]

All the while, synthetics win again.

[Molten Dragon]

What's the melting point of plastic again? Clearly I win.

[icehawk333]

I don't win, nor does the person below me, for a person will post after that person. This will continue for at least several more weeks.

[Waterhammer]

Gorilla Grodd wrote:

Well, whoever's going to burn the world, just remember to play the song 'burn, baby, burn' can dance around gleefully while the burning is taking place.

You could always play this one instead.

I was also going to link Sublime doing April 29, 1992, but language!

[Triphoppenskip]

I'm all about playing with fire, it seems to keep MBT away. Bring on the pyros!

[Alastor Solrider]

Fireball!

[Gorilla Grodd]

Toasty!

[Message board troll]

I'VE LEARNED A NEW TRICK SO NOW I CAN THROW FIRE TOO!!! ALL I NEED IS A BIG POT OF BEANS AND PRIVATE TINY TO STAND BEHIND ME WITH A TORCH WHEN I BEND OVER!!!

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Happy new year everybody! Best wishes to all!

[FFVIIGuru]

Happy new year indeed! As long as MBT doesn't throw fire in your general direction, that is...

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

He be needing conditions nobody will provide troll-man with. Not worry.

[Lemmy]

I'm at 14th floor... Fireworks are exploding disturbingly close...

Well, at least they should scare away the trolls!

[Gorilla Grodd]

Happy New Year! May you all be fruitful with your endeavours in the months that will follow up to when we bid this year ado!

[icehawk333]

survive a new year!
(At least, those of you I don't hate.)

[FFVIIGuru]

Best. Comic. Ever.

[VRMH]

Okay, who dropped this Win?
Nobody?
Well, finders keepers then.

[Message board troll]

FUMBLE!!!!!!! *dogpiles VRMH*

[Lemmy]

You guys are weird... And losing.

[FFVIIGuru]

*click* You have 1 new message, Lemmy.

"Hey, it's FFVIIGuru here. Sorry, but I really need that win to arrive soon. I ordered it off Ebay 3 months ago, and it's almost time for the wedding! Happy new year!"

[Gorilla Grodd]

I'm sorry, but the package has gotten lost in the post.

[Lemmy]

*returned to sender*

[Auriea]

:picks up the win:
It's okay, I won't let them hurt you..

[FFVIIGuru]

*snatches win from Auriea*

It's okay, i'll hurt you so nice...

[Lemmy]

So... I probably won't be able to post for the next 12 hours or so, so do the honorable thing and refrain from posting!

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Goblins know not honor, but winning goblins DO know.

[VRMH]

Except we don't know any winning Goblins, now do we?

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

VRMH make poor joker, Poog wins.

[VRMH]

Does not.