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Colored chambers, Fine illusions, or a gate to space
Endless stairways, fine delusions, all under my command
I'd change the sky to paint it red
I'd change the colours of life, and play with time
It's all mine!
It's only everything, all that I wanted to be
Cause it's only everything

And wise, wiser than time, wiser than life, wiser than me, only me...

This is the end of all reason, the inner mirror reveals
There's more beyond what you're sure of, the fantasy of dreams
It's always there, the only emotion we all seem to keep down
There, while exploring dimensions
There is more, only everything

Dream! As bright or dark, as warm or hard the mind is set on
Dream! You lose control, you lose your freedom to confine it

I don't want to see this, I don't want this pain I never knew before

Feel, we're on the loose
Impressions are enlarged

I don't want to hear this, I don't want to dream to feel this again
Or to get a taste

This could be the end of all reason, the inner mirror reveals
There's more beyond what you're sure of, the fantasy of dreams
It's always there, the only emotion we all seem to keep down
There, still exploring dimensions
There is more, only everything

Become me, come feel along with all you see
Control me, control the keys
Do you dare to be
So deep, will you surrender now to your sleep?
Re-live your daydreams and
Come join this inner wonderland
Come let every emotion stand
To be right under your command
To let out fantasies
To change them into mysteries
Where time loses all memories
To luck and bitter agony
Re-live your daydreams awake
So join the magic of your life
Just dare to take the inner drive
To see it's only everything you can be doing tonight

Dream! As cool or hot, as smooth or rough the mind's creating
Dream! Enjoy the ride, enjoy the boundless journey you can make

I can be the maker, I can be the queen of time and twisted games

See you're on the loose
Images enlarged

I will need no reason
I just need the mirror inside me to reveal what's down below

This must be the end of all reason, the inner mirror reveals
There's more beyond what you're sure of, the fantasy of dreams
It's always there, the only emotion we all seem to keep down
There, while exploring dimensions
There is more, only everything

Scarab Sages

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Blue Moon, you saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own
Blue Moon, you knew just what I was there for
You heard me saying a prayer for
Someone I really could care for
And then there suddenly appeared before me
The only one my arms will ever hold
I heard somebody whisper, 'Please adore me'
And when I looked, the moon had turned to gold
Blue Moon, now I'm no longer alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own


Rolling in the Deep
Adele

Lyrics
There's a fire starting in my heart
Reaching a fever pitch, and it's bringing me out the dark
Finally, I can see you crystal clear
Go ahead and sell me out, and I'll lay your ship bare
See how I'll leave with every piece of you
Don't underestimate the things that I will do
There's a fire starting in my heart
Reaching a fever pitch, and it's bringing me out the dark

The scars of your love remind me of us
They keep me thinking that we almost had it all
The scars of your love, they leave me breathless
I can't help feeling

We could have had it all
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
Rolling in the deep
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
You had my heart inside of your hand
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
And you played it to the beat
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)

Baby, I have no story to be told
But I've heard one on you
Now I'm gonna make your head burn
Think of me in the depths of your despair
Make a home down there
As mine sure won't be shared

(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
The scars of your love remind me of us
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
They keep me thinking that we almost had it all
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
The scars of your love, they leave me breathless
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
I can't help feeling

We could have had it all
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
Rolling in the deep
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
You had my heart inside of your hand
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
And you played it to the beat
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
Could have had it all
Rolling in the deep
You had my heart inside of your hand
But you played it with a beating

Throw your soul through every open door
Count your blessings to find what you look for
Turn my sorrow into treasured gold
You'll pay me back in kind and reap just what you sow

(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
We could have had it all
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
We could have had it all
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
It all, it all, it all
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)

We could have had it all
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
Rolling in the deep
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
You had my heart inside of your hand
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
And you played it to the beat
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)

We could have had it all
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
Rolling in the deep
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
You had my heart inside of your hand
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
But you played it
You played it [x2]
You played it to the beat

Written by Adele Laurie Blue Adkins, Paul Richard Epworth • Copyright © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

i. Lifebeats (instr.)

ii. Prelude (instr.)

iii. The Silver Cord
"Do you still see me even here?"
(The silver cord lies on the ground.)
"And so I'm dead", the young man said
over the hill (not a wish away).

My friends (as one) all stand aligned
although their taxis came too late.
There was a rush along the Fulham Road.
There was a hush in the Passion Play.

Such a sense of glowing in the aftermath
ripe with rich attainments all imagined
sad misdeeds in disarray
the sore thumb screams aloud,
echoing out of the Passion Play.

All the old familiar choruses come crowding in a different key:
Melodies decaying in sweet dissonance.
There was a rush along the Fulham Road
into the Ever-passion Play.

And who comes here to wish me well?
A sweetly-scented angel fell.
She laid her head upon my disbelief
and bathed me with her ever-smile.

And with a howl across the sand
I go escorted by a band of gentlemen in leather bound
NO-ONE (but someone to be found).

iv. A Re-Assuring Tune (instr.)

v. Memory Bank
All along the icy wastes there are faces smiling in the gloom.
Roll up roll down, Feeling unwound? Step into the viewing room.
The cameras were all around. We've got you taped; you're in the play.

Here's your I.D. (Ideal for identifying one and all.)
Invest your life in the memory bank; ours the interest and we thank you.

The ice-cream lady wets her drawers, to see you in the passion play.

Take the prize for instant pleasure, captain of the cricket team
public speaking in all weathers, a knighthood from a queen.

vi. Best Friends
All of your best friends' telephones never cooled from the heat of your hand.
from your hand.....

There's a line in a front-page story, thirteen horses that also ran.
also ran.....

Climb in your old umbrella. Does it have a nasty tear in the dome?
in the dome.....

But the rain only gets in sometimes and the sun never leaves you alone,
you alone.....
you alone.....
you alone.....
you alone.....

vii. Critique Oblique
Lover of the black and white it's your first night.
The Passion Play, goes all the way, spoils your insight.
Tell me how the baby's made, how the lady's laid,
why the old dog howls in sadness.

[Spoken:]And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George, who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

[Sung:] The examining body examined her body.

Actor of the low IQ, let's hear your view.
Peek at the lines upon your sleeves since your memory won't do.
Tell me: how the baby's graded, how the lady's faded,
why the old dogs howl with madness.

All of this and some of that's the only way to skin the cat.
And now you've lost a skin or two, you're for us and we for you.
The dressing room is right behind, We've got you taped, you're in the play.
How does it feel to be in the play?
How does it feel to play the play?
How does it feel to be the play?

Man of passion rise again, we won't cross you out:
for we do love you like a son, of that there's no doubt.
Tell us: is it you who are here for our good cheer?
Or are we here for the glory, for the story, for the gory satisfaction
of telling you how absolutely awful you really are?

There was a rush along the Fulham Road.
There was a hush in the Passion Play. [/i]

viii. Forest Dance #1 (instr.)

ix. The Story of the Hare Who Lost His Spectacles
[Spoken:]This is the story of the hare who lost his spectacles!

Owl loved to rest quietly whilst no one was watching. Sitting on a fence one day, he was surprised when suddenly a kangaroo ran close by. Now this may not seem strange, but when Owl overheard Kangaroo whisper to no one in particular, "The hare has lost his spectacles," well, he began to wonder.

Presently, the moon appeared from behind a cloud and there, lying on the grass was hare. In the stream that flowed by the grass a newt. And sitting astride a twig of a bush a bee.

Ostensibly motionless, the hare was trembling with excitement, for without his spectacles he was completely helpless. Where were his spectacles? Could someone have stolen them? Had he mislaid them? What was he to do?

Bee wanted to help, and thinking he had the answer began, "You probably ate them thinking they were a carrot." "No!" interrupted Owl, who was wise. "I have good eye-sight, insight, and foresight. How could an intelligent hare make such a silly mistake?" But all this time, Owl had been sitting on the fence, scowling!

Kangaroo were hopping mad at this sort of talk. She thought herself far superior in intelligence to the others. She was their leader, their guru. She had the answer: "Hare, you must go in search of the optician." But then she realized that Hare was completely helpless without his spectacles. And so, Kangaroo loudly proclaimed, "I can't send Hare in search of anything!"

"You can guru, you can!" shouted Newt. "You can send him with Owl." But Owl had gone to sleep. Newt knew too much to be stopped by so small a problem. "You can take him in your pouch." But alas, Hare was much too big to fit into Kangaroo's pouch.

All this time, it had been quite plain to hare that the others knew nothing about spectacles.

[Sung:] As for all their tempting ideas, well Hare didn't care.

The lost spectacles were his own affair.

And after all, Hare did have a spare a-pair. A-pair.

x. Forest Dance #2 (instr.)

xi. The Foot of Our Stairs
We sleep by the ever-bright hole in the door,
eat in the corner, talk to the floor,
cheating the spiders who come to say "Please",
(politely). They bend at the knees.
Well, I'll go to the foot of our stairs.

Old gentlemen talk of when they were young
of ladies lost and erring sons.
Lace-covered dandies revel (with friends)
pure as the truth, tied at both ends.
Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs.

Scented cathedral spire pointed down.
We pray for souls in Kentish Town.
A delicate hush the gods, floating by
wishing us well, pie in the sky.
God of ages, Lord of Time, mine is the right to be wrong.
Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs.

Jack rabbit mister spawn a new breed
of love-hungry pilgrims (no bodies to feed).
Show me a good man and I'll show you the door.
The last hymn is sung and the devil cries "More."

Show me the gypsy, the chain's weakest link
And I'll throw in the towel and all you can drink.
That he's down on his knees his luck and his heels
Let me pass you the bottle and see how it feels.

The rolicking hero has won all his wars
Left only with memories that threw from his horse
Let him join in the party and share in the fun
While the bomb in his pocket blots out the sun.

Well, I'm all for leaving and that being done,
I've put in a request to take up my turn
in that forsaken paradise that calls itself "Hell"
where no-one has nothing and nothing is well-

-Meaning fool, pick up thy bed and rise
up from your gloom smiling.
Give me your hate and do as the loving heathen do.

xii. Overseer Overture
Colours I've none, dark or light, red, white or blue.
Cold is my touch (freezing).
Summoned by name - I am the overseer over you.

Given this command to watch o'er our miserable sphere.
Fallen from grace, called on to bring sun or rain.
Occasional corn from my oversight grew.

Fell with mine angels from a far better place,
offering services for the saving of face.
Now you're here, you may as well admire
all whom living has retired from the benign reconciliation.

Legends were born surrounding mysterious lights
seen in the sky (flashing).
I just lit a f@g then took my leave in the blink of an eye.

Passionate play join round the maypole in dance
(primitive rite) (wrongly).
Summoned by name I am the overseer over you.

xiii. Flight From Lucifer
Flee the icy Lucifer. Oh he's an awful fellow!
What a mistake! I didn't take a feather from his pillow.

Here's the everlasting rub... neither am I good or bad.
I'd give up my halo for a horn and the horn for the hat I once had.

I'm only breathing. There's life on my ceiling.
The flies there are sleeping quietly.

Twist my right arm in the dark.
I would give two or three for
one of those days that never made
impressions on the old score.

I would gladly be a dog barking up the wrong tree.
Everyone's saved we're in the grave.
See you there for afternoon tea.

Time for awaking the tea lady's making
a brew-up and baking new bread.

Pick me up at half past none
there's not a moment to lose.
There is the train on which I came.
On the platform are my old shoes.

Station master rings his bell.
Whistles blow and flags wave.
A little of what you fancy does you good (Or so it should).

I thank everybody
for making me welcome.
I'd stay but my wings have just dropped off.

xiv. 10.08 To Paddington (Instr.)

xv. Magus Perde
Hail! Son of kings make the ever-dying sign
cross your fingers in the sky for those about to BE.
There am I waiting along the sand.
Cast your sweet spell upon the land and sea.

Magus Perde, take your hand from off the chain.
Loose a wish to still, the rain, the storm about to BE.
Here am I (voyager into life).
Tough are the soles that tread the knife's edge.

Break the circle,stretch the line, call upon the devil.
Bring the gods, the gods' own fire
In the conflict revel.

The passengers upon the ferry crossing, waiting to be born,
renew the pledge of life's long song rise to the reveille horn.
Animals queueing at the gate that stands upon the shore
breathe the ever-burning fire that guards the ever-door.

Man - son of man - buy the flame of ever-life
(yours to breathe and breath the pain of living)... living BE!
Here am I! Roll the stone away
from the dark into ever-day.

xvi. Epilogue
There was a rush along the Fulham Road
into the Ever-passion Play.

(c)1973 Chrysalis Music; lyrics by Ian Anderson, John Evans, and Jeffrey Hammond.

Scarab Sages

Old Godzilla was hoppin' around,
Tokyo City like a big playground,
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade,
And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade,
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack,
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq,
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu,
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue,
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal,
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile,
But before he could make it back to the Batcave,
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave,
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat,
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat,
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away,
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day!

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!
Good guys, bad guys and explosions
As far as the eye can see!
And only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be?
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime,
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime,
Then Shaq came back covered in a tire track,
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back,
And Batman was injured and trying to get steady,
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete,
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped,
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip,
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind,
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find,
Because Batman stole it, and he shot and he missed,
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist,
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault,
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole-vault
Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air,
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare!
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!

Good guys, bad guys and explosions
As far as the eye can see!
And only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be?
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus,
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris,
Who delivered a kick,
Which could shatter bones,
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones,
Who fell over on the ground,
Writhing in pain,
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne.
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise,
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs.

Then Gandalf the Grey,
And Gandalf the White,
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,
And Benito Mussolini,
And the Blue Meanie,
And Cowboy Curtis,
And Jambi the Genie,
Robocop,
Terminator,
Captain Kirk and Darth Vader,
Lo Pan,
Superman,
Every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock,
The Rock,
Doc Ock,
And Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast,
And they kicked Chuck Norris and his cowboy ass!
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw,
With civilians looking on in total awe!

The fight raged on for a century,
Many lives were claimed but eventually,
The champion stood,
The rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater.

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!
Good guys, bad guys and explosions,
As far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be,
This is the ultimate showdown!
(this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown!
(this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
of ultimate destiny!


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high tension wires down

Helpless people on a subway train
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town

Oh no, they say he's got to go!
Go go Godzilla!
Oh no, there goes Tokyo!
Go go Godzilla!

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high tension wires down

Helpless people on a subway train
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town

Oh no, they say he's got to go!
Go go Godzilla!
Oh no, there goes Tokyo!
Go go Godzilla!

History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men!

Grand Lodge

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree, I really look good in black...fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's as primitive as can be

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish paradise


This mailbox is mine
And this triagonal sign
That blue balloon
The month of June
They're mine, mine, mine, mine, mine

Ziggy's sweets are mine
That birdie's tweets are mine
The city streets
Both your feet
They're all emphatically mine

It all belongs to me
Everything that I see
North, south, east and west
I caress it, 'cause I possess it
I'm Stingy and it's mine

[instrumental break]

And this instrumental break is -also- mine

The floor and ceiling are mine
All your feelings are mine
You always knew it
That's all there is to it
It's mine, mine, mine, mine, mine

That's what I said
It's mine

Grand Lodge

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Fire up that loud
Another round of shots

Turn down for what? [x5]

Fire up that loud
Another round of shots

Turn down for what? [x5]

Fire up that loud
Another round of shots [x4]

Turn down for what? [x5]

Scarab Sages

Last call for alcohol.
Last call for your freedom of speech.
Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law.
Don't forget our house special, it's called a Trickie Dickie Screwdriver.
It's got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid,
and a jigger of formaldehyde
from the jar with Hitler's brain in it we got in the back storeroom.
Happy trails to you. Happy trails to you.

I am Emperor Ronald Reagan
Born again with fascist cravings
Still, you made me president

Human rights will soon go 'way
I am now your Shah today
Now I command all of you
Now you're going to pray in school
I'll make sure they're Christian too

California Uber alles
Uber alles California

Ku Klux Klan will control you
Still you think it's natural
N$#*%* knockin' for the master race
Still you wear the happy face

You closed your eyes, can't happen here
Alexander Haig is near
Vietnam won't come back you say
Join the army or you will pay

California Uber alles
Uber alles California

Yeah, that's it. Just relax.
Have another drink, few more pretzels, little more MSG.
Turn on those Dallas Cowboys on your TV.
Lock your doors. Close your mind.
It's time for the two-minute warning.

Welcome to 1984
Are you ready for the third world war?!?
You too will meet the secret police
They'll draft you and they'll jail your niece

You'll go quitely to boot camp
They'll shoot you dead, make you a man
Don't you worry, it's for a cause
Feeding global corporations' claws

Die on our brand new poison gas
El Salvador or Afghanistan
Making money for President Reagan
And all the friends of President Reagan

California Uber alles
Uber alles California

RPG Superstar 2009 Top 16

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Just your average clone wrote:

Fire up that loud

Another round of shots

Turn down for what? [x5]

Fire up that loud
Another round of shots

Turn down for what? [x5]

Fire up that loud
Another round of shots [x4]

Turn down for what? [x5]

The least words in a hit song ever!

RPG Superstar 2009 Top 16

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I don't like staying at home
When the moon is bleeding red
Woke up stoned in the backseat
From a dream where my teeth fell out of my head

Cut it up, cut it up, yeah
Everybody's on something here
My godsend chemical best friend
Skeleton whispering in my ear

Walk with me to the end
Stare with me into the abyss
Do you feel like letting go?
I wonder how far down it is

Nothing is fun
Not like before
You don't get me high anymore
Used to take one
Now it's takes four
You don't get me high anymore

Runnin' through emergency rooms
Spinning wheels and ceiling fans
My hand shake cellophane landscape
Mannequin (fakin' it) the best I can.

It's Cadillac, Cadillac red
No hands on the steering wheel
I'm crashing this save-a-ho
Puppet show
UFO
Obliterate the way I feel

Walk with me to the end
Stare with me into the abyss
Do you feel like letting go?
I wonder how far down it is

Nothing is fun
Not like before
You don't get me high anymore
Used to take one
Now it's takes four
You don't get me high anymore
You don't get me high anymore
You don't get me high anymore

Walk with me to the end
Stare with me into the abyss
Do you feel like letting go?
I wonder how far down it is

Nothing is fun
Not like before
You don't get me high anymore
Used to take one
Now it's takes four
You don't get me high anymore

(high anymore)
(you don't get me, you don't get me high anymore)
You don't get me high anymore
(high anymore)
(you don't get me, you don't get me high anymore)
You don't get me high anymore

High Anymore - Phantagram (though I prefer the Three Days Grace cover)


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I'm cramped
I'm cramped.

I'm cramped
I'm cramped.

I'm cramped
I'm cramped.

I'm cramped
I'm cramped.

I'm cramped
I'm cramped.

Grand Lodge

Eoghnved wrote:

I'm cramped

I'm cramped.

I'm cramped
I'm cramped.

I'm cramped
I'm cramped.

I'm cramped
I'm cramped.

I'm cramped
I'm cramped.

Lol wut?

Grand Lodge

Look alive, sunshine
One-oh-nine in the sky
But the pigs won't quit

You're here with me: Doctor Death-Defy
I'll be your surgeon, your proctor, your helicopter

Pumpin' out the slaughter-matic sounds
To keep you live
A system failure for the masses
Anti-matter for the master-plan

Louder than God's revolver
And twice as shiny

This one's for all you rock and rollers
All you crash queens and motor babies
Listen up!

The future is bulletproof
The aftermath is secondary
It's time to do it now and do it loud
Killjoys
Make some noise

(na, na, na...)

Drugs, gimme drugs, gimme drugs
I don't need it, but I'll sell what you got
Take the cash and I'll keep it

Eight legs to the wall
Hit the gas, kill them all
And we crawl, and we crawl, and we crawl
You be my detonator

Love, gimme love, gimme love
I don't need it, but I'll take what I want from your heart
And I'll keep it in a bag, in a box
Put an X on the floor

Gimme more, gimme more, gimme more
Shut up and sing it with me

(na, na, na...)

From mall security

(na, na, na...)

To every anime

(na, na, na...)

We're on your property

(na, na, na...)

Standing in V formation

(na, na, na...)

Let's blow an artery
Eat plastic surgery
Keep your apology
Give us more detonation

(More! Gimme more! Gimme more!)

Oh, let me tell you 'bout the sad man
Shut up and let me see your jazz hands
Remember when you were a madman
Thought you was Batman
And hit the party with a gas can
Kiss me you animal

(na, na, na...)

You run the company

(na, na, na...)

F*** like a Kennedy

(na, na, na...)

I think we'd rather be

(na, na, na...)

Burning your information

(na, na, na...)

Let's blow an artery

(na, na, na...)

Eat plastic surgery

(na, na, na...)

Keep your apology

(na, na, na...)

Give us more detonation

(na, na, na...)

And right here
Right now
All the way in Battery City
The little children
Raise their open filthy palms
Like tiny daggers up to heaven
And all the juvee halls
And the Ritalin rats
Ask angels made from neon
And f****** garbage
Scream out, "What will save us?"
And the sky opened up

Everybody wants to change the world
Everybody wants to change the world
But no one, no one wants to die
Wanna try, wanna try, wanna try
Wanna try, wanna try, now
I'll be your detonator

(na, na, na...)

Make no apology

(na, na, na...)

It's death or victory

(na, na, na...)

On my authority

(na, na, na...)

Crash and burn

(na, na, na...)

Young and loaded

(na, na, na...)

Drop like a bullet shell

(na, na, na...)

Dress like a sleeper cell

(na, na, na...)

I'd rather go to hell
Than be in purgatory
Cut my hair
Gag and bore me
Pull this pin
Let this world explode

RPG Superstar 2009 Top 16

Recollect me darling, raise me to your lips
Two undernourished egos, four rotating hips
Hold on to me tightly, I'm a sliding scale
Can't endure, then you can inhale clearly
Out of body experience interferes
And dreams of flying, I fit nearly
Surrounds me, though I get lonely slowly

Moving up slowly, inertia keeps
She's moving up slowly, slowly
Moving up slowly, inertia creeps
Moving up slowly, she comes
Moving up slowly, she comes
Moving up slowly, inertia creeps
Moving up slowly, she comes
Moving up slowly, she comes, moving up slowly

In my home no chrome as clear as
See me now with my nearest dearest
Been there when I'm over careering
Room shifting is endearing
Between us is our kitchen
Would you found my irritant's itching
Been here before
Been here forever

Moving up slowly, inertia keeps
Moving up slowly, inertia creeps
Moving up slowly, inertia keeps
Moving up slowly, she comes
Moving up slowly, moving up slowly
She comes, moving up slowly
Inertia creeps, moving up slowly

She comes
There be no sound in my eidertown
Awake I lie in a morning's blue
Room is still my antenna in you
Nylon burns the bedspread with two
Gravity's zero see me stall
I bounce off walls lose my footing and fall
It can be sweet though incomplete though
And the frames will freeze
See me on all four's
It's been a long time

She comes, she comes

I want to x you, she comes
I want to x you, she comes

I caught your radio waves
I caught your radio waves
Will you take a string
Say you string me along
Say you string me along
Say inertia creeps
Inertia creeps and she comes
Say she comes, say she comes
Say she comes, say she comes

Inertia Creeps- Massive attack (sexiest damn song ever. Trust me go listen to the rhythm of it.)


Steven: Life and death
And love and birth
And peace and war
On the planet Earth

Steven: Is there anything that's worth more
Than peace and love on the planet Earth
A-woah-o

Steven: Come on and sing it with me!
Peridot: (Sing?)
Steven: The words relate to the key
Peridot: (Key?)
Steven: If it's a pattern
If it's a pattern
Then just repeat after me!

Steven: Life and death
And love and birth
Peridot, uncertain: (Life and death
and love and birth)
Steven: We're using mi, fa-mi, fa-mi, fa-mi-ti-la
Both: And peace and war
On the planet Earth

Steven: Yes, yes, that's it!
Peridot: That's so easy.
Steven: Yeah, but that's what's fun about it! You should write something, you should write a song!
Peridot: About what?
Steven: Whatever you're thinking!

Peridot: I guess we're already here
I guess we already know
We've all got something to fear
We've all got nowhere to go
I think you're all INSANE!
But I guess I am too
Anybody would be if they were stuck on Earth with you!

Steven, laughing: Yes!
Life and death
And love and birth and
Amethyst: Life and death
And love and birth and
Pearl: Life and death
And love and birth
And peace and war
On the planet Earth
Garnet: Is there anything that's worth more?
Steven: Is there anything that's worth more?
Peridot: Is there anything that's worth more
Than peace and love on the planet Earth?

Peace and War (On the Planet Earth)


STEPHEN LYNCH LYRICS
Play "D&D (2005 Bonus Ver…"
on Amazon Music
"D&D (2005 Bonus Version)"

Now this is about a guy you might remember from high school

[Lynch:] Harmonica.
[Teich:] [imitates harmonica]

[Lynch:] More harmonica.
[Teich:] [imitates harmonica]

[Lynch:] [after a pause] Bassoon.
[Teich:] And you're a c~$$++##@*.
[Lynch:] Thank you.

[Lynch:] I got my 12-sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew.
My friends are comin' over to my mom's basement, bringin' Funyuns and Mountain Dew.
[Teich:] I got a big broadsword made outta cardboard, and the stereo's a-pumpin' Zeppelin
[Lynch:] [in falsetto] Whole lotta love
[Teich:] It's that time of the night, we turn on the black light,
[Both:] Let the Dungeons and the Dragons begin IT'S D&D!
[Teich:] Fightin' with the legends of yore.
[Both:] IT'S D&D!
[Teich:] Never kissed a lady before.
[Lynch:] Nope.
[Both:] Whoo!

[Lynch:] Play us a little gui-tar, Teichy, come on.
[Teich:] [picks up a small guitar and, after a long pause, plucks one string] Did you see that?
[Lynch:] Yeah!

[Lynch:] Now the Lord of the Rings, the Dark Crystal and things, we use these as a reference tool,
[Teich:] And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes, WE'RE THE COOLEST KIDS IN THE SCHOOL!
[Lynch:] [under his breath] No we're not.
[Teich:] [also under his breath] I know.
[Lynch:] Now Teich's a real bastard, but a fair dungeon master; he's got hit points and charisma to lend,
[Teich:] And I rehearse in my room, or what I call the dragon's tomb, when I'm not out with my girl friend.
[Both:] It's D&D!

[Teich keeps singing, but Lynch stops short]
[Lynch:] Oh hold on, I'm sorry, hold on one second. Dude, come on.
[Teich:] What?
[Lynch:] Seriously!
[Teich:] What?
[Lynch:] You got a f@!@in' girlfriend? "Dungeon Master"?
[Teich:] Yeah, all right, I do, I have a girlfriend. I do! I have a girlfriend ... ahhhh, I don't have a girlfriend.

[Both:] It's D&D!
[Lynch:] Summoning the demons of hell,
[Both:] It's D&D!
[Teich:] When our shift ends at the Taco Bell.

[Lynch's brother Drew comes onstage]

[Lynch:] Well, my medieval brother, there's room here for another, would you care to take a roll of the die?
[Drew:] Now listen to my words, you guys are f+@%ing nerds, I'd rather stick that sword in my eye!
[Lynch:] Wow!
[Drew:] You're not a warrior strong! Your f@*%ing wand is a bong! There's no such thing as a gnome or a sprite!
[Both:] We put a spell on thee!
[Drew:] [laughing] You guys are too much for me, ha ha ha ...
[Both:] [after a long pause to glare at him] That's what your mama said last night.
[All:] It's D&D!
[Lynch:] Warriors who terrify
[All:] It's D&D!

[All:] Virgins till the day we-e-e-e-e-eeeee-AH
[all freakiness ensues]

[Lynch:] 1, 2, F(censored) YOU!
[All:] DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!


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Mark Thomas 66 wrote:


Inertia Creeps- Massive attack (sexiest damn song ever. Trust me go listen to the rhythm of it.)

I had all but forgotten this song, thanks for reminding me! It is a great song.


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Maha Kali, dark mother dance for me
Let the purity of your nakedness awaken me
Yours are the fires of deliverance which shall bring me bliss
Yours is the cruel sword which shall set my spirit free

Devourer of life and death who rule beyond time
In thy name I shall fulfil my destiny divine
Maha Kali, formless one, destroyer of illusion
Your songs forever sung, the tunes of dissolution

Kalika, black tongue of fire, embrace me
Make me one with your power for all eternity
Awaken within me the reflection of your flame
Kiss me with your bloody lips and drive me insane

Jai Kalika! Jai Kali!
Make me one with your power for all eternity
Maha Kali come to me

Smashana Kali, I burn myself for thee
I cut my own throat in obscene ecstasy
I make love to abominations, embrace pain and misery
Until my heart becomes the burning ground and Kali comes to me

O dark mother, hear me calling thee
Mahapralaya, bring to me
Through all illusions I shall see
I shall cremate this world and set my essence free

Jai Kalika! Jai Kali!
Without fear I will dance with death and misery
Maha Kali, come to me

"O Kali, thou art fond of cremation grounds
So I have turned my heart into one, that thou may dance there unceasingly.
O mother, I have no other fond desire in my heart.
Fire of a funeral pyre is burning there."

[Female voice:]
Jai Maha Kali, Jai Ma Kalika
Jai Maha Kali, Jai Ma Kalika
Kali Mata, namo nama
Kali Mata, namo nama

Jai Kalika! Jai Kali!
At your left hand for endless victory
Maha Kali, come to me

Jai Kalika! Jai Kali!
Mahapralaya will set our spirits free
Maha Kali, come to me


WagnerSika wrote:

Maha Kali, dark mother dance for me

Sit still in the cold of February,

Hold my hand in the cemetery, and you'll be safe
I know that this is only temporary,
And I don't think that it's helping anything
It's all fun and games until someone gets f#@*ed up,
This will end in tears, I could never be enough for you,
Count my blessings on one hand and my curses on the other,
Let you slip between my fingers, hide away until the summer

Kali Ma lean over me, rip your hand into my chest,
Pull out my beating heart for the world to see,
Then send me down to hell
You ignore my pleas, Indiana couldn't save me,
So I guess I'll save myself

We hopped from bench to bench, in the middle of our town
Where the streetlights hit your eyes, and then the tears came falling down
The love that you confessed, a product of your loneliness,
I see right through you, but what do I do?
Of course I fall for it, just like I did when I was 16
Such a fool for you, did you ever even miss me? Doubt it

Kali Ma lean over me, rip your hand into my chest,
Pull out my beating heart for the world to see,
Then send me down to hell
You ignore my pleas, Indiana couldn't save me,
So I guess I'll save myself

Kali Ma lean over me, rip your hand into my chest,
Pull out my beating heart for the world to see,
Oh won't you go to hell

You're gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory,
Maybe I, maybe I will, but not today


When I was only eight years old, the counselor said to me
"I'm gonna give you a little secret that'll help you grow up to be happy
"Sit down at the table, and make yourself a list
"Write down every little thing that you do the best"

Well, this is what I came up with:

I'm really good at drinking and I'm great at being depressed
And I'm the guy to talk to if you want to find pictures of celebrities' breasts
I'm the king at bailing on the plans that I make with my friends
And I'm great at writing letters that I never remember to send

Oh, I'm the best at what I do, but what I do ain't very nice
I'm relatively certain I'll be alone most of my life
That suits me alright, yeah that's OK
You don't gotta tell me where to go, 'cause I'm heading there anyway

Well, I really am stupendous at never saying what I mean
And I'm so g+@~%#n awesome at not being able to see
Well you know I don't think that that lady was a very good therapist
'Cause every time I think about these things, I feel like s#*@

But I'm the best at what I do, but what I do ain't very nice
So I'm relatively certain I'll be alone most of my life
That suits me alright, yeah that's OK
You don't gotta tell me where to go, 'cause I'm heading there anyway

No, you don't gotta tell me where to go, 'cause I'm heading there anyway
You don't gotta tell me to go to Hell, 'cause I'm already there

Scarab Sages

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I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night when I walked into my bathroom
I stepped in a big pile of
SHAVING CREAM! Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen!

I think I'll break off with my girlfriend
Her antics are queer I'll admit
Each time I say, "Darling, I love you"
She tells me that I'm full of
SHAVING CREAM! Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen!

Our baby fell out of the window
You'd think that her head would be split
But good luck was with her that morning
She fell in a barrel of
SHAVING CREAM! Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen!

An old lady died in a bathtub
She died from a terrible fit
In order to fulfill her wishes
She was buried in six feet of
SHAVING CREAM! Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen!

When I was in France with the army
One day I looked into my kit
I thought I would find me a sandwich
But the darn thing was loaded with
SHAVING CREAM! Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen!

And now, folks, my story is ended
I think it is time I should quit
If any of you feel offended
Stick your head in a barrel of....


Workin' on a laptop, close to the end
Of a job I've been doin' since half past ten
I don't believe that it's frozen again
The system has gone down-o, down-o, down-o
I don't believe that it's frozen again, the system has gone down-o

So I took it down to the help desk guy
I said, "Make it better, or I'm gonna cry"
He said, "I'm sorry, your computer has died
The data can no longer be found-o, found-o, found-o"
He said, "I'm sorry, your computer has died, the data can no longer be found-o"

To the roof with the laptop I did go
Over to the edge and I gave it a throw
And when it arrived seven stories below
It really made a mighty fine sound-o, sound-o, sound-o
When it arrived seven stories below, it really made a mighty fine sound-o

Well, that didn't do enough to ease my pain
So I went down to Dulles and I got on a plane
Sayin', "This is all Billy Gates's fault
I'm gonna be trackin' him down-o, down-o, down-o
This is all Billy Gates's fault, I'm gonna be trackin' him down-o"

Touched down in Seattle and got off the plane
Hit Starbucks to get out of the rain
Paid all o' my dough for a thimble o' joe
Full o' foam and the cinnamon brown-o, brown-o, brown-o
All o' my dough for a thimble o' joe full o' foam and the cinnamon brown-o

When the Gates found out about my plan
He packed up a bag, turned tail and ran
Megalo-man took it out on the lam
And hid way underground-o, ground-o, ground-o
Megalo-man took it out on the lam and hid way underground-o

Well, the Gates been a'runnin' ever since that day
Thinks he can hide but he can't get away
When I finally find his little skinny behind
Gonna kick it all over this town-o, town-o, town-o
Finally find his little skinny behind, gonna kick it all over this town


I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

SHAVING CREAM! Be nice and clean

Shave every day and you'll always look keen!

Linked for everyone who hasn't yet heard this gem of a song.


Eoghnved wrote:

Workin' on a laptop, close to the end

Of a job I've been doin' since half past ten...

Reminds me of one of Stan Rogers' less-serious tunes:

Well I rise up every morning at a quarter to eight
Some woman who's my wife tells me not to be late
I kiss the kids goodbye, can't remember their names
Week after week, it's always the same

And it's oh boys, can't you code it, program it right
Nothing ever happens in this life of mine
I'm haulin' up the data on the Xerox line

Then it's coding the data, give the keyboard a punch
Then cross-correlate, and I break for some lunch
Correlate, tabulate, process, and screen
Program, print out, regress to the mean

And it's oh boys, can't you code it, program it right
Nothing ever happens in this life of mine
I'm haulin' up the data on the Xerox line

Yeah, then it's home again, eat again, watch some TV
Make love to my woman at ten fifty-three
I dream the same dream when I'm sleepin' at night
I'm soaring over hills like an eagle in flight

And it's oh boys, can't you code it, program it right
Nothing ever happens in this life of mine
I'm haulin' up the data on the Xerox line

Some day I'm gonna give up all the buttons and things
I'll punch that time clock 'til it can't ring
Burn up my necktie and set myself free
'Cause no one's gonna fold, bend, or mutilate me

And it's oh boys, can't you code it, program it right
Nothing ever happens in this life of mine
I'm haulin' up the data on the Xerox line
And it's oh boys, can't you code it, program it right
Nothing ever happens in this life of mine
I'm haulin' up the data on the Xerox line


Eoghnved wrote:

The system has gone down-o, down-o, down-o

I don't believe that it's frozen again, the system has gone down-o

Linked


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"Jack Sparrow"
(feat. Michael Bolton)

[Secretary:] Guys, Michael Bolton is here

[The Lonely Island:] Oh Great, send him in.

[Michael Bolton:] Hey guys.

[The Lonely Island:] Hey, hi, thanks for coming

[Michael Bolton:]
Sorry I'm late, I got caught up watching a Pirates of the Caribbean marathon. Have you seen those things?

[The Lonely Island:] Oh yeah, yeah, those are, those are great.

[Michael Bolton:]
Well, I checked out the track and I loved it. And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think you're gonna really dig.

[The Lonely Island:]
Oh wow that's great, awesome. Should we just lay it down?

[Michael Bolton:] Boys, let's get to it.

(Here we go.)

Ungh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton
{Yeaaahh!}
(The night starts now)
Together on the track, the boys are back
(The night starts now)
Night starts now baby roll with us, chicks are snapping at the neck when we rollin' up.
{Rollin' up}
Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' up
{Yeah}
Black card at the bar like I gives a f*#&.
{Come on}
Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, f#%& the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet
{Yeah yeah}
Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.

{This is the tale of captain Jack Sparrow, pirate so brave on the seven seas}
What?
{A mystical quest to the Isle of Tortuga, raven locks sway on the ocean's breeze}

Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club
Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love
{Kiera Knightley}
Motherf~$#ing ice-man, I'm the top gunner
Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner
{Jack Sparrow}
Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy",
More like the "meet ya take you home and f#*+ you twice guy"
{Yeah Yeah!}
All dressed up with nowhere to run,
And now I make you feel crazy with the-

{Now back to the good part
From the day he was born, he yearned for adventure}
(No!)
{Old captain Jack giving them what for.
He's the pauper of the surf}
(Uh huh)
{The Jester of Tortuga}
(Oh God)
{But in Davy Jones' locker what lies in store?}
(Yeah, we've seen the movie)

Put your hands in the air and say hell yeah, come on
{Captain Jack}
What?
{Johnny Depp}
No
From the front to the back say we count stacks come on
{Davy Jones}
Nope
{Giant Squid}
Wrong
Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up

{Roger that let me try it with another film}
Wait-

{Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump}
(Not better)
{Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, I give jenny all my love}
(Come on!)
{Ok then I'm a legal aid, Erin Brockovich is my name}
(Nooo, God)
{Then you can call me scarface, snortin' mountains of cocaine}
(Close enough)
{You cockroaches wanna play rough? Okay, I'm reloaded}

{This is the tale of Tony Montana}
(This is the tale)
{Cubano flame, with the Miami nuts}
(Take it home!)
{Got a basehead wife, but her womb is polluted this whole town's a pussy, just waiting to get f~*~ed! (Just waiting to get f!@%ed!)}

Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
{You complete me!}
(Yup, yeah, ok...?)

Silver Crusade

Pathfinder Comics Subscriber; Pathfinder Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Modules, Roleplaying Game, Tales Subscriber

I think I need help
I'm drowning in myself

Did someone turn the lights out
Or is it just another dark cloud in my head?
Cause I'm cut deep, my heart won't beat
Deep down low it's killing me
If I wanna scratch out yesterday
I've got so much I need to say
(I've got so much I need to say)

I think I need help
Cause I'm drowning in myself
It's sinking in, I can't pretend
That I ain't been through hell
I think I need help
I'm drowning in myself

They're preying on my weakness
Believe it
I'm thinking to myself "No not again"
And I won't keep listening
When temptations creeping in
If I wanna make it another day
I've got so much I need to say
(I've got so much I need to say)

I think I need help
Cause I'm drowning in myself
It's sinking in, I can't pretend
That I ain't been through hell
I think I need help
I'm drowning in myself

(I'm drowning in myself)

I think I need help
Cause I've put myself through hell

I think I need help
Cause I'm drowning in myself
It's sinking in, I can't pretend
That I ain't been through hell
I think I need help

I think I need help
I think I need help


Have you cried yourself to sleep
Have you felt this incomplete
Have you ever cut yourself so deep to see if you still bleed
Do you ever feel wanted
Do you ever feel needed
Do you ever feel happy
Or are you just like me

I'm hanging by a thread, a rope, the noose around my neck
I choke, cuz every time I'm fallin love falls out of me
I'm hardened like a rock, a stone, the brick inside my chest
Alone cuz every time I'm fallin love falls out of me
Love falls out of me

Have you ever wished for death
And prayed all night for your last breath
Have you ever wanted to forget the feeling of your dreams
Because I never feel wanted
And I never feel needed
And I'll never be happy
But I guess that's just me

I'm hanging by a thread, a rope, the noose around my neck
I choke, cuz every time I'm fallin love falls out of me
I'm hardened like a rock, a stone, the brick inside my chest
Alone cuz every time I'm fallin, love falls out of me

I'll never forget the day I died
Love memories frozen and denied
Flower of my heart withered and dried

I'm hanging by a thread, a rope, the noose around my neck
I choke, cuz every time I'm fallin love falls out of me
I'm hardened like a rock, a stone, the brick inside my chest
Alone cuz every time I'm fallin love falls out of me

I'm hanging by a thread, a rope, the noose around my neck
I choke, cuz every time I'm fallin love falls out of me
cuz every time I'm fallin love falls out of me
Love falls out of me


If you only knew the pain
The pain I keep inside
The pain that makes me "me"
Then without it who am I
In a room with broken walls
I lay in scene and dreams
I want you to see

I'm cold and white
I'm holding on
I'll try to breathe for you
I'm crying out
I'm singing loud
You could be all I need

And I'm losing my will
Just to hold you in
I'm giving up the hope
That you could have been the one
To save me from me
And now our lips will meet
and i'll taste their defeat
I'll give in this once

I'm cold and white
I'm holding on
I'll try to breathe for you
I'm crying out
I'm singing loud
You could be all I need

Still I know I'll carry on
Guide me through the life I lost
To find these faults in me...
To find these faults in me

I'm cold and white
I'm holding on
I'll try to breathe for you
I'm crying out
I'm singing loud
You could be all I need

I'm cold and white
I'm holding on
I'll try to breathe for you
I'm crying out
I'm singing loud
You could be all I need

To save me from me

Silver Crusade

Heard you're new in town
Want someone to show you round
Well no-one knows this place just quite like me
Well I don't hang with the crowd, where I go we're dressing down
I take you where the music plays for free

So don't rely on people you meet
Cos no-one is safe in these streets

I'm gonna take you out tonight
I'm gonna make you feel alright
I don't have a lot of money but we'll be fine
No I don't have a penny but I'll show you a good time
I'm gonna take you out tonight
I'm gonna make you feel alright
I don't have a lot of money but we'll be fine
No I don't have a penny but I'll show you a real good time

So what do you think so far
Is it all you're hoping for
Does it live up to your every dream
Or do we dissappoint
Well you made the choice
When you wake up can you hear the scream

So don't rely on people you meet
Cos no-one is safe in these streets

I'm gonna take you out tonight
I'm gonna make you feel alright
I don't have a lot of money but we'll be fine
No I don't have a penny but I'll show you a good time
I'm gonna take you out tonight
I'm gonna make you feel alright
I don't have a lot of money but we'll be fine
No I don't have a penny but I'll show you a real good time

Cos I know how it feels to be alone
When strangers only make you feel the cold
You never ever felt so far from home
You never felt so far from home

I'm gonna take you out tonight
I'm gonna make you feel alright
I don't have a lot of money but we'll be fine
No I don't have a penny but I'll show you a good time
I'm gonna take you out tonight
I'm gonna make you feel alright
I don't have a lot of money but we'll be fine
No I don't have a penny but I'll show you a real good time

I'm gonna take you out tonight
I'm gonna make you feel alright
I don't have a lot of money but we'll be fine
No I don't have a penny but I'll show you a good time
I'm gonna take you out tonight
I'm gonna make you feel alright
I don't have a lot of money but we'll be fine
No I don't have a penny but I'll show you a real good time

Grand Lodge

X Rated- Excision
------------------

X-plicit x-pert, the highly x-alted

I x-ercise dance floors, leave em x-hausted

X-ploring ape-x, sound x-pedition filled will x-cess demons, ya'll can bring the x-orcism

I x-ert stress when I x-port beats that x-ilerate the hard and x-terminate the weak

X-ecution level neXt, no way to x-plain it. I'm X-X-X, b****, TRIPLE X RATED!

[Repeat lines 1-5 one more time after two minutes and eighteen seconds of terrible dubstep]

Scarab Sages

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As the snow flies
On a cold and gray Chicago mornin'
A poor little baby child is born
In the ghetto (in the ghetto)

And his mama cries
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't need
It's another hungry mouth to feed
In the ghetto (in the ghetto)

People, don't you understand
The child needs a helping hand
Or he'll grow to be an angry young man some day?
Take a look at you and me
Are we too blind to see
Do we simply turn our heads, and look the other way?

Well, the world turns
And a hungry little boy with a runny nose
Plays in the street as the cold wind blows
In the ghetto (in the ghetto)

And his hunger burns
So he starts to roam the streets at night
And he learns how to steal, and he learns how to fight
In the ghetto (in the ghetto)

Then one night in desperation
The young man breaks away
He buys a gun, he steals a car
He tries to run, but he don't get far
And his mama cries

As a crowd gathers 'round an angry young man
Face down on the street with a gun in his hand
In the ghetto (in the ghetto)

And as her young man dies (in the ghetto)
On a cold and gray Chicago mornin'
Another little baby child is born
In the ghetto (in the ghetto)

And his mama cries (in the ghetto)
(In the ghetto)
(Aah-aah)



Artificial amateurs, aren't at all amazing
Analytically, I assault, animate things
Broken barriers bounded by the bomb beat
Buildings are broken, basically I'm bombarding
Casually create catastrophes, casualties
Canceling cats got their canopies collapsing
Detonate a dime of dank daily doing dough
Demonstrations, Don Dada on the down low
Eating other editors with each and every energetic
Epileptic episode, elevated etiquette
Furious fat fabulous fantastic
Flurries of funk felt feeding the fanatics
Gift got great global goods gone glorious
Getting godly in his game with the goriest
Hit 'em high, hella height, historical
Hey holocaust hints hear 'em holler at your homeboy
Imitators idolize, I intimidate
In an instant, I'll rise in an irate state
Juiced on my jams like jheri curls jocking joints
Justly, it's just me, writing my journals
Kindly I'm kindling all kinds of ink on
Karate kick type brits in my kingdom
Let me live a long life, lyrically lessons is
Learned lame louses just lose to my livery
My mind makes marvelous moves, masses
Marvel and move, many mock what I've mastered
Niggas nap knowing I'm nice naturally
Knack, never lack, make noise nationally
Operation, opposition, off not optional
Out of sight, out of mind, wide beaming opticals
Perfected poem, powerful punch lines
Pummeling petty powder puffs in my prime
Quite quaint quotes keep quiet it's Quantum
Quarrelers ain't got a quarter of what we got uh
Really raw raps, rising up rapidly
Riding the rushing radioactivity
Super scientifical sound search sought
Silencing super fire saps that are soft
Tales ten times talented, too tough
Take that, challengers, get a tune up
Universal, unique untouched
Unadulterated, the raw uncut
Verb vice lord victorious valid
Violate vibes that are vain make em vanished
While I'm all well what a wise wordsmith just
Weaving up words, weeded up on my work shift
Xerox, my X-radiation holes extra large
X-height letters, and xylophone tones
Yellow back, yak mouth, young ones yaws
Yesterday's lawn yard sell our yawn
Zig zag zombies, zoom in to the zenith
Zero in zen thoughts, overzealous rhyme ZEALOTS!...

Grand Lodge

Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry, be happy
In every life we have some trouble
But when you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy
Don't worry, be happy now

don't worry
(Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh) be happy
(Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh) don't worry, be happy
(Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh) don't worry
(Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh) be happy
(Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh) don't worry, be happy

Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don't worry, be happy
The landlord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, be happy

Oh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh don't worry, be happy
Here I give you my phone number, when you worry, call me, I make you happy, don't worry, be happy)
Don't worry, be happy
Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
Ain't got no gal to make you smile
Don't worry, be happy
'Cause when you worry your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
So don't worry, be happy

Don't worry, be happy now
(Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh) don't worry
(Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh) be happy
(Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh) don't worry, be happy
(Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh) don't worry
(Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh) be happy
(Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh) don't worry, be happy

Now there, is this song I wrote
I hope you learned note for note
Like good little children, don't worry, be happy
Now listen to what I said, in your life expect some trouble
When you worry you make it double
But don't worry, be happy, be happy now

don't worry
(Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh) be happy
(Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh) don't worry, be happy

don't worry
(Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh) be happy
(Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh) don't worry, be happy

don't worry, don't worry
(Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh) don't worry, don't do it, be happy
(Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh) put a smile in your face
(Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh) don't bring everybody down like this

don't worry
(Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh) it will soon pass, whatever it is
(Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh) don't worry, be happy
(Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh) I'm not worried, I'm happy


If I ever play a gunslinger, this is his theme song

The silence breaks the ground
A shadow is riding the horizon
An arcane man arrives to town
Remoresless and condemned
Tasted the snake's poison
Broken every bone
Felt a thousand gunshot wounds
But there's nothing that whiskey can't cure

Ride Through the crossfire
Ride Through the flames, like a predator in the night
The eagles fly into eternal sunset
The heroes die, dying for their pride

Awoken to heavy galloping
I heard the blasting whiplash
Eyes are filled with lust to kill
Beware, he's crying out your name
Now the time has come
When the Iron tears the heart
And the trumpets will ring loudly
As the stars are painted with blood

Blazing fire under the moon
Burning taste of lead
We'll ride forever
Cause' the Iron is stronger than death


Fans of MLP love this song now.

I am a chorus of the voices
That gather up the magnets
Set before me

I attract you and repel you
A science of the heart
And blood and meaning

The coldness of most beauties
Is a challenge that our youth
Must quickly conquer

There is no time for guilt
Or second guessing, second guessing
Based on feeling

I am the truth, the beauty
That causes you to cross
Your sacred boundaries

I have no morals
Some think me cheap
And someone who despises
The normalcy of heartbreak
The purity of love

But I worship the young
And just formed angel
Who sits upon the pin of lust
Everything else
Bores me

I want to see your suicide
I want to see you give it up
Your life of reason

I want you on the floor
And in a coffin your soul shaking
I want to have you doubting
Every meaning you've amassed
Like a fortune

Oh throw it away
For worship someone
Who actively despises you
For worship someone
Who actively despises you

I am the root
I am the progress
I'm the aggressor
I am the tablet
These ten stories

Worship
Worship

Pain and evil have their place
Sitting here beside me
I offer them to you as servants
Of the gold that you must give

Pain and evil have their place
Sitting here beside me
And I'll offer them, I offer them to you
As servants of the gold
That you must give to me

I want to see your suicide
I want to see you give it up, give it up
Your, your life of reason
I want to see you on the floor

And in a coffin, soul shaking
Soul shaking
I want to have you doubting
Every meaning you've amassed
Like a fortune, like a fortune
Throw it away

For worship of someone who actively despises you
Who actively despises you

I am the view
I am the table
I am the view
I am the table
I am all this
I am the root
The progress
The aggressor
I am the table
I am the ten stories
I am the table
I am [x5]


Dentist Song from Little Shop of Horrors

When I was young and just a bad little kid
My momma noticed funny things I did
Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun

I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
I'd find a pussy cat and bash its head
That's when my momma said

(What did she say?)
She said "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay"

You'll be a dentist
(Be a dentist)
You have a talent for causing things pain
(Pain)
Son, be a dentist
(Son, be a dentist)
People will pay you to be inhumane
(Inhumane)

Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist you'll be a success

[GIRLS]
Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque!
Watch him suck up that gas, oh my God
He is a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis De Sade?

[PATIENT]
Oh, that hurts, wait, I'm not numb

[SCRIVELLO]
Ehh, shut up, open wide, here I come

I am your dentist
(Goodness Gracious)
And I enjoy the career that I picked
(Love it)
I am your dentist
(Fitting braces)
And I get off on the pain I inflict
(You really love it)

I thrill when I drill a bicuspid
(Ooh, bicuspid)
It's swell, though they tell me I'm maladjusted
(Dentist)
And though it may 'cause my patients distress
(Distress)

Somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me
I know that my momma's proud of me
Oh, momma
'Cause I'm a dentist and a success

Say aah
(Ahh)
Say aah
(Ahh)
Say ahh
(Ahh)
Now spit

Songwriters
Menken Alan; Ashman Howard Elliott; Menken Alan Irwin

Published by
UNIVERSAL-GEFFEN MUSIC

Song Discussions is protected by U.S. Patent 9401941. Other patents pending.

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Silver Crusade

Sun is shinin' in the sky
There ain't a cloud in sight
It's stopped rainin' everybody's in a play
And don't you know
It's a beautiful new day, hey hey

Runnin' down the avenue
See how the sun shines brightly in the city
On the streets where once was pity
Mister blue sky is living here today, hey hey

Mister blue sky please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long (so long)
Where did we go wrong?

Mister blue sky please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long (so long)
Where did we go wrong?

Hey you with the pretty face
Welcome to the human race
A celebration, mister blue sky's up there waitin'
And today is the day we've waited for

Oh mister blue sky please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long (so long)
Where did we go wrong?

Hey there mister blue
We're so pleased to be with you
Look around see what you do
Everybody smiles at you

Hey there mister blue
We're so pleased to be with you
Look around see what you do
Everybody smiles at you

Mister blue sky, mister blue sky
Mister blue sky

Mister blue, you did it right
But soon comes mister night creepin' over
Now his hand is on your shoulder
Never mind I'll remember you this
I'll remember you this way

Mister blue sky please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long (so long)
Where did we go wrong?

Hey there mister blue
We're so pleased to be with you
Look around see what you do
Everybody smiles at you

Mister blue sky


The best music was made in the 80's...
Warning: probably NSFW video
"Relax"

Oh oh
Wee-ell-Now!

Relax don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
When you want to come

Relax don't do it
When you want to to go to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
Relax don't do it
When you want to suck to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
Come-oh oh oh

But shoot it in the right direction
Make making it your intention-ooh yeah
Live those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Got to hit me
Hit me
Hit me with those laser beams

I'm coming
I'm coming-yeah

Relax don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come

Relax don't do it
When you want to suck to it
Relax don't do it (love)
When you want to come
When you want to come
When you want to come
Come-huh

Get it up
The scene of love
Oh feel it

Relax
Higher higher

Hey-
Pray

Silver Crusade

Pathfinder Comics Subscriber; Pathfinder Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Modules, Roleplaying Game, Tales Subscriber

On a cobweb afternoon
In a room full of emptiness
By a freeway I confess
I was lost in the pages
Of a book full of death
Reading how we'll die alone
And if we're good, we'll lay to rest
Anywhere we want to go

In your house I long to be
Room by room patiently
I'll wait for you there
Like a stone
I'll wait for you there
Alone

On my deathbed I will pray
To the gods and the angels
Like a pagan to anyone
Who will take me to heaven
To a place I recall
I was there so long ago
The sky was bruised
The wine was bled
And there you led me on

In your house I long to be
Room by room patiently
I'll wait for you there
Like a stone
I'll wait for you there
Alone

Alone

And on I read
Until the day was gone
And I sat in regret
Of all the things I've done
For all that I've blessed
And all that I've wronged
In dreams until my death
I will wander on

In your house I long to be
Room by room patiently
I'll wait for you there
Like a stone
I'll wait for you there
Alone

Alone

RIP Chris Cornell, July 20, 1964 – May 17, 2017

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