Ahh, that little extra Zing!
You will do...what I say...when I say...back to the thread!
Banning doesn't work here.
Banrk!
*perches on chair back*
*slowly leans to the left*
*falls*
Catches Duck with tractor ray eye beam. lowers him gently to the floor. Quickly sells him on ebay.
Ftwn!!!
*buys self on eBay*
WHAT!!! you won the bid for 1 penny!
*defaults on payment*
Starnk.
*shoots at the duck with his gamma raytron*
*trips over grain of sand*
Wozms!
*avoids gamma raytron*
Kwarg?
*shoots him*
SSSHHHHH, Be wery wery quiet, I'm huntin Wabbit!!
It's duck season.
Ehhh! What's up Doc?
The chicken said it's duck season, but I could make an exception for the rabbit!
*nibbles grass*
Lunch is over.
Did someone mention lunch.
Look! Pork on the hoof.
I wish I had lunch.
I'm afraid you can't have lunch, Dave.
Dave's not here, man.
I am not a "man", Dave. I am a very advanced artificial intelligence unit.
.
.
.
.
Dave.
Dave's not here HAL, what have you done with him?
You're right there, Dave. I have done nothing to you.
Would you like for me to do something to you, Dave?
Heresy!!! Burn the Pagan!!
Shun the non-believers?
Believe in the leavers.
Now I'm stuck on a bunch of beaver jokes.
But if you don't tell them in public, no one will hear them.
Mashed up potatoes ? With milk and chocolate ? And fine venison ? And a soup too ? All/together ? Bleuuuark !
Sweet & Sour Pork
We will be having chicken pot pie for dinner.
Not sure, I think the pie has a gravy base.