BANNED!

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Tirq is banned for having feelings for the chicken.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Conman is banned for having similar feelings for his...no, no that's too easy. Conman is banned for being the 7,101st poster.

[Live Bait]

The Vicious Chicken Not Sid is banned for not taking the bait.

[Kyros Deun]

Live Bait is banned because he's a pseudodragon.

[Tirq]

Kyros is banned because he's blind but not because of a class feature. Live Bait is clearly a wyrm of some kind!(get it? Wyrm?)

[gran rey de los banned]

Tirq is banned for punning. Also for not pruning the hedges. And by hedges, I mean his hair.

[Quiche Lisp]

You're all banned for my instant personal gratification !

YOU ARE ALL BANNED, SO IT IS DECREED !

Also, Tirq, I see you still did not get that haircut: you're making your momma cry, boy.

[Kyros Deun]

Quiche Lisp is banned for bringing our mothers into this.

[Quiche Lisp]

I was talking about Tirq's mother exclusively !

Kyros Deun is banned for misinterpreting my stern but well-meaning words of advice.

[Kyros Deun]

Quiche Lisp is banned because as Tirq's roomie I see him crying into his Hello Kitty blanket/ pillow.

[Quiche Lisp]

Kyros Deun is banned for being witness to Tirq's household linen's taste (not to mention: sharing it with us !)

[Kyros Deun]

QL is banned for Questioning Lattes.

[Hurin Sundershield SonOfHelgrud]

Kyros Dem is banned for judging others!

[Kyros Deun]

Hurin is banned because I like my shield.

[Antal Underfoot]

Kyros is banned Because I want to!

[Captain Spalding]

Kyros is banned for leading a sheltered life.

Edit: Antal Underfoot is banned for being a sneaky ninja.

[ReckNBall]

Capt Spalding is banned for ganging up on Antal Underfoot.

[Antal Underfoot]

ReckNBall is banned because I can take care of myself.

[Tirq]

Antal Underfoot is banned because I find it funny.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Tirq is banned because I'm not just a clown here to amuse you.

[Kyros Deun]

Spanky is banned because he is.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Kyros is banned because his last name is an anagram for nude.

[Tirq]

Spanky's banned because I just noticed he's right.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Tirq is banned because if it was a cobra it would've bit him.

[Tirq]

Spanky's banned because cobras like me and thus don't bite me.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Tirq is banned because that was a gecko.

[Tirq]

Spanky's banned because he didn't get me anything for Christmas.

Thanks, TVCoB! I always wanted a rabid mongoose! He just loves cuddling my face! And thank you, Quiche! That fruit cake was only a little bit poisonous! And finally, thank you EDDLAP for that wonderful punch made from the souls of your victims!

[Sheombie]

Tirq is banned for thinking PEOPLE give gifts for christmas.

[Kyros Deun]

Sheombie is banned for coming up on spellcheck.

[Tirq]

Kyros is banned for insulting our lord and master Spellcheck, whome we would never be able to live without lest we wish to invoke it's wrath.

[Quiche Lisp]

Tirq is banned with jinglebells, chocolate and snow desserts because that seems strangely appropriate at this time of the year.

Also, I'm glad you enjoyed that cake, Tirq, despite its stringent aftertaste. That which doesn't kill us is very yummy after all !

[Kyros Deun]

Quiche Lisp is banned because... oh no, wait, Tirq didn't have the poisoned one, I... GAAK!jusbkibgrkibkbgjukisbgju

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Kyros is banned because he has no soul for me to harvest since he traded it for a pack of 1985 Topps baseball cards and a Snickers bar.

[Kyros Deun]

Perdidas is banned because now I it COULD have been worth millions!

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Kyros is still banned because he tried to sell the stick of gum for millions and stuck the cards in the spokes of his bicycle wheels.

[Quiche Lisp]

El Dios de los Almas Perdidas is banned for his unorthodox taste in gums.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Quiche is banned because of his jealousy concerning his lack of teeth.

[Cardinal Biggles]

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol is banned because he didn't expect the Spanish inquisition!

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Pedobear is banned for...well, look at him. Dirty peeping cardinal, he is.

[Kyros Deun]

The Vicious Chicken is banned because THAT is a spirit of adventure.

[DJEternalDarkness]

KLyros Deun is banned for trying to make this all about the spirit of adventure.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

DJED is banned for having no team spirit.

[Kyros Deun]

EDDLAP is banned for having team spirit, but not a spirit of adventure.

[MythrilDragon]

Kyros Deun is banned for communing with Spirits. WITCH BURN HIM.

[Kyros Deun]

MythrilDragon is banned because my anti-gravity spell will help me escape hanging. (I just hang upside down)

[ReckNBall]

Kyros is ban..burned for mistakenly thinking 1) He would be permitted to cast a antigravity spell and 2)Burn=Tied at stake and set aflame. No hanging involved. [/eyeroll]

[Woody, the Post reporter]

ReckNBall is banned for playing with fire without me.

[Tirq]

Woody's banned because... hehe... wood.

[Belphegor]

Tirq is banned for what he has planned tonight.
I hacked his computer. He is going to [REDACTED].

Edit: Aww, nertz.

[The Mad Badger]

Belphegor is banned for his mischievious nature.