Mark Hoover is banned for being a delicate flower on important issues: HAL 9000 is to disassembled so it doesn't overcome that astronaut whose name I forgot, and Spanky needs to be spanked (but not by me, uuggh) AND banned !
As that most admirable fellow Quiche Lisp was saying to me that other day when we were cruising together in the Netherworld, while enjoying the company of the scantily clad Buxom Ladies of Hellfire...
Get a haircut, or be banned !
Grim is banned for talking to himself.
It's not schizophrenia if it's done on the innarwebs !
Also: Gran Etc. banned !
Banned, I say !
Tirq is banned for invoking reason in teh innardweb !
Quiche is banned for webbing up his innards
Mark is banned for offering Quiche that cheese log to begin with.
El Dios De Los Cheese Log is banned because I offer nothing; I demand, you comply
Mark is banned for not being in compliance with FCC standards.
El is banned for having standards
Mark is banned for being non-standard
DJ is banned for being equidistant
Mark is banned for being perpendicular.
gran rey de los emos is banned for hiding his black nail polish and Tripp pants.
gran rey de los banned is banned because NO PANTS EVAR!
DJED is banned for being an improbable ninja. You could see that forehead from a mile away.
gran is banned for making vomit breath blow chunk with his body odor.
You spank and you spank til you bend it like bekham so we've cut of the fat and we've banned you like bacon!
Bacon gone Wild is banned because banning bacon is just goofy.
gran is banned for eating illegal hyena bacon.
Gran is banned for suggesting any kind of turkey or Tirqy bacon.
gran rey de los blah blah blah is banned for suggesting that he's suggestive.
DJEternalDarkness is banned for not putting that enormous amount of head space to good use.
Zedda is banned for missing our double date with gran rey de los monos and one of his other aliases.
El Dios de LAP is banned because after all this time he's still leaking from the mouth all over the place.
Quiche Lisp is banned for failing to smile.
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Crimson Jester is banned by the Spanish Inquisition!
MythrilDragon is banned for expecting the Spanish Inquisition. It's supposed to be a surprise.
DJ-Bogie is banned for not knowing that amongst their weaponry are such diverse elements such as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency and a fanatical devotion to the Pope...and nice red uniforms.
gran rey de los heresies is banned for poking people with the soft cushions while shouting "Confess!"
Inquisitor types are too stuffy for my taste ! They persecute, but I ban you, Gran Rey for secretly aspiring to inquisitionness !