BANNED!

[gran rey de los nekkid]

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol is banned for not having any feathers.

[Tirq]

gran rey de los kung fu is banned for having less feathers than TVCoB.

[gran rey de los everything]

Tirq is banned because the ducks have enough feathers. I don't need any.

[Quiche Lisp]

Gran Rey de Los Everything is banned for being a duck-hugger.

[DJ-Bogie]

Quiche Lisp is banned because I haven't banned anyone in a long time and there you are! BAN bye.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

DJ-Bogie is banned seeing as he hasn't been banned in a while.

[Tirq]

Conman's banned because he's just a wannabe Robin Hood.

[gran rey de los banned]

Tirqy is banned for being a wannabe duck.

[BladeTempest]

All lurkers are banned for not participating. gran_rey_de_los_banned is banned for having banned in their name. Ziesstra T'sarran is banned for being a tease (way back in the beginning of the thread). I ban myself for needing spellcheck way too often.

[gran rey de los stereo]

BladeTempest is banned for inserting underscores where none belong.

[BladeTempest]

(how can I be banned if I already banned myself)

Apologies for spelling your name wrong gran rey de los stereo but I ask for forgiveness because there is a solid line under your name that is deceptive.

Also bans gran rey de los stereo for having a deceptive underline in poster's name

[Quiche Lisp]

I ban Blade Tempest to teach him a lesson.

[BladeTempest]

*bans Quiche Lisp simply on principle*

[gran rey de los surround sound]

BladeTempest is banned for begging my forgiveness. I am not a benevolent ruler.

[BladeTempest]

Swings the ban hammer once again at gran rey de los surround sound and runs away with the ban hammer. Hiding it in plain view.

[gran rey de los bacon]

BladeTempest is banned for confusing the banhammer with the hambanner.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

gran rey de los bacon is banned for eating his hambanner.

[MythrilDragon]

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol is banned, and better run somebody is coming to make a plump holiday dinner.

[Tirq]

MythrilDragon's banned because I haven't seen him yet in Skyrim, and I'm blaming it on him.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Tirq is banned for having Skyrim on the brain 24/7.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Conman is banned for his 'rim shots.

[BladeTempest]

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol is banned because I just ate it

[Conman the Bardbarian]

The BladeTempest the fates therefore BladeGetest banned.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Conman is banned because I don't believe in fate.

[Luthril]

Tirq is banned for using my avatar

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

luthril is banned for using Something about Mary hair gel.

[Quiche Lisp]

Spanky the Leerprechaun is banned for even acknowledging the Tirq impersonator. There's only one Tirq, and his (her ?) taste in hairdo is justly atrocious.

[BladeTempest]

Quiche Lisp is banned for having no hair and looking like a cross breed between an orc, a half-elf, and a rabid pit bull. (no real offence intended :P)

[gran rey de los surround sound]

BladeTempest is banned because offense is always intended here.

[BladeTempest]

gran de los surround sound is banned for passive aggressive offense.

[The Mad Badger]

Blade tempest is banned for being so wishy washy.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Connect 4! The Mad Badger is banned for being the 4th consecutive avatarless poster.

[BladeTempest]

Conman the Bardbarian is banned because The Mad Badger is only the third consecutive poster without an avatar. I posted twice.

[Charles Scholz]

BladeTemptest is banned for counting. That has been a long time ban reason.

[BladeTempest]

Charles Scholz is banned for not hiding enough of his face.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

BT (who would be awesome if he stuck an 'L' in there) is banned for hiding too much of his face.

[Bacon gone Wild]

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol is banned for thinking the L is what makes a BLT awesome.

[BladeTempest]

Both The Vicious Chicken of Bristol and Bacon gone Wild are banned because they are making me hungry.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

BT is banned because it isn't our fault you don't eat before coming on the forums.

[BladeTempest]

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol remains banned because forums are not made for eating. They are made for silly games like this one.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

BladeTempest is bannned to the 1,000 post wins thread until he learns the truth.

[BladeTempest]

What truth? That Spanky the Leprechaun is obsessed with saying random things then quoting himself into insanity?

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

BT is banned for not banning Conman. A common infraction but an infraction nonetheless.

[BladeTempest]

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol is banned for turning my name into food and mentioning food while I am still hungry. (only 45 mins left till stew is done)

[gran rey de los everything]

BladeTempest is banned for not starting the stew earlier. That way we could have already eaten it.

[BladeTempest]

gran rey de los everything is banned for assuming I would share.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Blade is banned for not realizing that we would assume with a full bowl rather than an empty stare.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Conman is banned for conspiracy rhyming with BT.

[Quiche Lisp]

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol is banned for tirelessly teasing us with (roasted ! yummy !) fowl.

[Bacon gone Wild]

Quiche Lisp is banned for desiring to baste other posters rather than ban them.