BANNED!

[GoatToucher]

Banned for Heresy!

[MissOranjeDiscoDancer]

banned for winking, which is flirting, which is SEX

[Mayor of Funkytown]

BANNED for not paying the Funkytown Groove Tax.

[Sauron of the Savage Land]

BANNED for not repealing the Funkytown Groove Tax!

[Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM]

Banned for stealing Schism's energy.

[Goblin Mime]

........

*Realises he can't talk.*

........!

*Writes: BANNED for performing illegal experimentation (and not inviting anyone to watch).*

[Quiche Lisp]

Banned for being silent.

[Orange Hulk]

Ugly gnome banned for not having bald head be egg that hatches!

[Cluny the Scourge]

Banned for just cause.

[Quiche Lisp]

Banned for being unconvincing at banning.

[Pulg]

Banned for being an unconvincing banana.

[Azothath]

banned for making a paladin fall... it was a failed reflex for stepping on his rules lawyer's bannedana ah-peel. a classic comedy pit fall

[Quiche Lisp]

Banned for being a distant good-aligned cousin of Azathoth - we can't have that !

[Captain Spalding]

Banned because it has been 3 months since the last ban and the Ban Hammer was feeling neglected.

[Quiche Lisp]

No good deed can go unpunished, so I ban you remorlessly.

[Burning Straw man]

Quiche Lisp is banned because this thread should not die.

[The Beast of London]

*Knocks over Burning Straw man, implying he is banned for simply being in the way.*

[GoatToucher]

:bans The Beast of London:

Oh, you want to know why?

WHO ARE YOU TO DARE QUESTION ME!?!

~~FLAMES~~

~~EXPLOSIONS~~

~~FARM ANIMAL NOISES~~