Your moms is not technically a dwarf…right? Midget or somesuch?I'm implying that your offspring with a dwarf will be ugly as sin. And something that should not exist....making your leg hump more of an actual dry hump....yeah...so?
Be careful hanging around my mom, you never know what your going to catch.
Also, if you are trying to imply that you are my dad, are you sure you would wish that upon yourself? I can be a very needy child.
I wanted to post earlier but a few puppies got in my way so I had to kick them out of it.
"Wait! Wouldn't getting Sebastian's heart, be a good act?"Eat your heart out, Sebastian!
Heart?
Heart?"Wait! Wouldn't getting Sebastian's heart, be a good act?"Eat your heart out, Sebastian!
I thought he still had a miniaturized Ann & Nancy Wilson entrapped in his ribcage, like a devourer unicorn. Did he let them go or finally drain them dry?
What is a puppy and why would someone...kick it?
What is a puppy and why would someone...kick it?
It's a spawn of a poodle and refuses to acknowledge the superiority of Tier Fishy. Shouldn't that be reason enough?
Kicking requires legs. I think a fin slap would be the closest translation.
A catfish barb would be more painful (trust me on this one).
What is a puppy and why would someone...kick it?
Cats eat Fish
Dogs eat Cats
Puppies are small dogs
Dogs are friends with Fishies.
No one should kick one. Much.
What if its a swarm of rabid undead Ustalvian needle toothed death puppies?
If you're gonna kick my kids, you better come heavy.
The red one speak with wisdom to "kick" small poodles is a fishy no-no. Normal sized poodle are fair game.
>fin slap Court Fool< No! bad piddle. Piddle is that the right word?
Ambrosia, check your email.Kicking requires legs. I think a fin slap would be the closest translation.A catfish barb would be more painful (trust me on this one).
He he. I like catfish. I just think uncles should give curious 8-yro's more warning about the barbs before curious 8-yro tries to take one off her line. Ouchie.
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He he. I like catfish. I just think uncles should give curious 8-yro's more warning about the barbs before curious 8-yro tries to take one off her line. Ouchie.Ambrosia, check your email.Kicking requires legs. I think a fin slap would be the closest translation.A catfish barb would be more painful (trust me on this one).
First time I can remember pulling a catfish off of a line I remember getting stuck with the hook and not the barbs. I have no idea when that was but remember bleeding a lot.
The red one speak with wisdom to "kick" small poodles is a fishy no-no. Normal sized poodle are fair game.
Goggies noms on fishies too! Don't fall for their anti-kitteh proppieganda.
And don't kick me. I noms on wassermellon.
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First time I can remember pulling a catfish off of a line I remember getting stuck with the hook and not the barbs. I have no idea when that was but remember bleeding a lot.He he. I like catfish. I just think uncles should give curious 8-yro's more warning about the barbs before curious 8-yro tries to take one off her line. Ouchie.Ambrosia, check your email.Kicking requires legs. I think a fin slap would be the closest translation.A catfish barb would be more painful (trust me on this one).
Bleeding's good for ya son, builds character.
First time I can remember pulling a catfish off of a line I remember getting stuck with the hook and not the barbs. I have no idea when that was but remember bleeding a lot.
Yep done that too. My brother accidentally hooked my sister when he was casting... she still hasn't forgotten that.
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Bleeding's good for ya son, builds character.First time I can remember pulling a catfish off of a line I remember getting stuck with the hook and not the barbs. I have no idea when that was but remember bleeding a lot.He he. I like catfish. I just think uncles should give curious 8-yro's more warning about the barbs before curious 8-yro tries to take one off her line. Ouchie.Ambrosia, check your email.Kicking requires legs. I think a fin slap would be the closest translation.A catfish barb would be more painful (trust me on this one).
Depends on where you get hooked...
This thread needs more puppy kicking.
*kicks puppy*
Wake me up when we start sneaking up on sleeping puppies and butchering them for stewmeat.
Wake me up when we start sneaking up on sleeping puppies and butchering them for stewmeat.
Har har har. You think you're soooooo funny Maaaiiirkurion! How's this for a little joke...I prefer otter stew!
Was the baby seal sleep? It's not evil if their asleep it's good tactics.
Wake me up when we start sneaking up on sleeping puppies and butchering them for stewmeat.Har har har. You think you're soooooo funny Maaaiiirkurion! How's this for a little joke...I prefer otter stew!
I am hilarious. Also, I killed you and took your stuff, which makes me hilarious and better than you. I guess we now know people in hell have internet, so that's something.
Wake me up when we start sneaking up on sleeping puppies and butchering them for stewmeat.Har har har. You think you're soooooo funny Maaaiiirkurion! How's this for a little joke...I prefer otter stew!
Hey, Flamegut: your internet time is up and it's time for my combination toe jam cleaning/bikini area waxing. Put your vinyl thong on and get back to work!
Why kick a puppy when you can club a baby seal?
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I have sung songs about clubbing baby seals in my military experience. From the sounds of it, it would appear to be a good time.
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I have sung songs about clubbing baby seals in my military experience. From the sounds of it, it would appear to be a good time.Why kick a puppy when you can club a baby seal?
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Judging by the video it really isn't. Now, granted, this vid was from an animal rights group, but it's really gonna be hard to cast whomping baby seals over head with a big club until they stop twitching in anything but a negative light.
*tries to kick a puppy, fails because of being intangeble, and instead drains the life energy of the dam thing*
dam i can never kick anything!
Next time try a poodle.
dam i can never kick anything!
Gives Ulgulanoth, unholy ghost touch boots
"There ya go, kick away, double points for poodles "
I am hilarious. Also, I killed you and took your stuff, which makes me hilarious and better than you. I guess we now know people in hell have internet, so that's something.Wake me up when we start sneaking up on sleeping puppies and butchering them for stewmeat.Har har har. You think you're soooooo funny Maaaiiirkurion! How's this for a little joke...I prefer otter stew!
Yes, we have interntet but it is only 56K. And the monthly bill from the ISP is inflated with devilish fees. And the keyboards are like a bed of nails and you prick your fingers when typing. And you move the curser with a dire mouse that gnaws on your hand. It's really quite unpleasant.
Yes, we have interntet but it is only 56K. And the monthly bill from the ISP is inflated with devilish fees. And the keyboards are like a bed of nails and you prick your fingers when typing. And you move the curser with a dire mouse that gnaws on your hand. It's really quite unpleasant.I am hilarious. Also, I killed you and took your stuff, which makes me hilarious and better than you. I guess we now know people in hell have internet, so that's something.Wake me up when we start sneaking up on sleeping puppies and butchering them for stewmeat.Har har har. You think you're soooooo funny Maaaiiirkurion! How's this for a little joke...I prefer otter stew!
Well, now I almost feel guilty for closing with you and cutting you to pieces with my short sword. Almost.
why kick poodles? it's much more fun to torture chiwawas. slit them a little, rub some salt into the wound, stretch them off a stretching rack, electroshock them, but only enough to wea it survives long enough to perpetually scream in torture. try stomping a chiwawas nuts while it lays on it's back.
i don't really do this in real life. but i have neighbors who cannot control thier chiwawas. and this was merely a jest because the thread theme is kicking/harming dogs. i wasn't really being in any way serious about animal cruelty.
why kick poodles? it's much more fun to torture chiwawas. slit them a little, rub some salt into the wound, stretch them off a stretching rack, electroshock them, but only enough to wea it survives long enough to perpetually scream in torture. try stomping a chiwawas nuts while it lays on it's back.
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RUN! RUN WHILE YOU CAN! Once the Poodle Lords find you, they'll Punish you. Like they Punish the Monday Monster.
*leaves thread seemingly by telportation*
RUN! RUN WHILE YOU CAN! Once the Poodle Lords find you, they'll Punish you. Like they Punish the Monday Monster.why kick poodles? it's much more fun to torture chiwawas. slit them a little, rub some salt into the wound, stretch them off a stretching rack, electroshock them, but only enough to wea it survives long enough to perpetually scream in torture. try stomping a chiwawas nuts while it lays on it's back.
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I do not fear any Puddles.
I've had a recent thought that might be a complete game changer for this issue: is the puppy-kicking being done to soften it up prior to cooking and consuming it?
It's clearly unlawful.
Not if the law says kick puppies, say you're in Cheliax and you must kick all puppies on holy days...
I would say no because puppies are the devil, and especially if it is in an evil petting zoo.