Last one to post wins

[gran rey de los everything]

WOOHOO!!! I GOT ALL THE SKEEBALL MACHINES!!!!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

win

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Well, folks, this is the last post and I win.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

sure is.

[DJ-Bogie]

It was. Now it is.

[Tirq]

So... Is your Television running?

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

A television doesn't run. A refrigerator does, a dishwasher does, or a car does.

[gran rey de los surround sound]

I don't run either.

[Tirq]

Well, if I used any of those you would have seen it coming.

[Tater Slaad]

I see everything.

[DJ-Bogie]

I run around the court chasing a little blue ball with a racquet! Usually I hit the ball, sometimes it hits me ( at about 99 Miles per hour).

[gran rey de los stereo]

Impossible! At 88mph the ball will go back in time and hit you before the game even started.

[Midnight_Angel]

Have fun figuring out this conundrum.

I will take the win in the meantime; thank you very much.

[DJ-Bogie]

Isn't Doc Brown lucky the magic speed wasn't 188 mph? The Delorean would never have made that.

[Midnight_Angel]

Not without some serious pimping, at least.

[Tirq]

I can see it now. Next up on Pimp my Ride, the old Doc needs to save his friend Marty, so we're pimping his Delorean!

[DJ-Bogie]

Back to the Future in a Bugatti Veyron! Stylin!

[Werewoof of London]

Meh.

[Tirq]

You're just jelous because we have some sporty cars and all you have... are fish and chips.

[DJ-Bogie]

I drive a 9 year old pickup so I can't say much, but I do need to win this thread.

[gran rey de los stereo]

I have a 15 year old coupe, so I win.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

My radiator leaks, I win.

[gran rey de los stereo]

Mine did too. Got some stuff at the store you pour in with the coolant and it stopped, or at least slowed it enough there isn't a puddle under the car anymore. Still burns oil though, about a quart every 6-7 weeks. Does that mean I win?

[Charles Scholz]

I had to put a new engine in my car, so I win.

[Tirq]

I don't own a car... so I'll just post here to liven up the place.

[Live Bait]

That's not going to work. Go borrow a car without permission. That'll liven things up.

[Tirq]

Isn't that... stealing? That's not a LG decision.

[Live Bait]

It's only stealing if you don't return it. It's joyriding if you return it before getting caught.

[gran rey de los everything]

Nope. It's still stealing.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Don't encourage theft. That's best left to video game characters.

[DJ-Bogie]

I thought we were all video game characters.

[Tirq]

Erm... well... I'm not exactly a video game character. I just... kinda... Charles, bail me out here!

[Charles Scholz]

Okay, but you asked for it.

You are not a video game character, you are a video game disposable npc.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Dude, totally a video game character.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Yep, Conman is totally prescripted. If you keep talking to him, he'll eventually keep saying "Times are tough" after giving up the quest info.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Times are tough you might just want to look somewhere else.

[DJ-Bogie]

Times are tough, nothing to see here, move along.

[gran rey de los everything]

I used to be a video game character, but then I took an arrow to the bytes.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

That stopped being funny 6 months ago.

[gran rey de los surround sound]

I think you mean it used to be funny, but then it took an arrow to the humor.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

I think he meant that used to be humor, now it just bytes.

[Tirq]

C-c-c-c-Combo Breaker!

[Quiche Lisp]

I didn't get any of the 150 last posts ! But it matters not, for I WIN !

Quote:

"Erm... well... I'm not exactly a video game character. I just... kinda... Charles, bail me out here!

Charles ? Is that Charles Xavier ?

It doesn't matter. You can't go out of the Danger Room, Tirq. Not until practice is over.

And ho ! Shadowcat asked for her haircut back ! Mwuhahahah !

[gran rey de los everything]

Sorry, you can't win if you don't understand the posts. It's in the rules.

Strangely enough, the following is in the official rules as well. And I quote:

"The winner shall not have been freiling in the schleppelheim during the verdantian hyppygrattis with an autvermaziful bloquamist decapodific blonde."

[Tirq]

But gran, YOU'RE a verdantian hyppygrattis with an autvermaziful bloquamist decapodific blonde!

[Quiche Lisp]

I always suspected as much !

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Why do you people keep coming here? This is my win!

[gran rey de los everything]

Tirq wrote:

But gran, YOU'RE a verdantian hyppygrattis with an autvermaziful bloquamist decapodific blonde!

I am not blonde.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

I've seen the pictures...

[gran rey de los stereo]

Those were clearly photoshopped.