Iconic Human Paladin who says no you're not.
Come at me bro! Check out the haiku page.
I am a dolphin
I do not like you at all
I will eat your face
Cool, bro! Now let me -burn- your fishface. *evil laugh*
1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19
Make an attack roll! What's you AC?
dude, I live in the freaking water. burning me is near impossible.
4 great reasons to punch a dolphin in the mouth:
When they click, they're mocking you.
Anything that smiles that often needs to be reminded the world is a crual dark place.
They think they're the best. PUT THEM IN THIER PLACE!
Their skin is easy on the knuckles.
reasons to punch kryos deun.
he is annoying
his skin is also easy on the knuckles. (trust me)
he has gotten used to me punching him
my friend has a chat site at www.nexgen.webstarts.com/chat.html everyone should go their and flood the page with random comments under random names. (just a trolling thing)
Beware my great claw/claw/gore attack! Im a high level servant of asmodeus!
1d20 + 25 ⇒ (7) + 25 = 32
1d20 + 25 ⇒ (4) + 25 = 29
1d20 + 20 ⇒ (2) + 20 = 22
Also, my skin is hard as steel, so my AC is over 30!
hobbs the dolphin uses water gun
I use a fishnet, now you're entangled and I am winning!
I have my rogue friend sneak attack you. And 20LP uses another Smite Evil!
Ouch! *tries to get up while bleeding from the wounds* I cant win on a fair fight, but.. *summons a group of succubus* now girls, charm these guys while I take the lead!
Paladin and rogue, handle them while I take down this miscreant.
*rolls eyes, launches nuclear missile*
*Eats Popcorn*
You want some, TVCoB?
Haha, I had a clone in another plane while you launched your nuclear missile! Behold the power of great asmodeus!
Pray for asmodeus, as he may purify your soul!
The great one will save us all!
Do you have any Chick tracts to go with that speech?
I escape from the net and eat asmodeus.
Asmodeus is a god, hobbs.
he is a god, and I am a dolphin
no, thats me. ask malakai. I am the lord/god of dolphins. my webstarts name is lord of dolphins, so don't call yourself god of my people. that is me. I will eat you.
Whatever you're doing keep it up. Yall make excellent tuna sandwiches.
ohh, live bait. sounds tasty.
After this, let's go get some tuna safe dolphin.
*The earth shakes and open, and from the hole in the ground, flames come out, and the image of a frightening demon appears...*
I.AM.BACK.
I ate your god. you are powerless.
hobzdadolfin use TAIL SLAP!
dude, this is not pokemon, you are not my trainer
Fine then. Kyros, use Lion's Call. (You feel inspired to help me. You are protected against fear and get a +2 on attack rolls for 12 seconds.)
My god cant be killed by mere mortals! He will ressurect everytime, and then he will ressurect me for being loyal to him! And then i'll burn you all!
I am not a mortal, I am a dolphin. actually, I am the god of dolphins. so I can eat your god. he tasted like slightly overcooked steak.
Destroy the evil god, then you go up on my office wall.
you are going to have a picture of a 15 foot dolphin on your office wall? people will make fun of you so much.
Now you pay for your heresy, dolphin!! *Intensified empowered maximized dazing FireBall!!!!!*
One heck of a spell slot. What race are you again?
hobbsdadolfin used protect.
POKETROLL
Well, I just used magical lineage and spell perfection. Even a demon can do that! By the way, you better prepare yourself dolphin, because your protection wont save you next time!
I'll help! (Picks up a harpoon) because Hobbs is a moby-
seriously, when you are THIS close to killing that pokemon, but you only have one move left to use,and they use protect and kill you the next turn because you can't attack. that is a poketroll.
kryos. moby dick was a whale. and he is alive at the end of the book. moby dick wins. read your classic literature.
P.S. I'm winning
The problem with classic novels is the writing. No you're not.
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