Last one to post wins

[Midgard Serpent]

Go away little troll.
The grownups are here.

[Gorilla Grodd]

He is NOT a troll anymore, he is a mighty white furred gorilla (with one or two trollish features such as tusks etc) and you WILL bow down to his power as you are to be his loyal steed! And don't bother trying to resist, because Captain Bean will use his mental powers to make you obey (trust me, Bean's telepathy and telekinesis are second to mine).

[Message board troll]

Oooohhhh big snake. IMMA RIDE IT!!!!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Quick, take these! They'll help you escape! *ties four sets of wheels onto Midgard Serpent's flanks*

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Closetclown nice to bigsnake.

While they busy, birdcrunchers make next move vs ape Grodd.
"Good fight, bring out fire sticks and aim for big ape and trollguy."

A torrent of explosive fireworks rain down upon the invaders. That had to hurt.

[Gorilla Grodd]

*Realising that this conflict is going nowhere.*

Enough! We've had enough! Tell the what Poog, help me and my forces conquer the green planet known as Castrovel and I promise to lend you aid should you ever be in crisis.

*Offers right hand, ready to shake on it.*

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

You sure you wouldn't rather take Akiton?

[Gorilla Grodd]

That's next week.

[Message board troll]

I need ointment.... *passes out*

[Auriea]

:puts a blanket on MBT:

So cute....

[Gorilla Grodd]

*Looks at Auriea with worried suspicion.*

You sure, you're not a girl?

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Ah.. no, birdcrunchers not submit to ape-Grodd's lies. He leave now or taste even more fire and acid.

Girly-guy maybe want stay away from troll-guy, we have more trained bat swarms.

[Message board troll]

Zzzzzzzzzzz snort! We fightin again?

[Gorilla Grodd]

Poog, I may be an egotistical, hyper intelligent, villainous jerk that just so happens to also be a gorilla, but know that I speak the truth. I wish to conquer the green planet and the red planet, that's it! Help me out and you will never have to see me ever again (excluding when we post of course).

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

ehhhh....but Poog one of birdcruncher chiefs.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

You can have Akiton, but I like Castrovel the way it is!

[Gorilla Grodd]

If it helps IHIYC, I intend to leave Castrovel as it is as well. I seek a new home, that's all.

[Message board troll]

IMMA WANNA STOMP SOMETHING!!!

[Triphoppenskip]

Hold your actions MBT we're still working towards a peaceful resolution.

[Message board troll]

Oh ok....*stomps Trip*

[Sissyl]

*slow clap*

[Message board troll]

Private Tiny scrape yerself offa my boot and fetch my blankie that the nice Man Lady gave me. I'm gonna nap throught these borin peace talks. Wake me up when the fightin starts back up.

[GoatToucher]

:stands around:

[Gorilla Grodd]

*Looks at GoatToucher, unamused.*

Yeah, you do that!

*Addresses Private Tiny, Captain Bean and General Ferocious George.*

Alright soldiers, talks with the goblins have not gone as planned but fear not! We have acquired five spaceships that will take us to Castrovel and Akiton (courtesy of the Gorilla/Lashuta/Witchwyd pact I was able to make) and we set off for our new homes -and new prey- immediately! So get ready and gather all the soldiers! The time to stomp again, is at hand!

*Beats chest while bellowing in triumph!*

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Ape Grood delusional, he not notice gorilla army is ashes? He even not see note.

"Ape-Grodd not smart, Wise mummy sprattleharsh deceive you, nyahaha. There no space-boats wait for ape-Grodd. Birdcrunchers, acid & fire arrows, FIRRRREEEE!!!!!"

Xerxes' army got nothing on this mad amount of arrows blocking out the sun.

[Message board troll]

THEN WE SHALL STOMP IN THE SHADE... OW! OUCH!!! OWIE OWIE OWIE!!!! IT BURNS!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs in a tight circle*

[Gorilla Grodd]

If you can keep spawning troops left, right and centre, Poog - then so can I! ;-)

All troops head for the city of Cheliax, I have ensured that we will find refuge there and Poog will not.

[Message board troll]

YAY ROAD TRIP!!!!! *ties blanket around his neck, holds arms out straight in front of himself and takes off running while making swooshing noises.*

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Hahaha, Ape-Grodd no make magic.
Birdcrunchers not conjure up army, birdcrunchers use tactics. :)

"Birdcruncherrrss.....NOW!"

The grounds begin to give away. A tunnel network rigged with spikes gives way, impaling any who don't make the Reflex save DC25.

[Message board troll]

"THE" Poog of Zarongel wrote:

Hahaha, Ape-Grodd no make magic.

Birdcrunchers not conjure up army, birdcrunchers use tactics. :)

"Birdcruncherrrss.....NOW!"

The grounds begin to give away. A tunnel network rigged with spikes gives way, impaling any who don't make the Reflex save DC25.

Don't matter I got ma cape on I can fllllyyyyyy! *impaled*

[krevon]

Sets fire to the troll....you're welcome

[Waterhammer]

Reflex save: 1d20 + 25 ⇒ (4) + 25 = 29

These goblins. They never learn.

Good thing my reflex save is so variable. Because the die roller hates me.
Still, it's high enough to win the thread.

[Triphoppenskip]

krevon wrote:

Sets fire to the troll....you're welcome

It won't matter. Message board trolls never die.

[Auriea]

I may be a girly-man, but at least I'm civilized!
:dances in the shade:

[The Fiend Fantastic]

*Enjoys another pepsi*

Wait for it......wait for it.....
..OW... why'd he girly dance around while arrows flew down? I mean having 15+ arrows stuck in your body hurts.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Waaaaiiit a minute....

Gorilla Grodd wrote:

All troops head for the city of Cheliax, I have ensured that we will find refuge there and Poog will not.

"City of Cheliax?" Really, Gorilla Grodd?

No wonder the peace talks failed, I CANNOT forgive crimes against geography!

[Message board troll]

*crawls out of pit, pulls spikes out of various body parts, sees Auriea prancing about, jumps back in.*

[Molten Dragon]

*golf clap* Well done everyone, let the insanity continue....

[Schism]

Is that the sound of one hand clapping?

[Gorilla Grodd]

@Poog: Alright, alright already! *Sighs!* you win, I surrender! Happy now?

@IHIYC: Yes, Cheliax! They were having a problem with an Agazanti invasion until my soldiers and I slew them all. Funny thing is, we planned on killing the Agazanti anyway as they are not true apes.

[Message board troll]

*crawls back out of pit* Wait a minute....no more stompin?

[GoatToucher]

Now, now, MBT, don't be sad. There's a smurf village just over that hill. You can stomp it and get all that blue goo between your toes.

Meanwhile, I'll be over here winning.

[Message board troll]

SMURFS!!!! DEMS GOOD EATIN!!!!

[Message board troll]

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! IMMA SMURF!!!!! WHAT KIND OF VILE SORCERY IS THIS!!!!

[Triphoppenskip]

*evil grin* WHO'S THE BIG MAN NOW!!!! *starts stomping the crap outta MBT*

[Gorilla Grodd]

Now, now, Private Tiny, play nice! ;-)

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Ape-Grodd wrote:

@Poog: Alright, alright already! *Sighs!* you win, I surrender! Happy now?

Yes, birdcrunchers mighty, birdcrunchers won battle.

You no worry, we not give you yellow arc-fruits. We mean, but we good sport, you look for big rock 500m north. You find food ration there, is good yes, crow-pie, chicken-kebab and seagull jerky.

You have good day, yes?

[Message board troll]

We lose but we still get food? Now that's my kinda war!! Hey looks like I'm normal again. PRIVATE TINY GIT OVER HERE!!!!

[Triphoppenskip]

Now that that is over with are we going back to playing the ga...oof!!
*gets blindsided and pummeled by MBT*

[Gorilla Grodd]

@Poog: thank you, may the spirits of your ancestors watch over you.

*Bows low.*

Eat up, soldiers! For soon, we head to Castrovel (seriously, the planet is one great, big rainforest -and where do find gorillas?- besides, it is the last know location of Titano the super ape).