Pyromaniac

Nov 16, 2012, 07:55 AM

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Eeeeeeexcellent.

Quiche Lisp

Nov 16, 2012, 08:42 AM

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But I must douse your enthusiasm.

Because I win, and you do not.

And that goes for all the others !

Charles Scholz

Nov 16, 2012, 09:17 AM

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Paizo Superscriber, Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber, Pathfinder Comics Subscriber

Thanks for holding my win for me. That was awfuly kind of you.

Conman the Bardbarian

Nov 16, 2012, 12:36 PM

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Anytime, anyone else want cuts in line? I'm not in a hurry here. Please, go ahead.

Charles Scholz

Nov 16, 2012, 02:13 PM

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Paizo Superscriber, Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber, Pathfinder Comics Subscriber

I cut myself to the back of the line.

Conman the Bardbarian

Nov 16, 2012, 03:10 PM

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*pulls a switcheroo*

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol

Nov 16, 2012, 04:55 PM

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Never has last place been so satisfying.

Quiche Lisp

Nov 17, 2012, 10:39 AM

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My very thoughts, strange manic bird.

gran rey de los everything

Nov 17, 2012, 02:24 PM

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Oh no! Run away Quichey! The bird is reading your mind!

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol

Nov 17, 2012, 03:41 PM

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Quiche is like an open book.

gran rey de los surround sound

Nov 18, 2012, 04:26 PM

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No. Quiche is disgusting egg pie.

FuelDrop

Nov 18, 2012, 06:49 PM

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I claim victory, but my victory is a victory of all paizo-kind. Unite, and celebrate this joint win! No, you can't just...
You're going to steal my win, aren't you?
NOOOOOOOO!

gran rey de los everything

Nov 18, 2012, 07:54 PM

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Yes.

Midnight_Angel

Nov 19, 2012, 06:28 AM

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Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

It's not called stealing if I take something that is rightfully mine!

Tirq	Nov 19, 2012, 06:38 AM

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But is it really rightfully yours?

Midnight_Angel

Nov 19, 2012, 07:20 AM

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Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

By all means, it is.

Conman the Bardbarian

Nov 19, 2012, 07:33 AM

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Not.

Wheatley

Nov 19, 2012, 07:34 AM

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Oi! Whaddaya think yer doin', mate?

Charles Scholz

Nov 19, 2012, 11:21 AM

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Paizo Superscriber, Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber, Pathfinder Comics Subscriber

I don't know about him, since I am ignoring him, but I am winning.

Conman the Bardbarian

Nov 19, 2012, 01:14 PM

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Not anymore you aren't.

Midnight_Angel

Nov 19, 2012, 01:16 PM

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Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

True words, indeed.

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol

Nov 19, 2012, 02:24 PM

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I was afraid the win was going to get cold. Thanks for watching it, all of you.

Old Doc Flumph

Nov 19, 2012, 02:50 PM

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AYup

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol

Nov 19, 2012, 03:30 PM

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Getcher cold tentacles offa the win!

Bacon gone Wild

Nov 19, 2012, 03:52 PM

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Mmmmmm...Hibachi Chicken, Sushi, and pork fried rice.

Tirq	Nov 19, 2012, 04:22 PM

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Eaten with a knife!

El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas

Nov 19, 2012, 04:49 PM

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I just prefer to suck out the souls.

FuelDrop

Nov 19, 2012, 05:13 PM

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Spoon!

Conman the Bardbarian

Nov 19, 2012, 05:41 PM

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The win, fork it over.

TheDiaport

Nov 19, 2012, 05:44 PM

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It's in the bag.

FuelDrop

Nov 19, 2012, 05:48 PM

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I am going to win this thread. It is inevitable...

Conman the Bardbarian

Nov 19, 2012, 06:37 PM

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inconceivable

FuelDrop

Nov 19, 2012, 07:29 PM

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Why do you keep using that word? I do not think it means what you think it means.

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol

Nov 19, 2012, 07:36 PM

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Does anybody want a peanut?

FuelDrop

Nov 19, 2012, 07:38 PM

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Sure, why not? Are they salted?

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol

Nov 19, 2012, 07:43 PM

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As salty as a privateer in the Caribbean.

FuelDrop

Nov 19, 2012, 08:18 PM

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That IS salty.

Conman the Bardbarian

Nov 19, 2012, 08:58 PM

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I guess I won't be using sea salt anymore.

Midnight_Angel

Nov 20, 2012, 03:51 AM

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Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

A wise choice. Too much salt can be detrimental to your health.

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol

Nov 20, 2012, 11:26 AM

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But you do need some salt for a well-balanced diet.

The Nasty Orc

Nov 20, 2012, 11:37 AM

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salt chicken ... yummie

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol

Nov 20, 2012, 01:57 PM

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Denied!

Conman the Bardbarian

Nov 20, 2012, 02:09 PM

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Mmmmm Deep Fried....

FuelDrop

Nov 20, 2012, 05:19 PM

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Hey, I'm working on a plasma reactor/deep fryer combo for my kitchen, and I need some components. If someone could help me round up the following I'll use the deep fryer to fry up some chicken for the thread:
1) A clue, because I don't have one.
2) A flux capacitor, a vital component of any enterprise.
3) 500 grams of chicken.
4) 500 grams of anti-chicken.
5) 749 meters of 12-gauge steel piping.
6) 2 X 30-liter steel barrels.
7) 11 secret herbs and spices.
8) 20 kg liquid hydrogen.
9) cooking oil.

Thanks in advance.

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol

Nov 20, 2012, 06:17 PM

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I do not endorse FuelDrop's project. I do, however, endorse putting his head in one of those jars like Futurama and leaving him on a shelf.

FuelDrop

Nov 20, 2012, 06:22 PM

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Well, we can cross item 3 off the list... or are you item 4?

Tirq	Nov 20, 2012, 06:34 PM

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As a Fighter, I promote not having any items except for Potions of CLW, your trusty Sword, your armor, and misc. backstory item depicting your dead mother/lost sister/Billy from down the street.

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol

Nov 20, 2012, 06:43 PM

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I am neither. I am chaos incarnate and I don't see that on your list. Although chaos is 6 of the 11 secret herbs and spices...However! My claim remians.

FuelDrop

Nov 20, 2012, 06:55 PM

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I just swiped Conman The Bardbarian's chicken nuggets from the banned thread, so that's #3 off the list.

Conman the Bardbarian

Nov 20, 2012, 06:56 PM

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I think the next time I level I shall consider a focus in axes.