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*Rides in and Shang highs the win* ARRR this be mine.

Grand Lodge

:captures and seduces the Captain, taking his win:


Dumb fools, there is only winning position, which belongs to the devils....like me.


So I am not real?

*sulks*

Shows what you know.


There, There. Pats the win in a soothing manner.
Of course you are real. So is Santa Claus. The bad man up there is only getting coal from now on.


Schism wrote:
Of course you are real. So is Santa Claus. The bad man up there is only getting coal from now on.

I KNEW IT!!! I WANNA PONY CUZ DEMS GUD EATIN, AND A NUTHER BLANKY/CAPE CUZ DIS ONE DON'T WORK SO GUD AND MOST OF ALL I WANT DA WIN!!!!


Sorry, you kidnapped a little blond headed girl and dropped her from a tall building.
Santa will NOT bring you the win.


Not my fault, she told me to put her down. She should have specified that I climb down first.

Sovereign Court

To be fair, my general, I appointed the positions of taskmaster, chief whipper and principal of 're-education' to you BECAUSE of your lack of thought. I prefer followers who would rather smash things then talk.

Grand Lodge

Besides, the fall was fun, and I can fly...... No worries there! I was just a little upset when mister Troll decided to try and follow me.


Ability to fly or not... You just fell to second place.

Grand Lodge

:steals Alastor's boots and runs into the lead:
The perks of being a pathfinder? I GET NEW SHOES EVERY MISSION!


*Trips Auriea.....*

Blonde lady take nasty fall...Poog take winning place.


*takes boots from Auriea's hands*

Since you're laying on the ground, you don't need boots... I'll be having that...

*takes her wallet*

And that... As payment for my pants, of course. Pleasure to make business with you.

Scarab Sages

I cast animate objects on Alastor Solrider's clothes.

Sovereign Court

Let's keep things tasteful, shall we?


But boss you ain't even wearin britches.


*trips IHIYC*

Sorry... It's my animated pants' fault.

Grand Lodge

:wallet explodes after a set amount of time:
You forgot to look, as my wallet only carries notes!

And I have to agree with Mister Troll..... You aren't wearing pants as well, sir Grodd.


And you young lady, keep your pants on. The situation isn't life threatening, it's just a little arguing between the animals, the jester and the ruffian.


In the end, Treants outlive all. Struggle, fleshies, for when you grow old and count your teeth, I shall claim the win


Wylliam Harrison wrote:
it's just a little arguing between the animals, the jester and the ruffian.

*starts using Gulian as a toothpick* Hmmmmm. Not too sure which one I am.


I YAM THE WIN!


Yes you are, my beauty.

Sovereign Court

*Looks at Dr G House in disgust.*

Pervert!

*Turns to Auriea and Ferocious George.*

True, I DON'T wear trousers. But I am not naked in any way, for I do wear armour, a cape, decorations and something George of the jungle calls a 'buttflap' (what was he thinking?).


Heeheehee buttflap.

Sovereign Court

*Looks at Ferocious George displeased.*

I belief that you know what you have to do.


Private Tiny!!! YOU ARE NEEDED!!!!


Say MBT, why not call him private SCHULTZ!...so you can whack him with a hammer for stress relief. It sounds alot like it.

Sovereign Court

You are SO right, TFF! Although, only HE could call him that.


Everyone calm down, I'm here now. We can all relax and watch me take the win. Thank you and good night.

Scarab Sages

On the 1st day of Evil Christmas, Sandy Claws gave to me...

...a cymbal-banging monkey!


AHHHHHHHHH!!!! DEVIL MONKEY KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!

Scarab Sages

On the 2nd day of Evil Christmas, Sandy Claws gave to me...

...two spooky twins,

and a cymbal-banging monkey!

Grand Lodge

I..... I don't like those things.....
:puts pants back on:
I'll take the win though!


Filthy weak-willed peasants!

...

I-I am not frightened, you imbecile!


*holds dogslicer against Arrogant Knight's private parts*

Armored man still not scared? Nyahahaha

Grand Lodge

That looks a tad scary..... Let me hold this for you!
:takes the win:


Takes 3 damage, has 397 hp left.

*Sunders your dogslicer with his spheres of power.*

Get out of my way, woman! The win is but a step which I must make to ascend into glory!


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Happy holidays all!


Arrogant Knight wrote:

Takes 3 damage, has 397 hp left.

*Sunders your dogslicer with his spheres of power.*

Get out of my way, woman! The win is but a step which I must make to ascend into glory!

So yer private parts wuz only worth 3hp... maybe you should be the new Private Tiny HAR HAR HAR!!!


Yes some body please be the new Private Tiny.

Scarab Sages

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The Fiend Fantastic wrote:
Happy holidays all!

*lights up* It's Satan Claus!


I thought IHIYC was Satan Claus' wacky minion? Or evil minion? Which was it again?

Scarab Sages

I'm not Evil - just misunderstood.


While a shot of sriracha up the nose will open up your sinuses I do not recommend it. Yes I am speaking from personal experience.

Sovereign Court

Merry Christmas! :-)


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Here is a candy cane. Oh your hands are full ill hold the win for you Merry Christmas.

Scarab Sages

On the 3rd day of Evil Christmas, Sandy Claws gave to me...

...three granted wishes,

two spooky twins,

and a cymbal-banging monkey!


*Comes in riding a jaguar*

Greetings from Amazon!

I win!

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