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Nope, you snooze, you lose


Evidently snoozing while winning is something you practice often.

EDIT: Capitalization is important kids!


Evidently, he's not the only one. :)

Sovereign Court

I like him, he's silly!


^
^
*Little duckling about daffy duck, who doesn't want to kill it*
Who, however, uses instant growth pills to solve the "helpless issue"

Man i've seen those toons way too much.

Liberty's Edge

That's not necessarily a bad thing.

Hey, guess who just won? ...I'm waiting. Not me, right?


HAI GUYS IM BACK!!!


Aaaaaaaand he's gone. Who wants cake?


Chicken kidney cake, sure.
Winning makes goblins hungry.

Sovereign Court

Makes gorillas hungry too!

And hey, where did Private Tiny go?


I've been hiding under the Christmas tree from General Ferocious George sir.


Whereas I claim The Win out in the open, brazen as brass.

Liberty's Edge

Your claims are unfounded! Ah-hahahahahaha!
My army of bloodthirsty clowns prevents anyone else from winning!
Heeeey, free food.


I HEARD SOMEBODY SAY FREE FOOD!!!


Go, fire-breathing jaguar! Bring me victory!

Grand Lodge

:pickpockets the victory and flies away:
So slow! Here I thought this would be a challenge!
:starts to cackle:


Cruise control, we have a visiual on an unidentified flying person, laughing like a maniac. You have permission to fire the missiles, over.

*Roger HQ, firing missiles.*

A loud kaboom and Auriea is no longer winning.

Scarab Sages

On the 4th day of Evil Christmas, Sandy Claws gave to me...

...four shrunken heads,

three granted wishes,

two spooky twins,

and a cymbal-banging monkey!

Sovereign Court

Nice song, but I bet you can't put a fruit pastel in your mouth without chewing it!


Made a small glass box for my fruit pastel, made swallowing it a bit difficult though.

Can I get a CLW please? Pleeeeeeeeeease?


Did you know jaguars have the most powerful bite of all felines? It won't let go of my victory that easy!

Sovereign Court

Win the victory yourself, instead of relying on jaguars!


Says the Gorilla who has a troll minion...


You rang.


No bearman did not ring bell.
He lost, like troll.


...like goblin.


like longshanks


*uses a long knife to... longshank the goblin*


*quite narrowly dodges the attempt*

Nonononnononononoooo!! Weird hat lady not kill Poog.
Poog win by default, byebyes.

Sovereign Court

Free lobotomies on sale! Act now and you'll never have to think again! That's a lifetime guarantee! :-)


Gorilla for sale, can't win game, makes mess, seems to like hugs. Contact Advice section for instructions on keeping wild Gorilla in check.


I DUNNO WHAT A LOBOTHINGAMAJIGGER IS BUT IT'S FREE SO I WANT ONE!!!!


It would make you smarter until your regeneration set in. 2 free lobotomies?


Well then, sit down right here.
I'll shackle you firmly and will proceed scraping off your brain matter till you're a mere drooling troll.


Bleh?

Pthlooba??

Thrik?


Wylliam Harrison wrote:

Well then, sit down right here.

I'll shackle you firmly and will proceed scraping off your brain matter till you're a mere drooling troll.

You mean he isn't already?


You have a point, private Tiny, but not good(bad) enough so.


Touché, WH, touché...


HURR HURR THERES A TICKLE IN MY HEAD!!! *drools*


No real loss...


I'd rather have a bottle in front of me...

Than a frontal lobotomy...

The loss may not be real, but this win is. :D

Dark Archive

Thanks for holding my win for me Waterhammer but time to pass it to the real winner ... yup that's me of course.


*sits and drools*

Sovereign Court

Another satisfied customer! OK, so who's next?


Move away, you cartoon reject.


Keep it down, I'm trying to nap over here. Oh look, I just won. Yeah me...


I guess I'll just sit here and...

Checkmate.


DURR HURR HURRR *drools some more*


I'm still not seeing a major difference.


Most importantly, to you, he's not calling you whenever he needs to smack you for relieving anger.

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