Unless something horribly offensive gets posted in here, this thread will never end. Amuse yourself with whatever you like in the meantime.

FuelDrop totally just killed my buzz.

I try :P

I AM BEING HORRIBLY OFFENSIVE, JUST RIGHT NOW !

THAT'S RIGHT ! I SAY... TERRIBLY PERVERTED THINGS !

I SWEAR ! I'M DOING IT JUST RIGHT NOW ! CAN'T YOU SEE IT ?

WELL, YOU ASKED FOR IT ! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT:

"TERRIBLY PERVERTED THINGS !"

I MAKE CHILDREN CRY BECAUSE... WELL, I'M MEAN ! I MEAN IT !

MODERATORS: BANISH ME TO THE SHEOL BEFORE ANGELS (AND SEXY PALADINS) SMITE THIS ENTIRE WEBSITE TO SMITHEREENS !

You were right, Fueldrop: I'm doomed, doomed ! And I have doomed all of you along me.

Well..

in the meantime, I still win !

*Smites Quiche Lisp* I may be an evil soulless undead bloodsucker bent on destroying all life and damning the world to unending servitude, but even I draw the line at some of that!

Even evil has to have some standards, after all.

YAAR, hand o'er tha win and no one gets hurt. Exceptin' mebbe tha' snake tha' wants to et me ducks.

Sorry, pirates need not apply for winning. Vampire cyborgs, yes. Pirates, no.

Man... I wanted to see a Sexy Paladin(Totally safe, btw, nothing inappropriate coming from my Computer.)...

That was dirty filth! Nah, I'm kidding.

I rather enjoy that picture. I'm going to have to find a reason for it...

I'm not sure how to phrase the reply for that.

Whatever it was, I'm sure it had something to do with making me look like a fool...

Something something pretty paladin something something...I think that's how it goes.

Aw, you think I'm a pretty Paladin? That's so sweet. I think you deserve a Cracker. Does TVCoB want a cracker? Does TVCoB want a cracker? Yes he does. Yes he does!

That sounds dumb over the internet, as well...

You know what the winner of this needs? More cowbell!

Cowbell is overrated. What the winner needs is more dakka. Always more dakka.

Incorrect. You always need more cowbelt.

'ello there!

Now, could anyone pass the Brain Bleach (tm), please?

Why?

If you need to ask, you wouldn't understand.

I understand completely. Now tell me more about your relationship with your father.

Don't listen t' that feller. He's a hack, eyup.

You know what the winner of this needs? More cowbell!

Cowbell is overrated. What the winner needs is more dakka. Always more dakka.

That is because that was a Goat Bell, not a Cow Bell

Too many links to Youtube, not enough time.

How about this? You watch them and then right me up a summary and i'll watch the ones you found important. Then we both don't have to waste our time.

How about... no.

I'm with Tirq on that one. Oh, by the way...

*in my best Gilbert Gottfried impression* When I win, I'll be the one stuffing crackers in your face!

***slither, slither, sneak, sneak***

Dammit, Tesla, where are my anti-serpent missiles?

Why would Tesla have anti-serpent missles? Wouldn't he have anti-electric eel missles?

No, no. I hired him to build a full-defense system, it's supposed to cover all sorts of attacks. *shows Tirq the plans* See, there's even an anti-three toed sloth cannon.

... I see... I see... I see...

This is just a few blue sheets of paper with the script to Ocean's Eleven on them. And it looks like someone spilled some jelly donut on it.

Tesla tricked you.

Off topic: I've been having hiccups for 12 hours now...

I think the record is something along the lines of a few decades.

I really don't want to set a record. I just want them to go away.

*Heavy Sigh*

That feeling you get when you are told that someone you respected actually hates you just before you need to head to bed...

Really? Why would anyone tell that to you?

Huzzzah!

We should rename this thread "ADD for gamers".

huzzah!!!!!!

Case in point.

victory!

For me, yes.

huzzzah!

huzzzah!bacobacon!n!bacobacon!n!bacobacon!n!bacobacon!n!

bacon....of.....destiny!

The only destiny bacon has is to be eaten.

bacobacon!n!bacobacon!n!bacobacon!n!bacobacon!n!

'bacobacon'? Is that like bacon injected with more bacon to make it even more bacon-y?