Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker FIGHT!


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Kajehase wrote:
Ellen Ripley or Sarah Connor?

now this is a choice!

but i'd say Ripley

As for luke vs harry, i have lost my interest in both franchises and hope for a mutual KO/Fatality.


There was a Star Wars franchise? I only remember there being three films released between 1977 and 1983, along with some toys. Since then, nothing. Not one little thing Star Wars related. Nope, nothing at all.

As for Harry Potter, never heard of her.


Turin the Mad wrote:
Lucas turns over in his grave.

Even all the jedi's at the height of their power couldn't lift Lucas let alone spin him in a grave.

Sovereign Court

Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
Turin the Mad wrote:
Luke, enraged at meeting the only protagonist whinier than he is

"Mr. Skywalker, have you had the pleasure of meeting Ms. Buffy Summers?"

"Charmed, I'm sure."

Yeah, Buffy takes the crown for biggest whiner. I think she should get second place too.

Silver Crusade

Oh please...

"I'll kill you! I'll kill you to death!"

MUCH worse than Buffy


Xabulba wrote:
Turin the Mad wrote:
Lucas turns over in his grave.
Even all the jedi's at the height of their power couldn't lift Lucas let alone spin him in a grave.

That's what the rotissery "mechanism" built into his coffin is for.

Liberty's Edge

Harry decides not to die.

Neither can deliberately kill the other, so it has to be an accident. Or one of them has a morally challenged associate.

Liberty's Edge

Tensor wrote:

Murderer. ( Plus, he killed someone who was disarmed == Evil )

Now Luke will burn in humanist purgatory for eternity.

FIFY


lastknightleft wrote:
Xabulba wrote:
Tensor wrote:

Light sabers cannot block magical attacks.

And now, after Harry received mental defense training from Snape, Luke's Jedi-mind f&%&s, I mean tricks, will have low success probability.

I'm giving the edge to the boy-who-did-not-die. Unless Luke pulls out a blaster, or wins initiative and cuts off Harry's wand wielding arm(s).

The force trumps magic, Skywalker for the win.

Thet're tied for the most whiny hero though.
No, anakin takes the gold for that.

Actually that crown belongs to Thomas Covenant..hands down

Shadow Lodge

Xabulba wrote:

Luke Skywalker had to fight George Lucas who has the power of creative control over evreyone in the SW universe.

Skywalker for the win.

Yeah, but he lost that fight.

Liberty's Edge

Now Chewbacca vs. Hagrid in a naked battle of the hairy beasts...

PS. Luke only kisses his sister while Harry kisses his best friend's sister, so put Harry down for a win on that score.

Sovereign Court

I M Weasel wrote:
There was a Star Wars franchise? I only remember there being three films released between 1977 and 1983, along with some toys. Since then, nothing. Not one little thing Star Wars related. Nope, nothing at all.

Really? Wow, that's too bad. You missed out on all these awesome games they had for the PC a while ago. TIE Fighter and Xwing were a lot of fun, plus some adventure games.

Don't know what ever happened to the franchise though. I guess people just moved on. ;)


Tensor wrote:

I'm sure that snake-wizard guy from Harry Potter is the greatest evil in the universe.

That old guy from Star Wars who can shoot blue snacker-lightning out of his fingers would be forced to give the snake-wizard guy hot oil massages after work -- with a happy ending.

Check it out > they made < a video out of this thread.

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Round one: Harry wins initiative. He uses turnupsidedownus maximus on Luke. Luke bonks his head but gets up.

Round two: Harry wins init again, and goes to town with throwrandomjunkus badlatinum. Luke gets pelted with various odd stuff. Luke decapitates Harry with his lightsaber.

Dark Archive

The 8th Dwarf wrote:

So what about:

Darth Vader v Voldemort v Suruman v Rastalin.
Or
Fizban v Gandalf v Dumbeldor v Merlin.

1.Saruman wins, most powerful wizard on Arda.

2. Gandalf (especially if Gandalf the white), although not as powerful as Saruman (until he becomes the white) He is still a minor god and cannot be killed by mortal magics.


Harry Potter: Expelliarmus!

Luke: *watches in bewilderment as Harry Potter yanks the lightsaber from the Jedi's hand and accidentally cuts himself in half*

Scarab Sages

And so, now we have to wonder - Is it Cursed Child Harry Potter and Force Awakens Luke? Could be interesting....


Pathfinder Adventure Path, Lost Omens, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Five bucks says Miles Teg or Paul Atreides wanders by and kills them both, having long since come to terms with murder as a means to an end.


Expeliarmus!

Lightsaber flies into Haryy's chest

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