BANNED!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

gran rye is banned for ergotism.

[GoatToucher]

Spanky is banned for cognitive ergotism.

[gran rey de los banned]

GoatToucher is banned because it looks like he is smelling one of Spanky's farts.

[Tirq]

gran rey de los Wisdom Teeth is banned because I'm getting my WIS teeth removed. It'll drop my Wis from a 6 all the way down to a 4!

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Tirq is banned for having less WIS than a maypole.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

El is banned for licking icy flagpoles.

[gran rey de los banned]

Spanky the Leprechaun is banned for rubbing bacon on icy flagpoles in an effort to trick people into licking them.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

gran is banned for falling for cheap turkey bacon rubbed on flagpoles.

[DJ-Bogie]

Spanky is banned for mentioning turkey bacon, even in a derogatory manner.

[Quiche Lisp]

DJ-Bogie is banned for mentioning turkey bacon too. Ho, the irony !

On a related subject, it must be asserted with vigor that turkish bacon is very yummy.

[Tirq]

gran rey de los I'M ON FIRE!!!! is banned for not banning Quiche for some ridiculous reason.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

gran is banned for not banning and eating pizza with non-canadian bacon.

[Tirq]

EDDLAP is banned for not banning me. Geeze...

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Tirq is banned for not recognizing the work of ninjas...and the delete link.

[Tirq]

TVCoB is banned because I'm not the only one tricked by the ninjas.

[Charles Scholz]

Tirq is banned because I need to ban someone before I lose my ban membership.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Chalz your new card is in the mail. However, don't bring it around here because you're banned.

[DJ-Bogie]

Conman is banned for not telling Charles where he should go.

[Quiche Lisp]

DJ-Bogie is banned because it seems the right thing to do.

Also I just watched "Fright Night" 2011 which is a crappy movie and I needed to vent.

Has Colin Farrel ever played in a decent movie ?

The looks of a playboy and the charisma of an oyster... that's the terrible OYSTER-MAN !

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Quiche lisp is banned because they haven't remade Goonies yet. "HEY YOU GUYS!!!!"

[Quiche Lisp]

Conman is banned because I've not had the chance to see The Goonies yet.

[Captain Spalding]

Quiche Lisp is banned for not watching his brother's movie.

[FuelDrop]

I hereby ban Captain Spalding, because when all you have is a banhammer...

[Quiche Lisp]

FuelDrop is banned for looking like a vampire. Away, creature of the night boards !

[DJ-Bogie]

Lisp is banned for never smiling.

[Tirq]

DJ is banned for never blinking. Ever. EVER. EVER.

[Opie Widdershins]

Tirq is banned for spending hours getting his hair to look like that instead of just waking up that way.

[Charles Scholz]

Opie Widdershins is banned for bringing about the downfall of Mayberry.

[DJ-Bogie]

Charles is banned for being Don Knotts in disguise.

[gran rey de los stereo]

DJ-Bogie is banned for seeing through Charles' disguise.

[Quiche Lisp]

Gran Rey de Los Stereo is banned right and left.

[DJ-Bogie]

Quiche is banned because he is so much fun to ban that I just had to do it.

[Tirq]

Quiche Lisp is banned for excesive use of the word "Left"

[DJ-Bogie]

Tirq is banned because I ninja'd him

[Quiche Lisp]

DJ-Bogie is banned for letting - however unwittingly - Tirq implied that I am a leftie.

I want to always be right !

[Tirq]

Quiche Lisp is banned for not being a wright brother.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Quiche Left is banned for thinking the last word will make him right. It only makes you last, except for in the last post to win game where it makes you briefly next to last meaning nowhere near right.

And Tirq is banned for ninja tactics.

[Ninjaotic]

Conman is banned for falling for the tricks. Seriously, they're in the book. Go to a librairy or something.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Librairy? Ninjaotirq is banned for thinking I can even read.

[Ninjaotic]

Conman is banned because he can't type and not read. It's physically impossiblah.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Ninjaotic is banned for not having enough belief in the powers of my luck.

[Ninjaotic]

Conman's banned. Probably because he's french. Maybe... I don't know.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

If you can't beat them join them. But wait, all my ancestors crushed the French, so I guess that makes me not, and you banned.

[Ninjaotic]

These things, they happen. Banned.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Ninjaotic is banned for strange formatting.

[Quiche Lisp]

El Dios de las Almas Perdidas is banned for being all grey-ish. Time to get out in the sun, man !

[DJ-Bogie]

Quiche is banned for picking on El Dios.

[Quiche Lisp]

DJ-Bogie is banned for flying to the rescue of an all grown-up... Dios, I guess.

[FuelDrop]

*Grabs banhammer* Lisp! *Smash* You *smash* are *smash* banned! *keeps smashing at Quiche Lisp's lifeless body until the men in white coats come to take me to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time...*

[Tirq]

Fueldrop is banned because that songs about a dog. Try singing "FuelDrop's Silver Hammer" instead.