BANNED!

[Gruumash .]

Charles Scholz is banned for trying to create further conflict between the DJ of Eternal Darkness and the great half-orc pirate since we both have magnificent manly chins. Soemthing you are obviously jealous about having not a chin or mouth to speak of.

[zylphryx]

Gruumash . is banned for attempting to usurp the Chin. There is only one Chin.

[DJ-Bogie]

Zylphryx is banned for making assumCHINS

Battle of the Chins

[gran rey de los mono]

DJ-Bogie is, once again, banned for punning. Bad Floating Eye, Bad! Now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

[DJ-Bogie]

I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
Gran is banned for making me feel bad about myself.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.
I am a Bad Eyeball, I will not make bad puns again.

[Belphegor]

DJ-Bogie is banned for only writing 42 times instead of the required 50.
Start again at the beginning, please.

[gran rey de los mono]

Belphegor is banned for counting.

[Charles Scholz]

Gran is ban(d) for being countless.

[gran rey de los mono]

Charles Scholz is banned because he should know by now that I am infinite.

[DJ-Bogie]

Gran is banned for forgetting that there is a warrant for his arrest in Finite. ( I hear he has the death sentence on twelve systems. )

[gran rey de los mono]

DJ-Bogie is banned because I have, indeed, decreed that 12 systems be put to death. And Finite is first on the list.

[DJEternalDarkness]

gran rey de los mono is banned for having the death sentance in 12 systems. You'll be dead!

[Charles Scholz]

DJED is banned for not carrying through on his threat.

[gran rey de los mono]

Charles Scholz is banned because DJEternalDarkness DID carry through with the threat. I have been dead for the last 10 hours or so. But I got better.

[DJ-Bogie]

Charles is banned for sitting at his desk at work for 10 hours doing absolutely nothing and then saying it's "because I'm dead".

[gran rey de los mono]

DJ-Bogie is banned for confusing the monkey with the cultist. Also, I wasn't at work. I spent those 10 hours in a combination of sleep and Skyrim.

[carborundum]

Gran rey de los mono is hereby BANNED! For sleeping when he could have been in Skyrim.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Carborundum is banned because my father always told me, "NON ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM."

[DJ-Bogie]

I'm hiding is banned for misquoting his father. The phrase is "Illegitimi non carborundum".

[gran rey de los mono]

DJ-Bogie is banned for correcting I'm Hiding In Your Closet. How do you know his father didn't say it wrong?

[DJ-Bogie]

Because I'm the Bogie, Duh! Banned!

[gran rey de los mono]

DJ-Bogie is banned for referring to himself as "The" Bogie.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

grand turino is banned for reefering himself.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Spanky the Leprechaun is banned for being magically and ethnically offensively delicious.

Incidentally, there are evidently multiple "right" ways to say the maxim.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

IHIYC is banned for leprivorism.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Spanky the Leprechaun is banned for leapfrogging with me all over the Forum Games.

[gran rey de los mono]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for playing a kid's game when he should be ensuring his supremacy over the leperchaun.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

gran rey de los mono is banned for ageist remarks - Hiding In Somebody's Closet is, in point of fact, fun for all ages and species.

[gran rey de los mono]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for pointing out how fun he is. In my experience, if you have to make a special point of it, it's probably not true.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

gran rey de los mono is banned for experiencing wrong.

[gran rey de los mono]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for calling my experiences wrong. They may not have always been right (in fact some of them have been so not right, they've been practically left), but they have NEVER BEEN WRONG!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Neither right nor wrong?

gran rey de los mono is banned for suggesting the existence of an epistemological grey area.

[Geistlinger]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for not coming out of the closet. :P

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Geistlinger is banned for being too chicken to come on in and try to make me.

[Midgard Serpent]

Hiding is banned for running away from home. Your mother is very worried, and when she gets worried I lose sleep.

[Dr. Sigmund]

I'm Hiding in your closet is banned for hiding in Geistlinger's closet again. We have talked about this many times over and I would have thought the restraining order would have stopped this behavior. Nw come on out of the closet and sit on my couch and we can talk about your mother issues.

[gran rey de los mono]

Dr. Sigmund is banned for obsessing over I'm Hiding In Your Closet's mom.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

gran rey de los mono is banned for coming perilously close to a "your mom" joke.

[gran rey de los mono]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for implying I am perilously close to your mom.

[Geistlinger]

gran rey de los mono is banned for not facing the peril.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Geistlinger is banned for shaving with a cuisinart.

[gran rey de los mono]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for sticking his tongue out.

[DJEternalDarkness]

gran rey de los mono is banned for being just one gran rey away from a duo.

[gran rey de los mono]

DJEternalDarkness is banned because it has already been established that I am infinite. Therefore, I am not almost a duo. If I wished I could be an entire orchestra by myself. And the conductor. And the audience. And the ushers, ticket-takers, lighting guys, sound guys, janitorial staff, managers, and concessions sellers. Heck, I can even be the scalper outside illegally reselling tickets to myself.

[DJEternalDarkness]

gran rey de los mono is banned for being over numberous.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

DJEternalDarkness is banned for saying "I'm not an alien!" at awkward and suspicious moments.

[Lopke]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for hiding in my *%$@(*% closet!

Get out!!

[Charles Scholz]

Lopke is banned for being afraid of what's in his closet.

[DJ-Bogie]

Charles is banned for being afraid of that which is not in his closet.

[Gruumash .]

DJ-Bogie is banned for spending too much time in Charle's closet to know what to be afraid or or not to be afraid of in it.