Gruumash is banned for failing to ban the ninja along with the ninjaed.
Oh, and Zylphryx is banned for unsolicited ninjaing.
YAAR, gran rey de los mono be banned fer not coming up with a better reason fer bannin' Midnight_Angel.
The Pirate is banned for using an alias for banning himself.
Gran is banned for indulging in pleasures, you know we don't allow you to do that any more. Judge's Orders!
gran is banned because I don't respec his athoritah.
Spanky the Leprechaun is banned for improper use of the English language.
zyphryx is banned for failing to examine Charles Scholz's character sheet. He is a multiclassed lawyer / politician, prepping to enter the Lobbyist PrC.
Celestial Hippeh Lawyer is banned for continually playing that damned LUTE of his
Ziesstra T'sarran is banned for having something against lutes
I would ban Zylphryx for illegal punning, but that would attract the attention of the Hippy Lawyer and Charles the Lawyer/Politician/Lobbyist. We can't have that!
So you are just Banned. Who said I need a reason?
DJ-Bogie is banned for not having a good reason for the banning for Zylphryx.
(and Matt, I do DJ; I was/am a club DJ in Seattle (best DJ of 2005 and 2008) and I do some on-line radio shows)
Charles Scholz is banned for not admitting he's shooting for Boy Band Manager.
{presents subpoena} zylphryx is banned because this is not a Right-to-Ban state. To ban Gruumash, you have to schedule a meeting with him, his supervisor, and the Union Shop Steward -- Mr. Den A. Thor.
Also, please fill out this paperwork. {plops down ream of forms inscribed with Symbol of Legalese}
Matt is banned for still not taking down his outside Christmas lights. It's a wonder you haven't been overrun by mothmen by now.
Beldar is banned for being yet another one of Slaad-Barr's multitude of silly aliases.
I mean REALLY ! Pick one twisted personality and stick with it.
zylphryx is banned for implying Chaos is a bad thing!
DJ-Bogie Bog and the Ocular Bunch is banned for trying to confine me, a creature of Chaos, to a mere single identity!
Dr. Sigmund is banned for freudian intents.
Gruumash is banned for making secret alliances with the Poodle Lords.
Dr. Siggy is banned for making me talk about my parents. My sister and I dismembered him/her, kept a few good bits, and ate the rest.
Ambrosia Slaad is banned for taking filial devotion to extremes.
Gothbard is banned for saying anything negative about extremes while wearing that crown / headpiece.
DJ-Bogie is banned for having an eye for minimalism.