Last one to post wins

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Time to bury my competition...in whipped cream!

[Sissyl]

Ooooooooooooh yay! Whipped cream!!!

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

I find your enthusiasm disturbing.

[Bleached Otyugh]

GRAAAAAARGH! YAY BIRDIE!!!

*inches closer to the tasty-looking birdie*

[Kat's Eye]

I thought you only ate carrion?

[Bleached Otyugh]

GRUR FRESH NOW. KILL, THEN EAT. YUM YUM.

[Midgard Serpent]

Puny Otyugh

[lucky7]

*casts reduce person on Serpent*

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

*casts Reduce Paycheck on lucky7*

[lucky7]

My win gives me a cashmoney bonus.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Ah, here it is: 5£.

Ah, but I'm winning now, so it's mine.

[lucky7]

I'm winning!!!

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Nope, you're losing. Now, stop drooling on the win with your newfangled blue lightning.

[Sissyl]

I wonder if lucky7 thinks taking a bolt of blue lightning to the eye hurts.

[Gruumash .]

I wonder how long it will take for anyone to notice I am winning again?

[Charles Scholz]

Did anyone here anything inconsequential? Didn't think so.

[lucky7]

I thought I heard you, but I guess it was the win.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

*pets the win*

My precioussssssss....

[Belphegor]

Sorry, your win got thrown into the ring of fire.

[I'm Batman]

I may not be the winner this thread deserves, but I am the winner this thread has.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Luckily for us, that can change.

[Old Doc Flumph]

In a heartbeat.

[lucky7]

As I win.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

As I win.

[lucky7]

No, I'm still bitter about the Familiar thing, but I have a new one now. A shocker lizard!

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Oh, you'll be fine. I'm a drunken gambler, so you're probably better off.

[Adequate Duck]

Quack.

*tappy tappy tap*

[lucky7]

I win

[Alissa's Bear]

RRAAAHHHHRRRRR?

[Ranger Alissa]

Sorry, but you do not.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

That's where you're wrong, Alissa. At the end of this dumb pub dungeon crawl MUST be the win!!!

[Ranger Alissa]

No, I just have to be better than you. Which I am.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

Lizard, SHOCK!!!

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

*eats lizard*

Go back to your adventure.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

I don't care.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

There's no treasure here or women who say they like you just to take your money.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

But there's a win, so there's a way!!!

[Matt Damon Puppet]

Adequate Duck wrote:

Quack.

*tappy tappy tap*

MATT DAMON!!!

[gran rey de los everything]

Matt Damon Puppet wrote:

Adequate Duck wrote:

Quack.

*tappy tappy tap*

MATT DAMON!!!

No, not Matt Damon. A duck.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

A chicken.

[lucky7]

A and a lich make for kooky fun in: Leave it to Lucky!

[Matt Damon Puppet]

gran rey de los everything wrote:

Matt Damon Puppet wrote:

Adequate Duck wrote:

Quack.

*tappy tappy tap*

MATT DAMON!!!

No, not Matt Damon. A duck.

...

MATT DAMON!!!???!!!

[lucky7]

Nope.

[Matt Damon Puppet]

*looks disappointed. as much as a puppet can*

[Alissa's Bear]

RRRAAAHHHHRRRRR!!!

[lucky7]

Winning

[Charles Scholz]

No longer.

[lucky7]

is something you did.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

He who smelt it, dealt it.

[lucky7]

Smelt what?